The Religion Of Dudeism Is Going Legit

Submitted by: jdouglas9 5 years ago in

New religion taking over based on the film The Big Lebowski. If there can be a Jedi religion, why not a Dude religion?
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Female 795
That guys tongue is huuuuge! AAARGHHH!
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Male 645
I`m in.
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Male 1,754
Seems appealing. Isn`t any crazier than the bullpoo we have now.
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Male 15,257
OK, if I was forced to accept a religion, this would be it. Makes a bit more sense than existing religions.

On Friday, you can only fish not meat. That`s evil. WTF?!?

You can`t press buttons on Saturday. That`s evil. WTF?!?

Women can`t be educated. That`s evil. WTF?!?
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Male 35
I have been a Dudeist Priest since Oct. 8, 2007.
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Male 44
I`m actually an ordained minister in the Church of The Latter-Day Dude. I can legally officiate marriages and funerals in vast majority of counties in my state.

Does that not scare the piss out of you?
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Male 2,436
Sometimes there`s a man... I won`t say a hero, `cause, what`s a hero? But sometimes, there`s a man. And I`m talkin` about the Dude here. Sometimes, there`s a man, well, he`s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that`s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he`s a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin` for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there`s a man, sometimes, there`s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here.
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Male 54
DUDE!
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Male 10,855
@CrakrJak

Dude I was just kidding.
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Male 17,511
Cajun: I may really like the movie, but i don`t take it as far as this nutcase.

Although the "Take it easy" sentiment I can agree with.
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Male 25,416
random
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Male 2,332
I`m guessing all the initiates are called Donny.
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Female 1,893
I BEALIVE
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Male 67
I recommend you do what your parent did. Get a job sir.
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Male 10,855
[quote]This is how unemployed people keep themselves busy.[/quote]

Like CrakrJak!
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Male 10,440
I am usually against all religion, but strangely, not this. I`ll have to look into the details of course...
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Female 2,525
That`s just like, your opinion, man.
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Male 39,880

This is how unemployed people keep themselves busy.
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Male 2,216
makes more sense than that christ B.S.
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Male 37
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