New Product Alert: The Open Mouther? [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 5 years ago in Weird

Of course only China would come up with this.
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Male 153
thx, number1man. preciate the clearing up there.
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Female 64
hahaha this is def NOT chinese.
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Male 766
It is a device for CPR to prevent exchange of bodily fluids . . . no, really . . .
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Male 240
yeah definitely japanese

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Male 1,737
Why do I get the feeling this is the third time this has been posted in the last week. Sure it`s a great product for the guy with a girl who gives a toothy BJ, but I got the joke the first time.
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Male 289
dafuq?!
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Male 164
This is how the circus was born.
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Male 16
It`s supposed to be a face slimmer of some sort (according to the text in the bottom left. From the look of it, you`re supposed to wear it and work your facial muscles by doing things like saying the vowel sounds (the squiggly line at the bottom right is "a i u e o").
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Female 71
Japanese make all the kewl stuff...
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Female 1,894
these are the moments i wish i could read japanese
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Female 4,359
wtf?
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Female 323
Japanese.. Are they ever going to guess the correct language?
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Male 153
@Gerry

You know, I had a boss once who swore up and down that the gummy bj he got was the best he`d ever had
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Female 403
@grapehead you`re a poo. drat off.
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Male 38,468
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Male 38,468

Is it ribbed?
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Male 408
makes rape easier
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Male 2,841
It`s Japenese, that`s all you need to know.
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Female 7,866
It looks as though it is either some kind of breathing aid or to help cheek muscles...... please translate- someone?
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Male 168
Those of you that are noting that it is Japanese, how about doing the rest of us a favor and telling us what the hell this is supposed to be for!
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Female 43
Funny thing. Some of the characters are Hiragana. That is JAPANESE writing. Not Chinese. Only in Japan. XD
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Male 325
@Gerry - Nooooo! Pass the mind bleach please. :-)
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Male 25,416
Well thats going to make it easier....
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Male 2,513
Sexy
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Male 10,855
@Gerry

Hey man most of us are still young man!
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Male 14,827
It`s an oral speculum. But I can`t tell, it`s written in Mexican.
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Male 7,123
This is for men who have a girl-friend but would prefer a blow-up sex-doll.

Apparently a large enough demographic to be worth marketing to.
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Female 4
It`s written in Japanese.
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Male 38,468

Or just have them take their dentures out.
Gummie Jobs are the BEST!
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Female 1,205
I...uh...wow. Just wow.
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Male 1,397
That`s Japanese script.
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Male 5,811
[quote]I was JUST about to suggest more Asian material[/quote]

Yellow fever? ;-)
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Male 8,132
Only someone who has never gotten a toothy blowjob would post this as a wacky, crazy invention.
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Male 10,855
[quote]Of course only China would come up with this.[/quote]

Damnit! I was JUST about to suggest more Asian material, yet this bull5h17 STILL happens!
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Male 109
JAPAN, not CHINA
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Male 1,045
No more accidental bites.
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Female 1,566
They sell those on pretty much every sex toy site in pretty much every country...
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Male 878
Why could only China come up with this? What application is it advertised for in the text?
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Male 237
China? Or Japan? I think Japan.
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Male 5,811
Actually I think Americans did it first:

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Male 38,468

It`s an oral sex Tooth Guard! BRILLIANT!!!!
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Male 1,054
Partial translation:

"Do your girlfriend`s teeth get in the way during special sexy time? No more scratches or bites..."
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Female 358
Link: New Product Alert: The Open Mouther? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Of course only China would come up with this.
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