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84 Responses to Will Israel Assassinate Obama?

  1. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    Link: Will Israel Assassinate Obama? - Edward Adler has chutzpah!
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    DAVID DUKE!!!??? I guess when he`s not busy burning crosses, he makes youtube videos.
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    sniper11290 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Ok then nuke them and palestine if they try
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Religion. Nuff said.
  5. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    I can smell the anti-semitism!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    I made it to 1:04 and the anti-semitism began to melt my face.

    This guy is a moron.
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    Ujelly Male 30-39
    81 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    I did not see that coming...

    Gotta love religion...
  8. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    AuburnJunky: We finally agree on something! :)
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Is this the David Duke that ran the KKK?
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    @AJ

    You got more endurance than I do.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Yup, yup that`s him
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    I think liberals and conservatives can agree that Israel is an important ally in that region. They should be protected at all costs.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    yea they say that rahm emanuel`s dad is a jewish terrorist, i live in chicago and rahm emanuel`s dad was my pediatrician for 9 years, hes a drating doctor for poo sake
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    drat...this wackjob`s vote has as much merit as mine.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    They should be protected at all costs.

    The latter part bothers me, we`re seriously in the hole. Shouldn`t we seriously re-evaulate our commitments? That being said Israel can easily fend off a surprise attack.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    "protected at all costs" meaning we should do what we can to help them when they need it.

    If they get attacked, and they got it, then they got it.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm
    "yea they say that rahm emanuel`s dad is a jewish terrorist, i live in chicago and rahm emanuel`s dad was my pediatrician for 9 years, hes a drating doctor for poo sake "

    and The Zohan was a hairdresser, so what`s your point?

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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm
    Peabody wins. Zohan is the most well known Israeli terrorist.
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    Pah, everyone knows Israel is an exempt terrorist state. They`ve got the WoMDs and they`d use them, too, but they are more subtle than that. Don`t mistake this to mean `jews are bad`. The vast majority are pillars of society. The few bad ones are just very effective at being bad.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    You know, if this is legit, the fact that David Duke is too stupid and egotistical not to let someone else mention this to the world. His rep is that of an utter racist jerk. Who would listen to him?
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    It`d be kinda funny, in sad pathetic way, that Israel starts a war with Iran, at the same time the US economy implodes. Leaving them (the Israelis) without back-up, money or support.

    Unless Israel buys American Military support, but that look, smell and behave badly. Not only would Israel and its American Mercenaries have to deal with Iran`s Republican Guard, But with the Russians and the Chinese as well. I strongly doubt that these two super-powers to be will allow this potential powder keg to be touched without extreme repercussions happening. Considering Iran is in THEIR "back yard".
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    Of coarse this could all shame like the Glenn Beck crap for "media points".
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    The Grand Dragon has spoken!
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    That was entertaining.
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    I figure that if that happens.. RIP Isreal 1949-2013 "The US givith, the US taketh away"
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    "I think liberals and conservatives can agree that Israel is an important ally in that region. They should be protected at all costs."

    Israel really doesn`t act like an ally.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    More than Israel, if Obama is murdered is more likely to be a inside job
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    Zionism is NOT a supremacist movement. Zionists don`t say Jews are better. They just say that Jews have a right to a nation where Israel currently is. They base this on passages in the Torah that say God gave the land to them. The person who narrated the majority of this video is an anti-Semite, and misinformed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    Isn`t David Duke, Democrat, a former Grand Wizard of the KKK?
    By golly YES! He IS!
    So all y`all lefties who complain about "Faux News" can you explain how a KKK member is an athority on Jews?
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    white people scare me,but Duke makes me laugh out loud.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    Hmmm...thought the UK gave Israel to the jews, not the US....I guess some people got high that day at school.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:08 pm
    "Isn`t David Duke, Democrat, a former Grand Wizard of the KKK?
    By golly YES! He IS!"

    He switched to the Republican party in 1989 and has been there ever since, He was one of the last conservatives still holding onto the Old South where pretty much everyone in the South was a Democrat up until Civil Rights. That is when the conservative south moved to the Republican party. The south in the late 1800`s wasn`t about to be in the same party as Lincoln. That is why it took almost 100 years for them to line up with the rest of the country. Let me guess Glenn Beck University.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    Are we sure that is David Duke and not one of those creepy Japanese robots?
  34. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    whatever you want to say about him, he is correct about the attack on the USS Liberty and the spying charges.

    yes, this guy is anti-jewish, but historical facts are facts.

  35. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    "He was one of the last conservatives still holding onto the Old South where pretty much everyone in the South was a Democrat up until Civil Rights."

    Amazing that some people fail to acknowledge that the parties flipped ideologies.
  36. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    "Hmmm...thought the UK gave Israel to the jews, not the US....I guess some people got high that day at school."

    It was the UN mandate for Palestine, but I won`t deny our (UK`s) central role in that whole sordid and utterly regrettable affair.

