Mitt Romney Loves Cars, Lakes, & Trees...

Submitted by: 3MM@ 4 years ago

Face, meet palm.
There are 52 comments:
Male 526
all the trees are at the right height, nuff said. he was probably struggling to know what state he`s in. i wonder how many of those american cars he can recognize, are made in japan.
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Male 462
This man is so fake, how on Earth is he able to resonate with anyone??
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Female 6,381
wdd uh fggn lsr... oh, sorry, my palm was muffling my comments.
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Female 494
This makes me laugh so hard. Stomach ache... Gaaahhhh
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Male 5,811
He loves them this much:

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Male 64
CHIN HEAD!
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Male 2,737
What a douche.
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Male 14,773
Chrysler 300


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Male 14,773
Dunno Tramp`s endorsement was the kiss of death, even Mutt Romulan has taken it to heart and is trying to undermine his own campaign. I especially like the TV advert of him riding a Canadian-made car through Detroit to taunt the unemployed locals.
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Male 4,902
I could picture him dry humping a Chevy
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Male 955
wow
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Male 6,227
Bzzzzt! Bzzzt! "GrovelBot 2012 is malfunctioning! Danger! Danger!" Bszzzzt! Bzzzt!
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Male 14,773
Too painful to watch.

Please stop to think before opening mouth.
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Male 476
"Just keep talking.. its doesn`t matter what comes out of your mouth, just as long as you keep talking".
- The inner thoughts of Mitt Romney.
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Male 4,993
USA not this man. Please, seriously.
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Male 835
Every 4 years, I watch this circus with more exhaustion, loathing and certainty that I will move to Canada.
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Female 2,228
It`s like Jon Stewart said, "Even when there is a fire in Mitt Romney, it`s still just one of those weird electrical fires."
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Male 129
Panderer-In-Chief
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Male 528
american cars only go in straight lines, that is all
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Male 10,845
Then again no independent likes Santorum at all. So if he gets the nomination then we`ll definitely see an election-jamming third party.
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Male 4,993
He love cocaine too.
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Male 506
Romney is a living example of the uncanny valley.
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Male 1,461
He did seem to be rambling a bit.
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Male 10,440
[quote] I HOPE YOUR WORD BECOMES IRRELEVANT IN THE NEXT DECADE!!!! [/quote]
Here`s to hoping, although I fear that with our advanced medicine it will take longer for them to die.
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Male 10,440
I don`t see what`s was wrong with that... other than that any 10 year old could have said just as much.

This man is in reality a terrible human being, but its not really shown in this video.
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Male 7,898
CrakrJak,
You aren`t actually implying that santorum has a shot in hell at being president are you?
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Male 213
I love nouns too.
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Male 132
Not exactly sure what the problem with that was. Another pointless IAB video? Yup.
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Male 244
that was like dad trying to be cool.
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Male 10,845
[quote] Just go ahead and pack your bags now.[/quote]

I`m not giving up yet.
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Male 10,845
GO AWAY FAR-RIGHT, STOP TRYING SUPPRESS LIBERTY ALREADY. I HOPE YOUR WORD BECOMES IRRELEVANT IN THE NEXT DECADE!!!!
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Male 17,512
Cajun: Just go ahead and pack your bags now.
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Male 10,845
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Male 10,845
I could tolerate Mitt Romney in the White House, but if "values" man Rick Santorum takes it, I`m SERIOUSLY going to form residence OUTSIDE of the US!
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Male 1,178
wtf is he talking about?
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Male 3,842
I love carpet. I love desk.

Mitt, are you just looking at things and saying that you love them?

I love lamp.

Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?

I LOVE LAMP!
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Male 25,416
I love lamp :)
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Male 2,422
Romney shouldn`t try to be charismatic. It`s super-creepy.
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Male 2,345
what I heard was "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LIKE ME!"
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Male 1,249
Thats what I have been saying about my place for years THE DAMN TREES ARE THE WRONG SIZE. so gonna move
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Male 282
Cocaine, its one helluva drug.
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Male 671
And you still won`t vote for Ron Paul. You`re drated.
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Female 3,696
Hahaha patchgrabber you should be a teacher, I`m pretty sure every lesson can be solved by a clip from family guy :] It all becomes clear.

I like that the `trees are the right height` because that`s how Romney likes it. He likes his trees the right height, his cars from the right country, his people the right colour and sexuality....
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Male 37,888

I suppose he would love cars as his first 2 kids were conceived in cars.
American cars, of course.


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Male 2,419
(pssst, they make lots of cars in Michigan)
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Male 5,811
@Swaywithme: This.
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Female 3,696
...I`m not sure what I`m supposed to be scoffing at here, but I still know that this guy gives me the freakin creeps.
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Male 6,737
What the drat is he on about?

Also: IR MURICAN! VOTE ME!
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Male 413
ENDEN?
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Male 4,594
I love pizza.
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Male 5,811
Was this his casting audition footage for Rain Man?
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Female 256
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