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Date: 02/29/12 05:30 PM

65 Responses to Methods Of Suicide And Their Stats [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    Link: Methods Of Suicide And Their Stats - Very grim--I`m going to assume this is used for forensics detectives. Also, what`s Seppuku? Also, heh at the last one.
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Seppuku "Harakiri" is the traditional way to disembowel yourself.
  3. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Seppuku = Self Disembowelment
  4. Profile photo of solaren
    solaren Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    Seppuku is the japanese samurai form of suicide through the bushido code done by disembowlment. Done to keep one`s honor instead of falling into the hands of an enemy, done due to one`s own shame, or capitol punishment. The samurai`s sidesword, or tanto, is inserted into the abdomen, then slices from left to right causing the entrails to spill all over the ground.
  5. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    Seppuku is Japanese ritual disembowelment. Usually in the movies it is shown by someone impaling himself (or herself) on a sword. Seems a particularly slow and painful method.
  6. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Isn`t seppuku Japanese honor killing? When samurai stab themselves in the heart with a dagger or fall on their swords?
  7. Profile photo of phirephoto
    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 5:45 pm
    Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    @Buzzard250: Harakiri?
  9. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    yeah.... I call BS,

    how do you live for another minute and half after you`ve taken a shotgun to the head?
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    -NOMAD- Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    almost 2 minutes to die from a shotgun to the head? That doesn`t seem right to me.
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    dblond369 Female 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    "Seppuku (切腹, "stomach-cutting") is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai."
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    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:00 pm
    Did you all miss the last one or something? :D
  13. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    Using Comic Sans??
    What does it mean?
  14. Profile photo of tiedyed
    tiedyed Male 40-49
    324 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    The whole thing is bs. The last entry pretty much says it`s nonsense. #2 is cyanide? Would your average despondent person run out to the cyanide store?
  15. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    I don`t get the agony thing cause everyone knows that suicide is painless but it does bring on many changes. All in all, i can take it or leave it if i please.
  16. Profile photo of schuey63
    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    somebody needs to watch Ronin!
  17. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    i think the extra time is where ur heart is still beating and pumping blood through the body... but that still seems too long...
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    How does Shotgun duration have 1.72 minutes, and if it does, how come the agony is only 5, when agony for CO poisoning is 18? You`d think sleeping and never waking up would be less agonizing that shotgun to the face?
  19. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    @kummi90 Well, I can`t say from personal experience, but I don`t think you`d feel too much after the shotgun.

    Also, I`m disappointed that the coolest method of suicide isn`t on here: Shotgun to the dick!
  20. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    @BlankTom. good M*A*S*H reference. i thought i was the only geek who knew all the words.
  21. Profile photo of Chives
    Chives Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    How are so many people not getting the joke?
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    "How does Shotgun duration have 1.72 minutes" That`s what happens when you put the butt in your mouth
  23. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    a friend of mine tried to kill himself using comic sans... fortunately the EMT on the scene knew helvetica so....
  24. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    Sure would suck to be the 1% who survived a shotgun to the head...
  25. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    slow means over 105 minutes? because i would consider slow 10 minutes to kill myself, so i dont get it, i think this list is very innacurate
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    Really, In a time when we have a million of TV channels and unlimited Internet access, how come there is still people who doesnt know what Seppuku is?
  27. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    "Really, In a time when we have a million of TV channels and unlimited Internet access, how come there is still people who doesnt know what Seppuku is?"

    My internet access is limited. I`m only allowed 250GB per month.

    wait, what?
  28. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    Seppuku = Hari-kari
  29. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    February 29, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    As far as seppuku goes almost all the description dont quite do it justice... it is for ronin that are no longer samurai, the abdomen is cut sideways..then the blade turned and forced upwards. It is sheer hell...taking up to 2 - 3 days to die in pure agony. IF you are lucky enough to have a friend..they would generally stand behind you and take your head after the act was done..however being stripped of honour and failing your task chances are...

    @Chives totally not seeing the joke >.>
  30. Profile photo of snakecharmer
    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    comic sans, what a way to go...
  31. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    What`s with all the intolerance over comic sans? I don`t get it.

