This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 285 [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 5 years ago in Funny

Breaking news! We"ll stay with this one all night if we have to!
There are 30 comments:
Male 526
yeah, except for the one time that it really is a bag. while it sounds funny, as a terrorist would use something like this because stupid americans will ignore anything in front of them. it could kill many. and i live in america, its sad that people will say - other`s should look for stuff like that, but when it`s them, they look the other way or think its funny.
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Male 663
Suspicious? A grocery bag can be no more suspicious than it can be in a party mood! Suspicion is an emotion, the bag in question would be suspect.
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Male 2,862
Back in the early 90s when I was at uni, we used to get this kind of thing all the time with the IRA.
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Male 2,513
I hate local "news"

10% news 90% crap
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Male 725
Is that what they call that group from the Jersey Shore now?
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Male 1,397
BE SCAAAARED! BE SCAAAAAAAAAAAARED!

Then you`ll be safe! Simple, really.
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Female 6,381
"Well, officer, I`m sure it was the same grocery bag that followed me home last night. And this morning it was snooping around my back yard and I said `Get outa here, you *%$#@ garbage bag...`"
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Male 621
I`m glad we`re not letting the terrorists win.

Ya` know, by making us live in a constant sense of terror where we jump at our own shadows.

I mean... er... *sigh*.
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Male 15,187
This makes perfect sense to anyone in the UK who has put up with US/catholic-funded terrorism there for decades. I think it`s poetic justice that the US are discovering for themselves what it`s like to be on the receiving end.
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Female 1,324
We had one better >> recently saw the bob squad go by, someone got a package that was ticking. Turned out they forgot they ordered a watch winder >>;
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Female 515
It was actually at Palo Verde power plant. They don`t f around when there is something left around there. The bag was full of stuff.
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Male 1,625
I`m pretty tired of people having digital video, and then taking a picture of it.

this one I can see because maybe the person has OTA (read:free) TV, but if I see one more picture taken of a paused DVR screen, I`ll scream
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Male 177
What ledzeppeloyd said
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Male 96
I would interrogate the bag if I had to.
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Male 2,344
This is a pretty serious event actually. I live in Spokane Washington, and I`m sure we`ve all heard of 2011`s MLK bomb. There was just a backpack sitting along the side that was deemed suspicious, and evidently, it had a bomb inside of it.
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Male 51
I hope they caught it. The last thing we need is more grocery bags floating around. I say we send them all back to where they came from.
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Male 25,417
Wow... you know its bad when gerry thinks its a slow day
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Male 2,384
just keeping the sheeple paranoid....
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Male 3,369
@collegebound: I_A_B has gone downhill in the past year or so, but as far as this post goes, I see it as some merit for discussion. The fact is, that we as a society have become so paranoid, that if I were to go grocery shopping, and drop a bag on the way to my car, and not realize it, by the time I got home, it could be on the 5 o`clock news. Just sayin`.
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Male 3,745
jtrebowski: you can try and save this all you want. it doesn`t change the fact that this wasn`t post worthy...
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Male 3,369
CollegeBound: "could be a bomb or something...ill forgive you sense you are only a child... "

And yet that "child" recognizes how overly suspicious we`ve become thanks to "Homeland Security" and persistent fear-mongering. Oh, and also the awkward headline.
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Male 39,613

Slow day at IAB ?
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Female 2,674
At my uni they shut down a parking garage for a few hours because of a suspicious box. Turned out to be just a box.
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Male 6,737
Oh noes!
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Female 2,525
I know what you`re up to, grocery bag, and I don`t like it.
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Male 1,674
well, i did miss this on tv since i don`t live in that area. So they`re right about that.
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Male 3,745
since*
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Male 2,085
Slow news day.
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Male 3,745
could be a bomb or something...ill forgive you sense you are only a child...

however i wont forgive the mod who let this through...what the frack were you thinking?
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Female 358
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