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Date: 02/25/12 02:21 PM

55 Responses to The Secret World Of Mormonism

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    Link: The Secret World Of Mormonism - There are so many things wrong with this video--I`m just going to go sit down and have a cookie.
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    lordfoobar Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    This video is so old, this is nothing new I-A-B... really.... and I cannot count the many errors in it. If anyone is really interested about an objective point of view on Mormonism, I believe Wikipedia is probably one of the best sources (of objective definition).
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    This is as old as the internet. I saw this, I`m guessing, probably in 2004. I got an email about submitting a repost of a video, that`s only 2 weeks old, from IAB yesterday and this gets posted? Seriously?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    South Park was funnier
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    Dear IAB...
    Come on, seriously? What is happening to you?
    You used to be my favorite site.

    Time for this old butcher to move on.
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    Lebowski42 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    People really don`t want old Mitt Romney to get the nomination.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    Batpoo crazy.
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    daverazor Male 50-59
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    February 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    i.a.b. seems to be full of a bunch o babies.
    Complaining about posted content is like complaining to no end when Facebook changes the site. Pointless. (I do see the irony in this post) Life is fun.

    Vote Romney!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 25, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Strikes me as being just as likely as any other religion.
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    deathcab4aj Female 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    I don`t know where this video came from, but I am Mormon and a lot of this is NOT what Mormons believe....We do believe in the celestial and that we literally originated from the heavens (planets in other galaxies). We also believe strongly in the science of evolution...which is more than most Christian religions can accept.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    I think I like Mormon time more.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    I don`t know where this video came from, but I am Mormon and a lot of this is NOT what Mormons believe....We do believe in the celestial and that we literally originated from the heavens (planets in other galaxies).
    I love when someone posts batpoo crazy stuff about religion. It draws out the defenders of the faith who will calmly explain that they don`t believe the batpoo crazy things in the video. Then they proceed to explain the batpoo crazy things that they really do believe in.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    wait... human parents gave him a physical body, then he became god, then he got busy with some chicks and needed somewhere to put all his babies so he made earth? where were his parents originally?
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    @deathcab4aj
    it`s actually all cited and referenced
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    "I love when someone posts batpoo crazy stuff about religion. It draws out the defenders of the faith who will calmly explain that they don`t believe the batpoo crazy things in the video. Then they proceed to explain the batpoo crazy things that they really do believe in."

    My thoughts exactly. Oh, we don`t believe in that, we just believe in a con artist who made all this poo up for his own personal gain.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    deathcab4aj

    the mormoms have changed their teachings over the decades but THIS IS how is started.

    you have to expect that any recently made up religion will go through changes

    and YES this is EXACTLY what moroms used to teach about brown people and back people.

    do some research on your religion and you will see all this is true.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    Pringleman, WIN. That`s hilarious!
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    February 25, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    I think Joseph Smith and L Ron Hubbard would have had a blast together, making up new religions for the gullible.
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    RockWell Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    aspects of the video are truly what mormons believe, but much of it is not, and has never been. I have read countless books on mormon history, most of the stuff here has never been official doctrine of the mormon church.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    @jamie76 ...name a religion that ISN`t considered man made.
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    deathcad4aj:

    If you eat sausage, you are better off not knowing the inner workings of sausage factories, and if you are a Christian, that of the Christian church.

    the same can be said for Mormans as well...
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    Tyns Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    lordfoobar got it right, this video is beyond incorrect, and misleading.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    This is absolutely crazy. Who would believe such a thing. That solider clearly had a chest plate and that arrow would not have scored.
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    dum dum dum dum dum
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 7:09 pm
    @lordfoobar: But wasn`t the whole Jesus and Lucifer are brothers thing so gratifying to see? It was like, um, oh I don`t know, Cain and Able but on a grander scale. I like my religious "facts" to be like some kind of back-referenced joke that had a really good set-up.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    This is old and certainly a repost of a repost, but I still can`t get over how people of any day and age would believe this or Scientology. With Christianity, Judaism and Islam I understand why, because ancient people were ignorant and ignorant traditions have a way of being passed down by ignorant people when the penalty for not believing is to be shunned or murdered. I`m not suer why Buddhism is still believed, but at least Buddhism does more good than harm.
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    merielle Female 18-29
    64 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    this is ridiculous. i feel sorry for people who actually believe this stuff.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    February 25, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    @PringleMan LOLOLOLOL

    I wish I was allowed to ask what people believe (not what religion they are, but what they actually BELIEVE) when I interview job seekers or service providers.

    You`re a Christian doctor? You believe that an imaginary friends cures all and if you`re imaginary friend isn`t on our side then my wife will die in surgery?

    You`re a Muslim teacher/child carer? You believe you are supposed to forcibly convert every person, suppress the rights of girls to study, cut off their labia and you want me to put you in charge or my kids?