    "Zionism is NOT a supremacist movement. Zionists don`t say Jews are better. They just say that Jews have a right to a nation where Israel currently is."

    You`re half right. You leave out that it is based on the principles of survival (as an illegal state) at all costs and they have suspended morality to the point where they engage in genocide and terrorism. If your country wasn`t so controlled by them and their homo-racial sympathisers, then you`d know that. Unless you`re a Zionist yourself and then you`d know that and still spin the line you did.
  37. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    "Amazing that some people fail to acknowledge that the parties flipped ideologies."

    What is even more amazing is if you can get a Glenn Beck follower to understand the truth. As humans it is hard to admit when we have been lied to by a trusted source.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    Ahmedjinabad in Iran has stated unequivocably that he would use nukes on Israel. Sh*t is gonna get real in that part of the world, how bad ? Who knows.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2012 at 7:37 pm
    btw Zionist assassinated their own prime minister and tried to blame the arabs for it.



    Zionist have a long hisotry of terrorism against the US other countries and Israel itself.

    to be anti-Zionist is not anti-jew. No one should ever support a group that uses terrorism for any reason and these guys are no different than AQ or any other group for that matter.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    February 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    I`m not ging to watch the video, but I will answer the question...my answer is......hopefully.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    Israel has nuclear weapons and the finest military in the Middle East. They don`t need our help.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    Jamie: Cite your accusation.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    *Grumble* I just watched a video from David Duke.*Vomit* I would be the first to welcome President Obama an early retirement but, I find it deeply disturbing when anyone proposes or threatens harm the President regardless of who holds the office.
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 8:53 pm
    David Duke is an racist douchebag, anyone that believes this sh|t, that Israel would assassinate any US president, has their head up their ass.

    ..and I`m mainly talking to you jamie76.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    Will IAB recover and be funny again?
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    stk5m Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2012 at 12:52 am

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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 12:59 am
    The only terrorists that Americans have to worry about are their own. Ron Paul 2012 although he would get assassinated like the last three presidents who tried to uncover the federal reserve.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 3:08 am
    David Duke=Crakjakass=racist douchebag,
    not worth debating with!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 3:24 am
    Will IAB recover and be funny again?

    ---------

    Not while they have the current team running the site.
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 3:28 am
    PierreJean: I`m no David Duke nor am I racist. That sort of libel is what gets people banned from IAB.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 3:30 am
    "Zionism is NOT a supremacist movement."

    Wow...head up your ass much? Obviously you don`t understand devout Judaism which states that only the Jews are the chosen people of God, and everyone else are inferior, and deserve to die. Even the Christian Orthodox Church believes that the Jews and the Orthodox are they only chosen people, and us "gentiles" are meaningless and beneath everyone else.
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    CrakrJakk Male 40-49
    21 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 4:18 am
    I don`t want to live on this planet anymore....
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    February 7, 2012 at 4:46 am
    "Obviously you don`t understand devout Judaism which states that only the Jews are the chosen people of God..."

    I stated that Zionism is not supremacist. Zionism, specifically, is the belief that Jews have the right to self-determination, and that they have a right to a homeland. It doesn`t talk about them being the chosen people. We`re talking about two different things here.

    As for Judaism being, or not being, a supremacist movement, you might want to look at ALL the Abrahamic religions. They all claim that they are the only ones entitled to go to Heaven, that they are the only ones worthy of God`s love, and that if you`re not a member of their religion (and is some cases, their particular organization), that you`re inferior. Doesn`t matter if it`s the Jews, the Christians in their various forms, or the Muslims.

    I missed the fact that the guy in the video, btw, was David Duke. Had I seen that, I would have skipped the whole post in the first pl
  54. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 5:34 am
    Israel SHOULD strike Iran. Do not be pushed around by power-hungry dictators threatening mass murder. Destroy them.

    Have we already forgotten the beginnings of World War II?
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    February 7, 2012 at 5:50 am
    auburnjunky, I`m honestly asking this question, with no tricks or liberal craziness: do we really *need* an ally in that region? I mean, what as Israel ever done for us? Why do we spend treasure and life in a region that`s been at war for...well, forever? We don`t need them, far as I can tell. To me, the only interests we have there are our pro-Jew, anti-Muslim agenda. Oh, and oil. And we don`t need either. Do we? I`m honestly asking.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:04 am
    No need to worry about Iran. The Mossad intelligence know what colour Ahmedinejad`s poo is before he`s even eaten.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:06 am
    So you can be sure that when they do strike Iran, and win, it will be for a damned good reason.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 6:12 am
    The real questions is "Would We Care If They Did?"
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 6:14 am
    David Duke is still around and..."relevant"?
  60. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Have we already forgotten the beginnings of World War II?

    Not me, Hitler was busy conquering an entire continent. Niether the Ayatollahs nor Ahmedinajad are doing so.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2012 at 6:19 am
    TruTenrMan, if your answer to that question is anything besides "yes", you are a sad, pathetic, and disgusting human being.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:22 am
    Niether the Ayatollahs nor Ahmedinajad are doing so.

