Kate Upton Wants You To Taste Her Burger

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Yeah, It"s an advertisement but who cares? Hungry for a steamy burger yet?
There are 64 comments:
Male 526
i`m not buying a burger from a whore. sorry, but that was just really dumb and hate the commercial when it`s on. and i`m a guy and straight.
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Male 2,861
"That burger looks gross... but dratKKK that was hot."

Funny, for some reason I was thinking the other way round. Perhaps I`m just hungry.
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Male 1,810
...that was whoriffic. It`s been a long time since I was that whorrified...
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Male 2,988
it worked. i want to drat that burger now...
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Male 25,417
I get it shes hot... but looks like she would do anything for money
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Male 262
drat KKK... this is awkward.
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Male 262
That burger looks gross... but dratKKK that was hot.
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Male 14,331
I just made man mayo!
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Male 265
Sorry, all I saw was a grease fortified lard slathered burger... felt nauseous by the end.
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Male 694
she likes money
i like her
everyone wins
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Female 2,525
Women who look like that don`t eat food that looks like that.
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Male 1,510
Eww, she`s all greasy with food drippings all over her. And her hair is gross.
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Male 43
Shameless. But hawt.
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Male 4,593
I don`t care what anyone says, that was hot. She is beautiful.
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Male 1,178
@stardust6702 - your point being?
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Male 165
Isn`t she 19?
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Female 2,674
She`s got a serious case of sitophilia. I mean, seriously, she should get that checked out.
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Male 240
robosnitz i havent eaten at hardees but ive been to 5 Guys and their burgers are orgasmic
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Male 5,811
Lame. I suppose I`ll have to sit through a number of these kinds of ads now that she got her whore license...ahem...I mean SI swimsuit cover.
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Male 39,556

Skinny bitch is probably vomiting everything she swallowed over the side of the car.
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Male 16
@sinn That is a great movie. For those of you that don`t know what movie that quote came from the name of the move is Idiocracy.
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Male 1,737
I`ve seen a few women eat a burger in my day. She`s clearly faking it.
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Male 2,737
Hardees DOES make the best burgers at reasonable prices.
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Male 2,528
Didn`t Paris Hilton already whore herself like this?
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Male 771
there needs to be more drive-in theatres
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Male 284
"I`m the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl`s Jr."
"Why do you keep saying that?"
"`Cause they pay me every time I do. It`s a really good way of making money. You`re so smart, why don`t you know that?"
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Male 1,239
[quote]Mole... mole mole mole mole mole.../gag...mole... fake tits....horrible hamburger....mole mole mole....fake tits... mole...horrible hamburger... yep.. great commercial![/quote]
A lot of ladies and guys like them. Affectionately called a beauty mark. Heard of Marilyn Monroe? As for her tits, those are Grade A Premium Natural Tits. I agree that the burger looks gross, and she`s acting a bit more skanky than sexy and certainly not classy, but I would have to say your taste and judgement of women is a tad askew.
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Male 1,239
Sleazy porn without the nudity and waving a 2000 calorie burger in my face. No thanks.
Also, I hate to say it, a supermodel grade hottie who probably wouldn`t eat that poo if you help a gun to her head acting slutty so you want a 3 lb. coronary burger... America, this is why we`re fat.
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Male 718
Mole... mole mole mole mole mole.../gag...mole... fake tits....horrible hamburger....mole mole mole....fake tits... mole...horrible hamburger... yep.. great commercial!
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Female 513
turbotong: those would be the lights they used casting light on her.

I liked the ending, not necessarily because the ad was over, and the way the guy`s girlfriend just calmly turned his head back to the screen LOL
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Male 626
For some reason up until I watched this video, I though Kate Upton was the hot sister of that girl who married Prince William.
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Male 1,582
*boner*
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Male 621
Would have been a nice ad if they didn`t keep sticking that gross looking burger in the way.
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Male 926
That`s basically porn.
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Male 1,810
Actually, technically and creatively, this ad is a fail.....
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Male 6,227
@Ollie: LOL. I didn`t get your joke until a second reading, when it hit me. (Sometimes I`m slow that way.)
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Male 15,183
Her daddy must be so proud.
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Male 6,227
@CrakrJak: It does sound a little contradictory, doesn`t it?

Long story short, a little over half a year ago I adopted a vegan diet (no meat, no dairy, no oils), which I adhere to 99% of the time. I made exceptions for the traditional Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners, mainly because I didn`t want to be a pain in the butt to my relatives.

But once in a great while, I`m down with a piece of roasted chicken. Or a jalapeno burger, if Kate Upton`s serving it. :)
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Male 17,512
Squrlz: [quote]I`m generally a vegan.[/quote]

"Generally" being a vegan, is like being a "little" pregnant. Lol.
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Female 446
And after eating all that crap......she had horrible greasy diarrhea.

Everyone poops, kids.
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Male 6,227
I`d say this is one successful ad, seeing as it got me to Google the nearest Hardee`s and I`m generally a vegan. (43 miles away: Sorry, Kate. You`re hot, but not *that* hot.)
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Male 4,850
I like wieners.
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Male 600
what are those lines on her legs and arm at 0:34?
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Male 6,227
oooo...oooo... hypothalamus in overdrive... ~gulp~
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Male 535
Never heard of her...
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Male 3,310
I think we were about to get into a footjob there at the end.
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Male 216
Thanks for reminding me that I`m hungry, slut.
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Male 10,440
She keeps taking bites but keeps holding an entire sandwich. I guess we`re not supposed to be looking at it.
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Male 1,832
@Ruffiana
Yes, because I`m sure you know her well enough to know her personality and character.
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Male 835
The death of a career.
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Male 3,894
...so she`s a professional spokeswhore?
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Male 196
This belongs in the category of "This is what the rest of the world is missing on U.S. TV!!!"
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Male 506
I do not get the fascination with Kate Upton.

Yes, she`s attractive...but no more so than hundreds of other attractive women with much more personality and character than this woman.
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Male 1,237
subtle
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Male 508
There was a burger?
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Male 6,227
Oooooh.
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Male 241
old ollie....nice one
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Male 341
Tits. Food. Where`s the booze? lol
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Male 1,949
gorgeous blonde cancels out the boring advertisement effect which Fancy seems to keep allowing. Bring on Heidi Klum stripping for the next McBurger ad.
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Male 20,827
Just enough slutty chick to satisfy me with this one.
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Male 15,832
[quote]All I could think about is how bad her butthole would have felt after 2 or 3 hours.[/quote]
Not if you use plenty of lube.
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Male 15,832
I`ll have a double cheeseburger and large fries, and bring one of those whoreburgers for my girlfriend.
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Male 141
All I could think about is how bad her butthole would have felt after 2 or 3 hours.
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Female 8,043
Link: Kate Upton Wants You To Taste Her Burger [Rate Link] - Yeah, It`s an advertisement but who cares? Hungry for a steamy burger yet?
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