The Island of Misnamed Toys

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

Weird names a 3 yr old came up with for her toys. Strange yes...unless she is being raised by a bewildered hooker.
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Male 2,860
Oh, god, had me in tears.
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Female 399
LOL @ Crack Rabbit.
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Female 107
Although my four-year-old son (white Canadian kid) did name his stuffed owl "Julio Mendez". I have no idea where he came up with that name.
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Female 107
Although my four-year-old (white Canadian kid) named his stuffed owl Julio Mendez. I have no idea where he came up with that name...
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Female 107
Dick, prick, ballsak, horny (who`s big and black and she likes to ride him)? Umm...Is this creeping anyone else out?
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Female 51
I thought it was cute and well done. I never would have let my children name their animals that even if they had no idea what they were saying. My 4 yo son wanted to name his cat beanie baby "Gina", not Gee-na, Gy-na. Not happenin`!
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Male 24
someone explain to me how this got anything above a 3.0
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Male 11,740
She`ll really think it`s funny when someone at church calls DFS and she loses her kid.
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Female 676
I have to make that a screen name somewhere. Bewildered Hooker.
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Male 17,512
I have a relative that named his dog `sh|t head`, occasionally it would get lost, and since that was the only name it would answer to, him and his parents would have to go around the neighborhood yelling `Here, Sh|t head!`.

That got a lot of evil looks and cussing back at them.

So be careful what you name your pets.
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Male 453
When my son was very young he won a stuffed dog at the fair. He named the dog "eye-scroo". No joke...eye-scroo the dog!

Where do little kids come up with this stuff?
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Male 164
God, I wish it would actually show her saying the names of all of these things.
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Male 2,513
Well edited, funny, honest, and kinda funny.
4 stars
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Female 43
I giggled at Nutsak.
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Male 914
How the hell did this get a rating in the high 3s? Something fishy is going on.
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Female 2,674
When my sister was little she had a yellow horse that she named Mucus. She thought it was a beautiful name.
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Male 25,416
Nice post... random but nice
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Female 107
At least that kid is a little creative. All, and I do mean ALL, of my 6 year old daughter`s toys are named "Sparkle" or "Girly-girl".
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Male 14,334
LOL good stuff comments on youtube great too..."My kid has 2 stuffed dogs named Blacko and Faggy." Oh man ROFL!
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Female 2,525
I once bought my daughter a stuffed turtle at the Disney Store when she was 3, and as we were leaving I asked her what she was going to name it. She shouted, "I`m going to name it BITCH!"
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Male 1,754
@Gerry, my thoughts exactly!! Hahaha.
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Male 37,826
Nice one! Poor cat...
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Female 843
Wow, I can only hope my daughter is that creative.

I find it hard to believe she came up with those names all on her own, though O_o
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Female 1,566
hahahaha crack rabbit is my fav.
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Male 38,501

Horney, nutsak, dick, prick, damnit...sure, you have no idea where the kid got those words from.

riiiiiiiight. Must`a picked`em up in choych.
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Male 2,766
If mommy were... playful, she`d get the kid to rename her in-laws... I call mine bitch and bitch`s wife(Be interesting to see if this makes it past the dratting censor).
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Male 197
Terrible music.
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Female 839
Omg that was drating hilarious, kids are so unwittingly funny
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Male 355
that was funny
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Male 4,807
HaHA, nutsak
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Female 803
This was fantastic on all accounts.
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Female 8,044
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