    Nope they`re just vowing to kill every single one of them when they get the chance sound familiar?

    @Samsquanch

    Ya that why they stone to death all non belivers over there...Oh wait they don`t that`s another country...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:24 am
    We don`t need them, far as I can tell. To me, the only interests we have there are our pro-Jew, anti-Muslim agenda. Oh, and oil. And we don`t need either. Do we? I`m honestly asking.

    Unfortunately you will need them for oil. The world has already reached peak oil production in 2005, and we`re set to decline in the following years.
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:40 am
    "The world has already reached peak oil production in 2005, and we`re set to decline in the following years."

    I have yet to see proof of that especially considering all the new methods being put into use since 05.
  65. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 6:40 am
    LillianDulci, it was tongue-in-cheek, dear. Lighten up.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 7:15 am
    [quote">I have yet to see proof of that especially considering all the new methods being put into use since 05.[/quote">
    Actually I had submitted it to IAB already, but apparently oil isn`t sexy enough to make a post, but a recent article in the journal Nature (One of the most prestigious journals in existence) confirmed that we reached peak oil production in 2005. Not to say we`re running out of oil, just running out of cheap to get oil.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:23 am
    Nope they`re just vowing to kill every single one of them when they get the chance sound familiar?



    So Iran`s leardership is sudddenly going to throw away all of its assets on some asinine half-baked pseudovengeance plot against Israel?



    On top of which Iran`s regime has been hemorrhaging legitimacy for years thus its military is gear towards coup-proofing. Hitler on the hand charismatically gain legitimacy and created an army that was ready to conquer all of Europe and Asia.
  68. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:23 am
    FU<K YOU IMAGE SHACK!
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1351 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:29 am
    David Duke....tells it JUST LIKE IT IS!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2012 at 7:38 am
    @Cajun247
    Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has outlined why it would be acceptable to kill all Jews and annihilate Israel. Do he have to do it to be any clearer about what he wants?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:38 am
    does*
  72. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:39 am
    The Jewish people have been stepped on over and over throughout history. After WWII, they finally were allowed to develop themselves as a people and contribute to the world stage. Then Israel comes along and start playing their reindeer games, willing to destroy everything good Jewish folk have worked(suffered) for.

    I foresee Jewish support, easily disappearing in the next ten years if things keep going the way they are. Damn shame that is. Decent people suffering because their brothers are power hungry.
  73. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 8:02 am
    @McGovern

    It`s called pandering most politicians do it all the time.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 8:11 am
    Also the Jews control all the banks and have secret stashes of gold in their basements.
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    element6643 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2012 at 8:49 am
    He can watch the Jews with one eye and look at the camera to talk with the other. Impressive *facepalm*
  76. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 9:02 am
    @zombunny
    It`s around their necks!!! All Jews have it!

    @Cajun247

    Oh ya that`s true remember that debate where it`s was Romney or Obama saying "Hey we can solve our financail crisis!! We just need to kill all the jews!!"
  77. Profile photo of Arm1
    Arm1 Male 40-49
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    February 7, 2012 at 9:49 am
    David Duke is a well known white supremacist and/or neo-nazi. Regular folk stopped taking him seriously after his last failed run for office. None the less, lets assume for the sake of argument that what he is asserting is true. i.e, that one Jewish person holds and published an extreme opinion, it is clear that that persons views are no more representative of the views of the Jewish people then David Duke`s views are representative of whites. BTW whats really odd is that Duke would jump on this as it is been traditionally the white supremacists who have argued most forcibly that Obama is illegitimate and must be forcibly removed for the improvement of America.
  78. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 10:18 am
    So, someone is so desperate to troll me now that they steal my profile and add an extra k onto the end, CrakrJakk.

    Really pathetic, the kind of crap you`d expect from an infantile mind.
  79. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 11:31 am
    Really pathetic, the kind of crap you`d expect from an infantile mind.

    That`s what I said when I first saw it weeks ago. I`m disappointed the mods haven`t just deleted the profile already, it`s blatant, targeted trolling.
  80. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Is it just me or is CrakrJak the most common target for clone trolling?
  81. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 11:42 am
    Don`t worry CrakrJak, those of us who know you picked up on the imposter immediately and called the little fu*ker out on it. Everyone gave him a pretty hard time.

    Nobody can come close to imitating you my friend.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    @Smagboy1 Answer: American NEEDS all it`s allies, all over the globe! That`s what Vietnam was all about, they didn`t have a solid ally in the region, so they had to prop up South Vietnam`s dictator (amoung other reasons).
    Plus: It gives the Muslims someone else to hate!

    @CrakrJak: Yeah, I just saw that for the first time, I`m actually surprised they didn`t call themself "CrakrJakkk" eh? Or perhaps that`s next...
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    thedvlsangel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Wasn`t this guy, David Duke, the Grand Wizard of the Klan? Yes, yes he was.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    meh

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