Lily Slows Facebook Due To Wasted Megabytes [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

I was wondering why Facebook has been so laggy these past few days.
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Female 2,525
Maybe she really needed some help.
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 112
I wonder how the business of facebook would look like if the made an "I need help" button next to the status line...
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Male 835
Hrm...seems to have misspelled "I am an attention whore". Common mistake.
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Male 678
VirtualParty, you`re the reason people like Lily exist.
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Male 787
Dale is a dick.
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Male 133
Ohhhh lily pad!
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Male 164
You tell her, Dale! Put her in her place. I hate Facebook whiners who are ambiguous in hopes that others inquire, and if they don`t, that the person they are talking about will see it. Mature a little.
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Male 187
Girl just wanted to get laid. She said it plainly. "There`s only one thing I want.." Dale is hitting that RIGHT NOW, for certain. GO DALE.

Seriously, good job Dale. You`re the man.
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Female 2,674
I hate when people post facebook status posts like this, but in the wrong order. I always try to read it in the order it should be, and then they go and flip it around so it doesn`t make sense. :|
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Male 119
Dale is awesome.
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Male 439
Dale is a hero for threatening to knock out a girl in obvious pain? I thought Europe was so more enlightened than the US.
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Male 12,365
Megabytes? Less than a kilobyte, assuming it`s stored as plain text. Neither here nor there.

I can`t say I care either way. If she wants to hold her life up to public scrutiny and blurt out a few words of her private thoughts for the world to reply to, she`s inviting other people to do the same in reply - blurt out whatever thoughts are passing through their heads at the time. Facebook is the perfect resource for people who don`t have the opportunity to appear on Jerry Springer et alia.
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Male 303
*clap clap clap* Well done dale. Well done.
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Male 6,737
Dale is a hero.
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Female 1,743
Meh, this girl is in pain.. she lives in a generation where social media is a way of coping.
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Male 2,384
yea seriously im done with facebook, its just poo like that and pretentious song lyrics from indie bands that really suck, if im going to talk to somone i`ll text them or go see them... in person
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Male 61
What Gerry said.

/facebook is teh debil.
//So`s google, but it`s way useful.
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Female 3,727
And of course I-A-B smaus!
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Male 715
no flakebook, no twitster, no blackspace, no whatever the hell else is out there, I prefer the local bar where the closest thing to a post is my name on the chalkboard for pool
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Male 2,419
@Justin they`ve been shopped together, otherwise there would be other things in the list too
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Male 40
Lmao, dratin drama queens.
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Male 38,503

Stop wasting precious IAB megabites on stupid crap like this.
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Female 3,727
Dale can always stop reading her posts or at least hide them.
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Male 1,582
Don`t status updates appear newest on top, oldest on bottom?
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Male 4,594
Dale is my new hero.
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Male 1,620
Link: Lily Slows Facebook Due To Wasted Megabytes [Pic] [Rate Link] - I was wondering why Facebook has been so laggy these past few days.
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