So You Just Bought The Star Wars Box Set...

Submitted by: Fatninja01 5 years ago in Funny

SInce you already have the original VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray copies, Now you can get it in 3D.
There are 34 comments:
Male 181
Why am I reminded of the South Park episode where Spielberg and Lucas remake Raiders?
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Male 2,860
Also this.
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Male 2,860
I will not go. I will not go. I will not go.
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... aww poo, what time`s it on?

Even if it is going to be layery as heck.
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Male 164
Milk it for all it`s got George, milk it..
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Male 265
I stopped giving my money to George Lucas.
I stopped correcting people when they misquoted the "I am your father" dialogue.
I stopped bitching about how crappy the prequels were.
If I can do it, so can you. May the...I mean, good luck.
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Male 1,586
I honestly haven`t owned a star wars box set since the original 3 on vhs. I am planning on getting the blu ray box set. I`m not a real big fan of 3d so that doesn`t appeal to me very much.
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Male 38,511

What`s next?

Star Wars in ODORAMA!
Each disk comes with scratch-n-sniff cards!
Smell a Wookie!
It`s like having a bantha right in your own living room.
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Male 2,384
no child will ever NOT know what starwars is, i seriously just keeps going, also drat jar jar binks
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Male 15,510
$tar War$ $$$$$
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Male 506
@korahn,

Wrong wrong, dear god wrong. The originals were just flat out better than the prequels. Even "A New Hope", while the weakest of the original 3 films, is still vastly better.

Nostalgia-tinted glasses or not, I will pay real money for remastered theatrical realease on Blu-Ray. There`s a huge market there for people who would do the same and the only reason they haven`t done it now is because Lucas is an ass.
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Male 14,835
"This series is dead to me."

This edition has JJB expunged. See? He doesn`t feature in the trailer.
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Male 38,511

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 530
So the 2D version of Star Wars: the phantom menace gets a 3D makeover?
Does this change the PG rating? It just became a horror movie after all.
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Male 70
fanboys will still see it
http://www.3dbdotcom.com/
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Male 25,416
2D original releases for the win
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Male 176
I couldn`t care less what he does to the preschools, but it seems like every time George even looks at the original trilogy now, he manages to ruin them even more. I don`t think he`s gonna be happy until IV, V & VI are every bit as bad as I, II & III. And you know one of these days his crack habit is finally gonna get the better of him, and he`ll announce the remastered 3D re-release of the Holiday Special ... >_<
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Male 1,754
This series is dead to me.
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Male 17,512
can`t wait for the super hidef holographic version to come out in 2020.

<sarcasm>
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Male 1,196
wait. THat movie isn`t star wars. There are only 3 star wars movies.
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Male 687
Spoiler: IT SUCKS!!
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Male 1,197
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please die george lucas
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Male 26
George is a business man. He understands money, not creativity. My beef with him is all his creative decisions suck.
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Male 2,774
Not a particularly great film then, nothing to get excited about now. Keep milking that franchise Georgie.
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Male 1,429
As much as I love the Star Wars universe and movies, I don`t care who shot first. It makes no difference to me whatsoever, Han is still a bad ass. I was iffy about young Anakin as a ghost in Jedi at first, but the way I see it, he retained how he was BEFORE turning to the Dark Side (when Anakin effectively "died").
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Male 1,429
Many people only complain because they view the originals through nostalgia-tinted glasses. A New Hope was ok (on par with Revenge of the Sith). Hammy acting, forced dialogue, etc. If Empire Strikes Back shows us anything it`s that the movies have always been in better hands with a different director.

I get a kick out of "in select 2d theatres" as well. Still, the pod race scene and the final battle might look pretty sweet in 3D if it`s done right.
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Male 4,004
Also, if a GOOD filmmaker wanted to make episodes 1 through 3 or Star Was and call it something along the lines of "Interstellar Conflicts", and change the names around a bit, "Hanna Kin Globetrotter", "Yo Duh", etc... They could get away with making unofficial Star Wars prequels and making them so much better than the trash released by Lucas.

He deserves no respect and none of my money. I`ve pirated the original theatrical versions of Star Wars, and I would gladly go to jail for it if I were caught... My argument would be approved with.
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Male 4,004
It`s funny that he`s often cited saying he gets verbally assaulted for what he does to Star Wars, he claims it`s hard to want to make movies when you`re told by complete strangers what a horrible person you are.

MAYBE IF YOU TOOK THE EFFING HINT GEORGE! People want the original theatrical releases of Star Wars, NOTHING ELSE! No special effects, no added scenes. Just the original, put straight on to Blu-Ray. I don`t care about the vaseline smear below the landspeeder, I don`t care about the black outline around the Rancor. However, I do care who shot first and I do care what the ghost of Darth Vader looks like.

If Obi-Wan Kenobi`s ghost looked like he did when he died rather than when he was slain, why didn`t Darth Vader`s? Makes no sense, and why Hayden Christensen? What`s he got to do with Star Wars? (I deny that Episodes 1 through 3 are canon)
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Male 3,631
Dude - Jackson sounds like he`s reading those lines in a bathroom before the audition.
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Male 83
Damn, I did just buy the bluray set back in December. It wasn`t cheap either! If I knew it was going to come out in 3D I would have waited.
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Male 473
Didn`t like it in 2D, won`t like it in 3D. Mainly because no matter what the story is stuck in 1D.
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Male 1,737
I say we let this one slide, but if he ever tries to release another version we get to lynch him.
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Male 20,196
THAT`S ENOUGH, LUCAS!
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Male 25,416
Link: So You Just Bought The Star Wars Box Set... [Rate Link] - SInce you already have the original VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray copies, Now you can get it in 3D.
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