Long Bong Is Long [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 5 years ago in Misc

But if you think about the physics of it all, you probably get just a trickle of beer for about 5 minutes. Still cool.
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Male 2,384
god i love mardi gras
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Male 5,811
@faustusflux: Unless I`m mistaking your meaning, I don`t think you understand the physics. Even a single can of beer will come out of the tube with increased pressure, not simply drip out of it. Plug some values into Bernoulli`s equation and you`ll understand. Gravity creates a pressure gradient.
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Male 650
Ive seen longer and it was a double beer bong
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Male 54
If you really think about the physics, pouring a single can of beer into the top would result in about 4 noticeable drops around ten minutes later. It would continue to produce about a drop every ten seconds for about 2 months. The condensation buildup would supercharge and continue to create more liquid so the process could continue so long. also, because the beer is touching so much air, it would be bursting with oxygen. If you bottled it, you could probably drink it without breathing, Although urinating afterward would be awkward because it would just trickle out continuously for about 10 minutes. If the bong were about twice that size and had a watch battery on the top, you could theoretically create infinite water because of the way positively charged hydrogen reacts to stretched out space. If we could make a bong to the sun we could actually cool it off to make volcanic rock and live on it! pretty neat, huh?
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Male 183
@Nilbog77
I`m in a frat, I do community service, I have an internship and I`ve been offered a full time job when I graduate in a few months. Don`t make assumptions about an entire group of people based on a small number of them.
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Male 1,754
The guy with the Phoenix shirt..hahaha
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Male 32
Check out the guy in blue with the Phoenix on the back of his shirt... he must be the alpha douche bag. Apparently the frat boys are taking a break from Call of Duty and taking advantage of drunk chicks: or they just getting more ready for the latter. If only the the house would collapse on them... get a couple dozen degenerates out of the gene pool.
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Male 1,461
I`ll just drink my beer out of the bottle, thanks.
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Male 14,334
pressure*
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Male 213
That ain`t a bong...

No, No it ain`t.
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Male 14,334
@lostinkorea

No makes perfect sense the greater the head the more prseeure is exerted when ooohhh nevermind :-p


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Male 164
"I`m no Physician...
But surely the greater head of water the more pressure it`ll have the quicker the beer`ll come out therefore caption fail?"

why would being a doctor help?
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Female 3,727
Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
3323 Posts Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:00:44 PM
I`m no Physician...


But surely the greater head of water the more pressure it`ll have the quicker the beer`ll come out therefore caption fail?
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F.A.C.E.P.A.L.M

Re-read that...
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Male 2,841
That ain`t a bong...
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Male 1,249
Oh poo fatninja is getting all scientific
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Male 25,416
Id thing that it either would be more foamy or you would get hit with possible its terminal velocity
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Male 6,737
I`m no Physician...


But surely the greater head of water the more pressure it`ll have the quicker the beer`ll come out therefore caption fail?
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Male 5,811
[quote]Who hasn`t seen this that has gone to college?[/quote]

Me.
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Male 2,060
I wish you asshats did not call those things bongs. In my day, a bong was for one thing. Weed. Dumbasses.
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Female 3,727
@ Stardust: I`m raising my hand

@Everyone else, it`s good that she doesn`t know, look at her age range.
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Male 4,594
I`d pull the funnel inside the window so the asshat below would not see me, then I`d piss in it. Then I`d giggle my ass off.
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Male 165
Who hasn`t seen this that has gone to college?
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Male 15
We created a bong like this years ago during spring break in Panama City FL. It was three stories, and no one could handle the pressure from all the beer. =)
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Male 295
Sorry cheeseispunk, but the if you think about the physics of it all, you actually get a MASSIVE burst of beer coming out at extremely high pressure. That poo will hurt.
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Male 1,178
I don`t think you understand physics very well cheeseispunk....
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Male 3,842
Happy Mardi Gras, I-A-B!
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Male 1,471
Holy crap.. The pressure at the end of that thing must be enormous !..
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Female 380
Link: Long Bong Is Long [Pic] [Rate Link] - But if you think about the physics of it all, you probably get just a trickle of beer for about 5 minutes. Still cool.
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