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Date: 02/26/12 04:36 PM

64 Responses to Kate Upton Wants You To Taste Her Burger

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Link: Kate Upton Wants You To Taste Her Burger - Yeah, It`s an advertisement but who cares? Hungry for a steamy burger yet?
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    All I could think about is how bad her butthole would have felt after 2 or 3 hours.
  3. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    I`ll have a double cheeseburger and large fries, and bring one of those whoreburgers for my girlfriend.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    All I could think about is how bad her butthole would have felt after 2 or 3 hours.
    Not if you use plenty of lube.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    Just enough slutty chick to satisfy me with this one.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm
    gorgeous blonde cancels out the boring advertisement effect which Fancy seems to keep allowing. Bring on Heidi Klum stripping for the next McBurger ad.
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    Tits. Food. Where`s the booze? lol
  8. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    old ollie....nice one
  9. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    Oooooh.
  10. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm
    There was a burger?
  11. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    subtle
  12. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    I do not get the fascination with Kate Upton.

    Yes, she`s attractive...but no more so than hundreds of other attractive women with much more personality and character than this woman.
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    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    This belongs in the category of "This is what the rest of the world is missing on U.S. TV!!!"
  14. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    ...so she`s a professional spokeswhore?
  15. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    The death of a career.
  16. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    @Ruffiana
    Yes, because I`m sure you know her well enough to know her personality and character.
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    She keeps taking bites but keeps holding an entire sandwich. I guess we`re not supposed to be looking at it.
  18. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    Thanks for reminding me that I`m hungry, slut.
  19. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    I think we were about to get into a footjob there at the end.
  20. Profile photo of Magickrat
    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    Never heard of her...
  21. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    oooo...oooo... hypothalamus in overdrive... ~gulp~
  22. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    what are those lines on her legs and arm at 0:34?
  23. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3917 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    I like wieners.
  24. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    I`d say this is one successful ad, seeing as it got me to Google the nearest Hardee`s and I`m generally a vegan. (43 miles away: Sorry, Kate. You`re hot, but not *that* hot.)
  25. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    And after eating all that crap......she had horrible greasy diarrhea.

    Everyone poops, kids.
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Squrlz: I`m generally a vegan.

    "Generally" being a vegan, is like being a "little" pregnant. Lol.
  27. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    @CrakrJak: It does sound a little contradictory, doesn`t it?

    Long story short, a little over half a year ago I adopted a vegan diet (no meat, no dairy, no oils), which I adhere to 99% of the time. I made exceptions for the traditional Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners, mainly because I didn`t want to be a pain in the butt to my relatives.

    But once in a great while, I`m down with a piece of roasted chicken. Or a jalapeno burger, if Kate Upton`s serving it. :)
  28. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    Her daddy must be so proud.
  29. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    @Ollie: LOL. I didn`t get your joke until a second reading, when it hit me. (Sometimes I`m slow that way.)
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Actually, technically and creatively, this ad is a fail.....
  31. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    That`s basically porn.
  32. Profile photo of HiEv
    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    Would have been a nice ad if they didn`t keep sticking that gross looking burger in the way.
  33. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    *boner*
  34. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    For some reason up until I watched this video, I though Kate Upton was the hot sister of that girl who married Prince William.
  35. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:35 pm
    turbotong: those would be the lights they used casting light on her.

    I liked the ending, not necessarily because the ad was over, and the way the guy`s girlfriend just calmly turned his head back to the screen LOL
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:38 pm
    Mole... mole mole mole mole mole.../gag...mole... fake tits....horrible hamburger....mole mole mole....fake tits... mole...horrible hamburger... yep.. great commercial!
  37. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:48 pm
    Sleazy porn without the nudity and waving a 2000 calorie burger in my face. No thanks.
    Also, I hate to say it, a supermodel grade hottie who probably wouldn`t eat that poo if you help a gun to her head acting slutty so you want a 3 lb. coronary burger... America, this is why we`re fat.
  38. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    Mole... mole mole mole mole mole.../gag...mole... fake tits....horrible hamburger....mole mole mole....fake tits... mole...horrible hamburger... yep.. great commercial!
    A lot of ladies and guys like them. Affectionately called a beauty mark. Heard of Marilyn Monroe? As for her tits, those are Grade A Premium Natural Tits. I agree that the burger looks gross, and she`s acting a bit more skanky than sexy and certainly not classy, but I would have to say your taste and judgement of women is a tad askew.
  39. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 1:12 am
    "I`m the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl`s Jr."
    "Why do you keep saying that?"
    "`Cause they pay me every time I do. It`s a really good way of making money. You`re so smart, why don`t you know that?"
  40. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 3:51 am
    there needs to be more drive-in theatres
  41. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:11 am
    Didn`t Paris Hilton already whore herself like this?
  42. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:26 am
    Hardees DOES make the best burgers at reasonable prices.
  43. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:25 am
    I`ve seen a few women eat a burger in my day. She`s clearly faking it.
  44. Profile photo of RedSpeed
    RedSpeed Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:47 am
    @sinn That is a great movie. For those of you that don`t know what movie that quote came from the name of the move is Idiocracy.
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:59 am

    Skinny bitch is probably vomiting everything she swallowed over the side of the car.
  46. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:15 am
    Lame. I suppose I`ll have to sit through a number of these kinds of ads now that she got her whore license...ahem...I mean SI swimsuit cover.
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:23 am
    robosnitz i havent eaten at hardees but ive been to 5 Guys and their burgers are orgasmic
  48. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:25 am
    She`s got a serious case of sitophilia. I mean, seriously, she should get that checked out.
  49. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Isn`t she 19?
  50. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:12 am
    @stardust6702 - your point being?
  51. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:27 am
    I don`t care what anyone says, that was hot. She is beautiful.
  52. Profile photo of Enomai
    Enomai Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:58 am
    Shameless. But hawt.
  53. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Eww, she`s all greasy with food drippings all over her. And her hair is gross.
  54. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Women who look like that don`t eat food that looks like that.
  55. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    she likes money
    i like her
    everyone wins
  56. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    Sorry, all I saw was a grease fortified lard slathered burger... felt nauseous by the end.
  57. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    I just made man mayo!
  58. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    That burger looks gross... but dratKKK that was hot.
  59. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    drat KKK... this is awkward.
  60. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    I get it shes hot... but looks like she would do anything for money
  61. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm
    it worked. i want to drat that burger now...
  62. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 5:30 am
    ...that was whoriffic. It`s been a long time since I was that whorrified...
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 6:39 am
    "That burger looks gross... but dratKKK that was hot."

    Funny, for some reason I was thinking the other way round. Perhaps I`m just hungry.
  64. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    March 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    i`m not buying a burger from a whore. sorry, but that was just really dumb and hate the commercial when it`s on. and i`m a guy and straight.

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