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Date: 02/06/12 01:39 PM

26 Responses to Lion Intimidates Crocodile… In Slow Motion

  1. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Link: Lion Intimidates Crocodile... In Slow Motion - I want to hear I-A-B`s translation of what you think they`re saying.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Samuel L. Jackson narrating wildlife?

    Move over Morgan Freeman.

    The lion is the king of the african savannah, mother drater.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    "Why you disrespectin` me, bro ?!"
    "I`m not disrespectin` you, bro!!"
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    PeachyxKeen Female 18-29
    74 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    "This is MY kingdom, bitch!"
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    Damn, dude, you need a tic-tac.
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    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    come at me cro!
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    "Well, it looks like you need a root canal, and you have several cavities that need to be filled.
    Stop eating all those Americans, they are full of sugar."
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    phil7243 Male 18-29
    143 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    "Excuse me sir, are there parking meters on this street?"
    "I`m afraid so, and it`s parallel parking only"
  9. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    How is that imitation? Just because they both opened their mouths?
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm
    "So I went to the doctor and said,`It hurts when I do that` and the doc said,`Then don`t do that.`,....well? Funny right?"

    "Simba, that`s just stupid. What a meat whistle."

    "Okay,okay. So a man goes into a bar with a pig under his arm, and the,......"

    "I`m out."
    "Me too."
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    Seriously, drat everything about crocodiles......
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    whatever he`s saying, I bet he sounds like that woman on the tube.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    Mammals, bitch.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    @Captainspabst "Intimidates" lol, not "imitates"
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    February 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    @Revolutioniz
    I read the title as "imitates" at first, too.
    That`s why I clicked.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 12:16 am
    Lion, Motherfu*ker! Do you speak it?
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    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 1:15 am
    Yeah, you tell `im.
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    cjob005 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 2:26 am
    I was expecting for there to be a "Now go the drat to sleep" at the end.
  19. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 2:50 am
    I`M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP YOUR @SS!
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 7:40 am
    Narrator: "Remember what Ol` Dirty said..."

    Lion (as Ol` Dirty): "I`ll f**k yo ass up!"
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 7, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 12:20 am
    He`s saying gtfo my water bowl bitch im thirsty
  23. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 7:42 am
    Bring it, lizard boy!
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm
    dude an alligator could totally take a lion
  25. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 4:04 am
    L: Dude get off my lawn

    A: what are you gonna do

    L: I`ll get the missus

    A: oh noes

    L: yeah you my bitch
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    Just talking about hte super bowl... nothing else!

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