Josie Anello, Dead At 94, Completely Bitter [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

Let it go, old lady.
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Male 650
funny but sad
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Male 25,416
lol
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Female 4,086
i doubt she wrote her own obit. it was probably written by the son `who loved and cared for her`.
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Female 2,674
I kind of like it. People should be more honest. I also liked the last part about taking someone you love out to dinner.
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Male 38,511

Thank yoiu rubbiten aka Spelling Nazi
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Male 1,249
So many unhappy people on this rock
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Male 145
"Ninfa" .... as in "Ninfadora" ?
OMG! Tonk`s mom died!

her name is nymphadora tonks and her mothers name is andromeda black
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Female 357
Poor Teddy, first he loses his parents, now this.
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Male 38,511

"Ninfa" .... as in "Ninfadora" ?
OMG! Tonk`s mom died!
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Male 195
Point 1: I was a funeral director for 13 years. She COULD have written it and placed it in a prearranged funeral file. However, then her next of kin would have had a chance to change it. When someone dies, the next of kin is in charge of what goes on, not the deceased. So, AJ either DIDN`T change it, or wrote it.
Point 2: Who names their daughter "Ninfa"?
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Male 182
I totally agree Patticakes. Think you hit the nail right on the head.
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Male 959
I`m with Patticakes. That is all down to AJ. Pretty crappy thing to do on his mother`s obituary.
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Male 3,745
best obituary ever. ill have to make sure to do this for my mother.
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Male 38,511

And THAT, ladies &gentlemen, is how you get the last word.
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Male 3,061
That will be the best funeral ever.
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Female 465
I don`t think she`s bitter. She`s dead. I think her son A.J. is bitter about his siblings not helping him care for her so he got back at them in this announcement.
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Male 840
Bitch? I would say that the obituary was written by her son, AJ.
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Male 1,448
LMAO, Mama Anello shots and scores from the grave.
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Male 151
@cobrakiller

Well, it`s definitely not the father because it plainly says that he died before her.
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Male 15,510
Take that black sheep
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Male 1,754
LOL! Wtf?
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Male 771
what a bitch
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Male 700
Bitter much?
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Male 7,611
Leesah, I am with you. Either AJ or his father who is bitter that two of his children abandoned their dying mother.
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Male 140
I think it`s pretty clear the first son wrote the obituary.
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Male 294
As Josie Anello passed from this world, something was amiss. Somehow, although her physical body was gone, a part of her stayed; a part of her hungering to bring unfinished business to a close...hungering for revenge...

Hungering to write a sort of passive aggressive obituary that would appear in small print in the local newspaper.

To this day, no one knows the real story. No one knows what sort of foul creature created that mildly bitter and whiny little bit of writing next to that picture. No one knows that the once tormented soul of Josie Anello has finally found peace.

No one knows because chances are no one cares what the hell the obituaries say. And actually obviously I know, but I`m just supposed to be the narrator. And I guess anyone who reads this would know too. Also apparently the person who created the caption for this picture does too. So I guess a few people know really.
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Male 1,461
There are some things you just can`t let go.
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Male 153
@gerry Funny, I was thinking italian
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Female 1,566
What are the chances that AJ wrote this because he was the only child of hers who cared enough to stay by his dying mother`s side and make sure she was happy until the end?
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Male 38,511

So, she`s jewish...
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Male 4,290
Do people usually write their own obituaries? I suspect this was actually penned by A.J.
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Female 1,894
u know the dead people don`t write their own obituaries.
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Female 185
Wow, AJ must be a real poo. ^^;
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Male 143
What are the chances that A.J. wrote this?
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Female 1,338
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