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Date: 02/03/12 12:25 PM

32 Responses to The Island of Misnamed Toys

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Link: The Island of Misnamed Toys - Weird names a 3 yr old came up with for her toys. Strange yes...unless she is being raised by a bewildered hooker.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    This was fantastic on all accounts.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    HaHA, nutsak
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    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    that was funny
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Omg that was drating hilarious, kids are so unwittingly funny
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    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    Terrible music.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    If mommy were... playful, she`d get the kid to rename her in-laws... I call mine bitch and bitch`s wife(Be interesting to see if this makes it past the dratting censor).
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Horney, nutsak, dick, prick, damnit...sure, you have no idea where the kid got those words from.

    riiiiiiiight. Must`a picked`em up in choych.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    hahahaha crack rabbit is my fav.
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    Wow, I can only hope my daughter is that creative.

    I find it hard to believe she came up with those names all on her own, though O_o
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    Nice one! Poor cat...
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    @Gerry, my thoughts exactly!! Hahaha.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    I once bought my daughter a stuffed turtle at the Disney Store when she was 3, and as we were leaving I asked her what she was going to name it. She shouted, "I`m going to name it BITCH!"
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    LOL good stuff comments on youtube great too..."My kid has 2 stuffed dogs named Blacko and Faggy." Oh man ROFL!
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    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    At least that kid is a little creative. All, and I do mean ALL, of my 6 year old daughter`s toys are named "Sparkle" or "Girly-girl".
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    Nice post... random but nice
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    When my sister was little she had a yellow horse that she named Mucus. She thought it was a beautiful name.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 11:08 pm
    How the hell did this get a rating in the high 3s? Something fishy is going on.
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    bauerpimp Female 40-49
    43 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 12:03 am
    I giggled at Nutsak.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 12:42 am
    Well edited, funny, honest, and kinda funny.
    4 stars
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    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 2:06 am
    God, I wish it would actually show her saying the names of all of these things.
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 2:54 am
    When my son was very young he won a stuffed dog at the fair. He named the dog "eye-scroo". No joke...eye-scroo the dog!

    Where do little kids come up with this stuff?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 5:20 am
    I have a relative that named his dog `sh|t head`, occasionally it would get lost, and since that was the only name it would answer to, him and his parents would have to go around the neighborhood yelling `Here, Sh|t head!`.

    That got a lot of evil looks and cussing back at them.

    So be careful what you name your pets.
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 5:42 am
    I have to make that a screen name somewhere. Bewildered Hooker.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 8:06 am
    She`ll really think it`s funny when someone at church calls DFS and she loses her kid.
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    ixelion Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 8:56 am
    someone explain to me how this got anything above a 3.0
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    beangirl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    I thought it was cute and well done. I never would have let my children name their animals that even if they had no idea what they were saying. My 4 yo son wanted to name his cat beanie baby "Gina", not Gee-na, Gy-na. Not happenin`!
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Dick, prick, ballsak, horny (who`s big and black and she likes to ride him)? Umm...Is this creeping anyone else out?
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    Although my four-year-old (white Canadian kid) named his stuffed owl Julio Mendez. I have no idea where he came up with that name...
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    Although my four-year-old son (white Canadian kid) did name his stuffed owl "Julio Mendez". I have no idea where he came up with that name.
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    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    February 5, 2012 at 11:09 am
    LOL @ Crack Rabbit.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Oh, god, had me in tears.

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