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Date: 02/09/12 10:59 AM

27 Responses to Lily Slows Facebook Due To Wasted Megabytes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:01 am
    Link: Lily Slows Facebook Due To Wasted Megabytes - I was wondering why Facebook has been so laggy these past few days.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:08 am
    Dale is my new hero.
  3. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Don`t status updates appear newest on top, oldest on bottom?
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Dale can always stop reading her posts or at least hide them.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Stop wasting precious IAB megabites on stupid crap like this.
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    champbronc4 Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Lmao, dratin drama queens.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:39 am
    @Justin they`ve been shopped together, otherwise there would be other things in the list too
  8. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    no flakebook, no twitster, no blackspace, no whatever the hell else is out there, I prefer the local bar where the closest thing to a post is my name on the chalkboard for pool
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    And of course I-A-B smaus!
  10. Profile photo of houtex
    houtex Male 40-49
    61 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    What Gerry said.

    /facebook is teh debil.
    //So`s google, but it`s way useful.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    yea seriously im done with facebook, its just poo like that and pretentious song lyrics from indie bands that really suck, if im going to talk to somone i`ll text them or go see them... in person
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    Meh, this girl is in pain.. she lives in a generation where social media is a way of coping.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Dale is a hero.
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    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    *clap clap clap* Well done dale. Well done.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Megabytes? Less than a kilobyte, assuming it`s stored as plain text. Neither here nor there.

    I can`t say I care either way. If she wants to hold her life up to public scrutiny and blurt out a few words of her private thoughts for the world to reply to, she`s inviting other people to do the same in reply - blurt out whatever thoughts are passing through their heads at the time. Facebook is the perfect resource for people who don`t have the opportunity to appear on Jerry Springer et alia.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    Dale is a hero for threatening to knock out a girl in obvious pain? I thought Europe was so more enlightened than the US.
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    crash665 Male 30-39
    119 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Dale is awesome.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    I hate when people post facebook status posts like this, but in the wrong order. I always try to read it in the order it should be, and then they go and flip it around so it doesn`t make sense. :|
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    Girl just wanted to get laid. She said it plainly. "There`s only one thing I want.." Dale is hitting that RIGHT NOW, for certain. GO DALE.

    Seriously, good job Dale. You`re the man.
  20. Profile photo of teknollag
    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    You tell her, Dale! Put her in her place. I hate Facebook whiners who are ambiguous in hopes that others inquire, and if they don`t, that the person they are talking about will see it. Mature a little.
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    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Ohhhh lily pad!
  22. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    Dale is a dick.
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 11:18 pm
    VirtualParty, you`re the reason people like Lily exist.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 1:43 am
    Hrm...seems to have misspelled "I am an attention whore". Common mistake.
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    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 8:39 am
    I wonder how the business of facebook would look like if the made an "I need help" button next to the status line...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    lol
  27. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 4:22 am
    Maybe she really needed some help.

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