    You`re a Christian therapist? You don`t believe in evolution, tectonic theory, dinosaurs, you think the world is 6,000 years old, you speak to a god that nobody can see, and sometimes you claim to hear his voice and you think I need therapy?

    You`re a mormon/scientologist fund manager? You still believe a proven charlatan and that whole crazy story and you want me to trust you to invest my life savings?
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    "This it the Morman explination for the Negro Race" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    *Breath*
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    That had to be the best explanation for dark skin that I have ever heard and I`m LDS.
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    driftwoodslo Male 18-29
    15 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    I`m Mormon, and I approve of this video. :) Although, as usual with things like these, it messes up the story. The defected 1/3 from before we`re not cursed to be black. And other small things but fiction can be so much more entertaining than the truth, so I won`t bother correcting anymore.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    deathcab: Most mormons aren`t taught these things anymore, but they used to be taught and these secrets are kept away from the normal flock. The cartoon was produced in the 1960`s, by mormons, as an illustrative way of explaining those secrets. Secrets that are not included in the book of mormon.

    In this way, Scientology is secretive as well. novice scientologists don`t believe any of the Xenu secrets exist either, it isn`t until after a member has spent a lot of money and rose through many levels is that part of Hubbard`s SciFi story revealed.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    and people wonder why im atheist
  34. Profile photo of driftwoodslo
    driftwoodslo Male 18-29
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    February 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    This video was made by Jeremiah Films and was intended to insult Mormons. Not made by Mormons. They also have videos about the horrors of baby parts trafficking and pagan Halloween.
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    kathismee Female 30-39
    32 posts
    February 25, 2012 at 11:10 pm
    Wait wait wait, this isn`t the opening to Dune?
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    February 25, 2012 at 11:45 pm
    I had a girlfriend once which was a total christian, myself as an agnostic didnt really give a flying drat so I was fine with it...she eventually got sucked into a mormon church out in the boonies and holy jumpin poo was she drated up. I came home for work to find my dog in box in the closet...when confronted she said.. "well its not like it has a soul!". Her new bf/husband is unkind to her in ways shes willing to tolerate, even talking to non-mormons is a sin, and i not even gonna get into the racist/sexist/class system that they practice. freaky.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    February 26, 2012 at 12:11 am
    thelonious
    LOL!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2012 at 12:15 am
    Wait so superman was a Mormon? I`m confused.

    PS Their version of Satan is boring as poo. Give me Catholic Satan any day! Taking over bodies, making your head spin, crawling on ceilings! metal.

    etc...
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 4:19 am
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    fancythat Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2012 at 5:15 am
    BWAhAhahAhahAHhAHAhAHAHHAHahhahaHA
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 26, 2012 at 6:24 am

    You think that`s crazy? There are still people who think Bush did a good job!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2012 at 11:53 am
    Learning is fun!
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    lordfoobar Male 30-39
    79 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:57 am
    @thelonious (and others) I did say that this video is in many aspect very twisted and do not reflect any official teachings, even the ones in the earlier days (1800`s). Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormons) has a way better description. From my personal research on this video, it was made by some people who were members of the church and turned against it afterwards. On a side note, I am Mormon (well, LDS) too, and I will not explain any "poo" about this video :) ..Or maybe one about the black people passage (who seems to be the most controversial); this "doctrine" was never approved, period, and everyone found teaching it was reprimanded. And the Mormon (LDS) church does have an extensive litterature and history records... (BTW, "our" Satan may not be as colorful as the chatholic one, but I can assure you that he`s as cunning as their`s :))
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    number1man Male 13-17
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    February 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    :-D What the literal f uck did I just watch?
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    OOoold repost.
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    Yes, but why are the dark skins good at sports?
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    GOWGE Male 13-17
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    February 26, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    Is the narration being done by Stan Lee?...
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    kawawakaba Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    back before I was an atheist I was raised in the LDS church and even served a mission--- given that I had participated in all of the highest "secret" mormon temple ceremonies, I can attest to the fact that most of this is rubbish.
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    velvet_girl Female 18-29
    53 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    I`m so creeped out
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    guillotine Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm
    this is psychotic
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    BTDM Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    @kawawakaba
    As an exmormon myself, I`ll admit I don`t remember much about the church, but some of this stuff just sounds stupid.
    I haven`t been in 10 years, because I found it boring as hell.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    February 27, 2012 at 5:41 am
    Um,........
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    Makes at least as much sense as all the other religions. If you are making up a story why not make it interesting?

    I wish it said how close was the vote of jesus v.s. satan? Just think, I could have been a god if it went the other way. Oh, the fun I would have. First thing the god me would have done is create me a few dozen wives...but I digress.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 9:33 am
    that first 30 seconds is about Superman, isn`t it?
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2012 at 11:48 am
    oddly it`s not really pro mormon, more like a propaganda speech to incite riot. i do wonder how many believe this is real. and it does go to show you how each religion has to re-write history to favor and answer all the questions. odd how everyone looked like hitlers ideal.

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