School Baffled by 12 Girls` Mystery Symptoms

Submitted by: uatme 5 years ago Weird

I see a new episode of house coming...
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Male 621
For more information, please see the Science-Based Medicine article on this event:
Mass Media Attention Psychogenic Syndrome - MMAPS (2/1/`12 (palindrome date!))
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Male 2,513
I remember the first time I watched that Erin Brockovich movie too.

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Male 916
`s a few days late... they already diagnosed them.
conversion disorder, apparently from watching and sharing videos of themselves on youtube and facebook.
subconscious mimicry.
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Male 1,249
All the food is poison
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Female 166
I live about ten minutes from Leroy, NY. I can say that this may not be fake or hysteria. The ground is bad there. They built the high school where tons of chemicals got into the ground, which I`ve heard is a horrible thing to happen and can result in contamination for life. Erin Brokovich is investigating this.
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Female 685
You know what really scares me? The fact that I know more about what is happening in Le Roy NY, a tiny little podonk town in the USA, than most of you people, and I live in London, England. That`s over 3,500 miles, or over 5,000 from Venice Beach, home of IAB.
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Male 4,594
Retards... Go figure.
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Female 685
http://ow.ly/8TBi8
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Female 685
OK #1 the "hysteria" that led to the witch trials was caused by ergot poisoning of the cereal crops, which had a similar effect to LSD, ie they were poisoned, some of them died from the poisoning itself. #2 This video is out of date, go to YouTube and search for Erin Brockovich Le Roy NY, and get an education sheeple. The school field was built with contaminated material from a train crash in 1971, it has long been documented that a strange yellow substance would get on the kids clothes and sports equipment, the yellow stuff is welling up out of the ground. The air quality tests at the school are a diversionary tactic. WAKE UP.
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Male 238
There was already an episode of House that had Mass Hysteria-it was the one with him and Cuddy in the airplane.
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Male 571
Hysterical teenage girls....that`s quite the news story there, Walter Cronkite.
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Male 378
w-w-w-witch!
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Male 542
I don`t want to be insulting, but I really wouldn`t be surprised if they all agreed on it for publicity.
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Male 121
One step closer to the zombie apocalypse.
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Male 1,627
any heard the story of these group of young girls that pretended to be bewitched and all of them blamed it on a woman they didn’t like. the town became enraged by the bewitching and demanded that woman be executed. after the hanging the group of young woman confessed to lying.

i say these women are doing no different. they were fooling around and it got out of control
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Male 911
Throw them in the lake! if they float, they`re witches and we can burn them!
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Male 3,745
Cajun: thats horrible D: you take that back!
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Male 164
You have permission to say whatever you want when you have tourettes.
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Male 1,793
mini vibraters in their pants...
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Male 759
Agreed. And you know why they burn, don`t you? Because they`re made of wood.
So we should build a bridge out of them.
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Male 341
Burn them at the stake for being the wenches that they are! just a simple test to see if they weigh the same as a duck.
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Male 2,033
Sounds like they have a case of bitches be crazy.
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Male 10,848
You know who else had mystery symptoms:

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Male 234
Yeah yeah, a handful of highschool girls were also responsible for the witch trial hysteria. Teenage girls are dumb in groups like that.
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Female 843
"12 girls in the same school have symptoms similar to Tourette`s". My first thought was Eric Cartman.

It`s Cartman Syndrome :)
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Male 25,416
I guess they have good dirty talk:)
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Female 394
Snort some bath salts anyone? Wouldn`t surprise me.
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Male 3,315
I went to Dent in Amherst. Good place. And HalfPintRoo, he said it can happen with any group of people, such as a group of teenaged girls.
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Female 403
Aaand if there are any Pagans there, they will be blamed and we`ll travel back in time to the 1600`s
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Male 1,063
Looks like some bad LSD went around.
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Male 2,516
for anyone who doesn`t really want to see the whole thing, the diagnosis was "stress-related mass hysteria"
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Male 2,737
DRAAAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!
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Female 2,764
"Can happen with groups of females"

there ya go
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Male 2,513
One girl had ticks, eleven girls made fun of her.
Principle saw this one day and they did not want to get in trouble.
Now twelve girls have ticks
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Male 132
Lmao...Bountykat is right, Attention whores.
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Female 399
Attention whooooores...
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Female 1,145
This reminds me oddly enough of the Salem witch trials lol
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Female 4,349
they didn`t all happen to get vaccinated with hpv vaccine did they? that woulod be my guess...
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Male 355
Maybe this explains Twilight also?

Just a thought.
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Male 14,775
oops, it`s still there.

Deleted now.

Image google HysteriaMachine if you`re curious.
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Male 14,775
Ah, I see my last post with the steam powered thing was deleted. Sorry, I was just returning to the thread to delete it.
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Male 37,917

This is commonly caused by over-exposure to cheep lip gloss.
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Male 341
Yea they did that one.. They were on a Plane and I guy had the bends, but everyone thought it was the food they ate on the plane..
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Male 218
Maybe they all have some silly brain infection from their nasty-ass lip piercings.
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Female 583
House already did an episode on mass hysteria.
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Male 1,083
Link: School Baffled by 12 Girls` Mystery Symptoms [Rate Link] - I see a new episode of house coming...
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