Traveler`s Translation Guide To Sex? [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Weird

I"m assuming this is for easy translation with the locals when you"re abroad, but hell if I know what the symbols mean.
There are 19 comments:
Male 51
Is that a condom or a grave stone?
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Female 1,478
ajd121, he looks like a traffic cop to me, instead of Hitler, but the rest of what you said is pretty much what I came up with too.
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Female 833
...thedrat?!
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Male 120
Oh. This is specifically referring to anal sex.

I thought it had something to do with the bi-chromatic nature of the stick figures.
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Male 638
Thumbs up for it in a tub, with lube, and protection. Thumbs down for by a priest with a wrench or with Hitler.
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Male 18
Thats a good idea on the left page, a tramp stamp of two people doing it doggy style
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Male 228
What`s on the other pages, now that we`ve covered anal sex?
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Male 329
@5Cats: "The bad side: Religion might be against it, size might be a problem, it might be illegal in whatever country you`re in."

Better than what I read: Yes, as long as you`re clean, lubed, and use a condom.. and No, because of the pope, being a pez dispenser or there`s a crossing guard.
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Male 25,416
travellers guide! really! lame
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Female 1,203
haha is the first one under the thumbs down the freaking pope? I approve :P
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Male 6,737
No monkeywreches?
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Male 1,122
slipwax, that does make more sense.
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Male 40,739
The bad side: Religion might be against it, size might be a problem, it might be illegal in whatever country you`re in.

Just guessing.
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Male 15,261
This could be useful. Anyone have an ISBN? I have a visit to the tax man coming up.
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Male 65
Maybe the second one down on the right is a speculum? The third one down a reference to fisting?
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Male 168
RPossum-- I think that`s clean, lubed, and use a condom
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Male 1,122
Translation:
Sex in the bum...
Is good if its: clean, lubed, and moisturized.
Bad if its: with a priest, plumber, or authority figure.
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Male 3,745
thumbs up = use some kind of lube.
thumbs downs means its frowned upon.
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Female 596
Link: Traveler`s Translation Guide To Sex? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m assuming this is for easy translation with the locals when you`re abroad, but hell if I know what the symbols mean.
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