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Date: 02/02/12 08:13 AM

43 Responses to New Product Alert: The Open Mouther? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
    358 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:15 am
    Link: New Product Alert: The Open Mouther? - Of course only China would come up with this.
  2. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:22 am
    Partial translation:

    "Do your girlfriend`s teeth get in the way during special sexy time? No more scratches or bites..."
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:23 am

    It`s an oral sex Tooth Guard! BRILLIANT!!!!
  4. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:25 am
    Actually I think Americans did it first:

  5. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:30 am
    China? Or Japan? I think Japan.
  6. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:32 am
    Why could only China come up with this? What application is it advertised for in the text?
  7. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:49 am
    They sell those on pretty much every sex toy site in pretty much every country...
  8. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 8:54 am
    No more accidental bites.
  9. Profile photo of 356094
    356094 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:10 am
    JAPAN, not CHINA
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Of course only China would come up with this.

    Damnit! I was JUST about to suggest more Asian material, yet this bull5h17 STILL happens!
  11. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6746 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:32 am
    Only someone who has never gotten a toothy blowjob would post this as a wacky, crazy invention.
  12. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:33 am
    I was JUST about to suggest more Asian material

    Yellow fever? ;-)
  13. Profile photo of furrything
    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:43 am
    That`s Japanese script.
  14. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:04 am
    I...uh...wow. Just wow.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Or just have them take their dentures out.
    Gummie Jobs are the BEST!
  16. Profile photo of Ghosties
    Ghosties Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:16 am
    It`s written in Japanese.
  17. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:28 am
    This is for men who have a girl-friend but would prefer a blow-up sex-doll.

    Apparently a large enough demographic to be worth marketing to.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:33 am
    It`s an oral speculum. But I can`t tell, it`s written in Mexican.
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 10:52 am
    @Gerry

    Hey man most of us are still young man!
  20. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:08 am
    Sexy
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Well thats going to make it easier....
  22. Profile photo of boogarcym
    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:31 am
    @Gerry - Nooooo! Pass the mind bleach please. :-)
  23. Profile photo of DemonicVixen
    DemonicVixen Female 18-29
    43 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Funny thing. Some of the characters are Hiragana. That is JAPANESE writing. Not Chinese. Only in Japan. XD
  24. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Those of you that are noting that it is Japanese, how about doing the rest of us a favor and telling us what the hell this is supposed to be for!
  25. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    It looks as though it is either some kind of breathing aid or to help cheek muscles...... please translate- someone?
  26. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    It`s Japenese, that`s all you need to know.
  27. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    makes rape easier
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Is it ribbed?
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 1:03 pm
  30. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    @grapehead you`re a poo. drat off.
  31. Profile photo of dsp2003
    dsp2003 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    @Gerry

    You know, I had a boss once who swore up and down that the gummy bj he got was the best he`d ever had
  32. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Japanese.. Are they ever going to guess the correct language?
  33. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 6:30 pm
    wtf?
  34. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    these are the moments i wish i could read japanese
  35. Profile photo of youhoo97
    youhoo97 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    Japanese make all the kewl stuff...
  36. Profile photo of Saott
    Saott Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    It`s supposed to be a face slimmer of some sort (according to the text in the bottom left. From the look of it, you`re supposed to wear it and work your facial muscles by doing things like saying the vowel sounds (the squiggly line at the bottom right is "a i u e o").
  37. Profile photo of teknollag
    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 1:35 am
    This is how the circus was born.
  38. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 4:33 am
    dafuq?!
  39. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 6:17 am
    Why do I get the feeling this is the third time this has been posted in the last week. Sure it`s a great product for the guy with a girl who gives a toothy BJ, but I got the joke the first time.
  40. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    yeah definitely japanese

  41. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    It is a device for CPR to prevent exchange of bodily fluids . . . no, really . . .
  42. Profile photo of merielle
    merielle Female 18-29
    64 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 11:23 pm
    hahaha this is def NOT chinese.
  43. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:39 am
    thx, number1man. preciate the clearing up there.

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