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Date: 02/17/12 12:15 PM

47 Responses to The Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Issue Is In [Pic

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    Is it me or is that bikini bottom unusually microscopic?
  2. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    it`s beautifully microscopic
  3. Profile photo of Dragonace
    Dragonace Male 30-39
    296 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Who even looks at SI anymore? Makes me think of this:

    Quagmire Discovers Internet Porn
  4. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Is it me or is that bikini bottom unusually microscopic?

    The way it should be really.
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    That Bikini works on here Fancy.. So im not examining any further, just accepting the quality :)
  6. Profile photo of pompousass7
    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    fancy..think it is bad photoshop
  7. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    so they want us to fap in the lobby?
  8. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    @fancylad

    You`ve obviously never been to WickedWeasel . com...
  9. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    I just think it`s airbrushed.
  10. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    Fancy, is it me or is that photo more shopped than a car in a street racing movie?
  11. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    2933 Rowena ave is some dentist in LA... Just gross.
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Is it me or are those some great b(oYo)bies!!
  13. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    lols.
  14. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    @ McGovern1981: I`m pretty sure they`re fake. They look a little too round.
  15. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    vv Well then there`s only one way to find out I volunteer to taste test and let everyone know!! :-)
  16. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

  17. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    oh wow
  18. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Are we supposed to be discussing something here?
  19. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    @Solvent

    Yes magnificent boobies!!
  20. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    I`m so confused as to why everyone is making a big deal about this particular girl. Okay, she`s hot, okay, she has big boobs. So does every girl on the cover of SI. Why is THIS one getting everyone so excited? Like legitimately, I am actually asking the people who know.
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    Who?
  22. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    I`m not into women but being a woman myself, I don`t think they`re that great. Maybe it`s the shape of the bikini top that`s not really doing her justice.
  23. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    My dad just brought it home from work and tossed it at me. Apparently they didnt think it would be too appropriate for a hospital lobby.
  24. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    That is the tiniest bikini bottom I`ve ever seen.
  25. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    Leesah & LadyMorgue, i agree with both of you. the cleavage on both of you is much more attractive. So, can i take you into the bathroom?
  26. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    "Who? "

    Wanna know how I know you are gay?
  27. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6952 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    Never heard of her. Why is this a thing?
  28. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    @Leesah & LadyMorgue

    Don`t worry you also have nice boobies!! Now would you like me to prove them real???
  29. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    @imnakdjumpme You can ask my husband but I don`t think he`ll let you.

    I wasn`t commenting negatively because I have a big chest. I simply think the bikini top isn`t doing her justice. It makes her look lopsided.
  30. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    "Why is THIS one getting everyone so excited? Like legitimately, I am actually asking the people who know."

    It`s because she`s 19, which is very very young.
  31. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    Nothing is wrong with them. As for people saying they are fake... I don`t think so for a few reasons.
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    psychgeek, Im boing with real.


  33. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    "It`s because she`s 19, which is very very young."

    She`s NINETEEN? What?!

    Also, nothing against her obvs, these pics look like they were airbrushed by a fifteen year old. Some of the ones from the actual spread are especially bad, which is unfortunate because it looks like she naturally has really nice skin based on her Twitter pics that I just stalked.
  34. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    don`t take that one to the bathroom; there`s another one there, just beware the pages may be stuck together.
  35. Profile photo of MZsweetpeach
    MZsweetpeach Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm
    Oh, to be a woman. We are just fodder for men`s insatiable sexual appetites.
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 5:12 pm
  37. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    @MZsweetpeach I suspect you are really a gay dude at this point...
  38. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: It`s FAP-tastic!
  39. Profile photo of beardtats
    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    to everyone wondering why it`s such a big deal that this girl is on the cover....
    a lot of media has been bashing this particular model by saying she is "too fat" to be a supermodel. the negative backlash against this has created a bit of a stir around the perception of women`s bodies within the modeling industry as well as the usual stuff about societal standards.....she just happens to be currently in the middle of this hoopla at the moment, and SI wisely decided to capitalize on it by being brave enough to put her on the cover of the most popular magazine of the year (whether SI was taking a stand on society`s standards or just cashing in on topical celebrity, i don`t know.....).
  40. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    @MZsweetpeach. And that, given the proper respect and context, is a good thing... :-)
  41. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    She`s cute. But the proportions are not in proportion.
  42. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 12:21 am
    beardtats, It`s because she`s 19.

    Agree with me goddamnit
  43. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 8:40 am
    @ thelonious "She`s cute. But the proportions are not in proportion."

    Explain.
  44. Profile photo of MZsweetpeach
    MZsweetpeach Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 9:42 am
    @CorpseCrank LOL Not gay. And not male. You fail on both counts. But I am curious what would make you say that...
  45. Profile photo of MZsweetpeach
    MZsweetpeach Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 9:45 am
    @lawndartsftw It`s a terrible thing, a miserable existence.
  46. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    @Michelle223
    Female, 18-29, Western US


    Die spammer

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