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Date: 02/20/12 04:21 PM

35 Responses to Josie Anello, Dead At 94, Completely Bitter [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    Link: Josie Anello, Dead At 94, Completely Bitter - Let it go, old lady.
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    phil7243 Male 18-29
    143 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    What are the chances that A.J. wrote this?
  3. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    Wow, AJ must be a real poo. ^^;
  4. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    u know the dead people don`t write their own obituaries.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    Do people usually write their own obituaries? I suspect this was actually penned by A.J.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    So, she`s jewish...
  7. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    What are the chances that AJ wrote this because he was the only child of hers who cared enough to stay by his dying mother`s side and make sure she was happy until the end?
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    dsp2003 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    @gerry Funny, I was thinking italian
  9. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:07 pm
    There are some things you just can`t let go.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    As Josie Anello passed from this world, something was amiss. Somehow, although her physical body was gone, a part of her stayed; a part of her hungering to bring unfinished business to a close...hungering for revenge...

    Hungering to write a sort of passive aggressive obituary that would appear in small print in the local newspaper.

    To this day, no one knows the real story. No one knows what sort of foul creature created that mildly bitter and whiny little bit of writing next to that picture. No one knows that the once tormented soul of Josie Anello has finally found peace.

    No one knows because chances are no one cares what the hell the obituaries say. And actually obviously I know, but I`m just supposed to be the narrator. And I guess anyone who reads this would know too. Also apparently the person who created the caption for this picture does too. So I guess a few people know really.
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    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    I think it`s pretty clear the first son wrote the obituary.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    Leesah, I am with you. Either AJ or his father who is bitter that two of his children abandoned their dying mother.
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Bitter much?
  14. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 5:59 pm
    what a bitch
  15. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 6:25 pm
    LOL! Wtf?
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Take that black sheep
  17. Profile photo of notorious98
    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    @cobrakiller

    Well, it`s definitely not the father because it plainly says that he died before her.
  18. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    LMAO, Mama Anello shots and scores from the grave.
  19. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    Bitch? I would say that the obituary was written by her son, AJ.
  20. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    I don`t think she`s bitter. She`s dead. I think her son A.J. is bitter about his siblings not helping him care for her so he got back at them in this announcement.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    That will be the best funeral ever.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    And THAT, ladies &gentlemen, is how you get the last word.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 11:17 pm
    best obituary ever. ill have to make sure to do this for my mother.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:18 am
    I`m with Patticakes. That is all down to AJ. Pretty crappy thing to do on his mother`s obituary.
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    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 5:25 am
    I totally agree Patticakes. Think you hit the nail right on the head.
  26. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 5:35 am
    Point 1: I was a funeral director for 13 years. She COULD have written it and placed it in a prearranged funeral file. However, then her next of kin would have had a chance to change it. When someone dies, the next of kin is in charge of what goes on, not the deceased. So, AJ either DIDN`T change it, or wrote it.
    Point 2: Who names their daughter "Ninfa"?
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 5:54 am

    "Ninfa" .... as in "Ninfadora" ?
    OMG! Tonk`s mom died!
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    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 6:18 am
    Poor Teddy, first he loses his parents, now this.
  29. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 7:04 am
    "Ninfa" .... as in "Ninfadora" ?
    OMG! Tonk`s mom died!

    her name is nymphadora tonks and her mothers name is andromeda black
  30. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:00 am
    So many unhappy people on this rock
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:03 am

    Thank yoiu rubbiten aka Spelling Nazi
  32. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:05 am
    I kind of like it. People should be more honest. I also liked the last part about taking someone you love out to dinner.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    i doubt she wrote her own obit. it was probably written by the son `who loved and cared for her`.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    lol
  35. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 3:11 am
    funny but sad

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