    Btw if drowning is 18.5 minutes I really need to stop smoking. I thought holding my breath for 3 minutes was decent.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    Comic Sans really.. thats so dumb
  33. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I really don`t think a shotgun to the head takes 1.72 minutes to kill you. Pretty sure it`s near instantaneous.
  34. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    I agree. It usually only takes me a second or two to die from a self-inflicted shotgun blast in the ol` kisser.
  35. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    i`ve never met someone who committed suicide that regretted it.
  36. Profile photo of Verenthi
    Verenthi Male 18-29
    46 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 9:29 pm
    If you have a 48.5% chance of surviving your seppuku, both you and your "assistant" are doing it wrong. Comic Sans might be a better alternative for you.
  37. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    Yea, I`m not so sure about those "duration" times. 1.72 seconds for a shotgun to the head to end it? What`s counted as still being alive the millisecond after the shotgun has put a huge hole where one`s head used to be?
  38. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    All that to lead up to that punchline? LOL. That`s a groaner. I personally have nothing against the font. It`s laid back and passive aggressive, like me. :)
  39. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 10:36 pm
    lame joke was lame.
  40. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    Weird that I`d see this now... :/
  41. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    February 29, 2012 at 11:16 pm
    What a cheerfull post
  42. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 29, 2012 at 11:16 pm
    Comic sans joke? Come on, we`re better than this.
  43. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 12:01 am
    Meh.
  44. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 12:17 am
    Comic sans jokes are as out as Comic sans
  45. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2012 at 12:33 am
    Also, Comic sans can be construed as not-funny

    Also, so can that pic
  46. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 12:58 am
    Seppuku is the act of disembowelling yourself, usually with a sword.
  47. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 2:41 am
    just realized I had been trolled, doh
  48. Profile photo of Enomai
    Enomai Male 18-29
    43 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 3:48 am
    Was kinda obvious it was BS after number 2 really, who the hell kills themselves with cyanide in this day and age?
  49. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:14 am
    I don`t agree with the pain ratios they allocate to some of these, or the time constraints for some.
  50. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:16 am
    1.72 minute to make your own head literraly vanish?

    WTF?
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    bhdso8sa Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2012 at 5:26 am

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  52. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2012 at 6:09 am
    Seriously? All that for a comic sans joke?
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 6:12 am
    @Enomai

    Russian secret agents.
  54. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
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    March 1, 2012 at 6:28 am
    If you take 18 mins to drown you`re doing it wrong.
  55. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    March 1, 2012 at 7:51 am
    @Vimto
    Actually almost drowning can trigger pulmonary edema and kill you DAYS later.
  56. Profile photo of sparki1980
    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Would give this a 3/4.. but docking it a point cause the "what`s seppuku" in the description.. seriously?
  57. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:20 am
    Seppuku is the art of opening owns bowls with a knife or sword. Why is self engorgement not on this list? And these should also be rated according to style. Drowning yourself in a pool while on a cruse ship in the middle of the qcean should certenly rank higher than a shotgun to the head.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 8:24 am
    BTW you hear about the cannable who was accidently locked in a closed veggie dinner over a long holiday? He ate himself to death.
  59. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 11:02 am
    im pretty sure a shotgun to the head takes less than a minute.. And unless soutpark`s Brittany Spears told you the pain level, I doubt there is any pain at all.
  60. Profile photo of KyuRyu
    KyuRyu Female 18-29
    12 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 11:02 am
    Seppuku is a Japanese form of suicide that is supposed to preserve honor. Watch "The Last Samurai" it explains it well XD
  61. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 11:59 am
    It still amazes me how the IAB mods know how to post this boring crap, yet don`t know how to type words into Google.
  62. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    The joke is not funny, the entertainment here is pointing out how stupid and wrong this thing is.

    Electrocution is a portmanteau word, combining electricity and execution. By definition it is 100% lethal or it is not electrocution.
  63. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    Probably the most stupid and misinforming piece of junk i`ve ever seen on the internet, and i`ve watches creationist videos.
  64. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    OD on illegal/prescription drugs?

    If we`re talking about downers, I wonder if there`s any such thing as a negative amount of agony? I think just getting really high, and then sort of nodding off and never waking up would be one of the most pleasant ways to die. Of course if we`re talking about uppers it would be an extraordinarily unpleasant experience, but I don`t think we are.

    Really though there`s so many crazy things one could do if they didn`t have to face the consequences. Heck, go grab a gun and steal a bulldozer and run some poo over. Go rob a candy store or a WaWa and eat to your hearts content, or rob a pharmacy and just have a sampler of all their goods.

    At the end just have a shootout with the cops and take some of those pigs with you.

    ...then after I think about all that stuff I could do it cheers me up anyways.

    Still, the fact that anyone feels so bad that they legitimately want to die is awful. Such is the world though. It`s n
  65. Profile photo of Spear
    Spear Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    You guys do realize that this is just a drawn out Comic Sans joke, right?

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