JCPenney Stands By Their Woman

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago

Conservative group, 1 Million Moms called on JCP to fire DeGeneres as spokesperson or lose "traditional value" customers
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Male 621
@Jesus_Wey: Pssst... You may have forgotten this in your homophobia-based fury, but there`s this other little commandment in the Bible about bearing false witness? Ever hear of it?

Anyways, I`m a bigger fan of JCPenny for not giving in to these sanctimonious whiners.

But Ellen did make one mistake, 40,000 moms rounded to the nearest million is *zero*. ;-P
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Male 238
Stupid lying lesbian. She posted those comments herself.
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Female 2,764
Why don`t these moms make a Facebook page protesting the utter poo on TV (shows and commercials) that are on all day promoting sex, acting/dressing slutty and talking like a trashy whore...

oh wait, those are traditional values here in america, my bad.
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Male 319
I want to adopt Ellen as my surrogate mother.
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Male 103
for those in need: TL;DW Ellen is dope, doesn`t take poo and is for all the good stuff. Also jellies named "Squishy"
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Male 6,737
"Traditional value"???

LOL

Only in America.
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Male 37,888
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Male 835
Heh...you go girl.

I am a traditional father and husband. I am NOT offended. 1million.old.bags need to speak for themselves.
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Male 14,773
And guess who came to her defense? Bill O`Reilly.

I saw that video. Unbelievablly, he makes them look like a bunch of cowering biggots then attacks a conservative guest calling her morally wrong. Bill?

Then I realised it had touched a nerve with him. I think his management gets so many calls to yank him off the air that he`s under real pressure. Keep it up, people!
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Male 2,737
She`s a vagetarian.
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Male 14,773
onemillionmoms.com still works. They have a register. I bet it quickly fills with entries from DPRK and Iran.
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Male 51
oh it doesnt exist anymore :(
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Male 51
im gonna go troll the one million moms page
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Male 2,085
And guess who came to her defense? Bill O`Reilly.
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Male 14,773
Ellen and I have a lot in common. We`d both do Portia.
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Male 7,337
Pooptart19-"I Million Moms or 1 Millions C*nts?"

Well, unless they count amoung their members the lady who was on TV for having two of them, I`m pretty sure that the ratio of c*nts to moms is basically 1 to 1.
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Male 2,516
I honestly don`t see the issue with gay people... heck, even in the most catholic towns I`ve ever lived in back when I lived in Mexico (80% catholic devout) there was never anything like loud gay bashing. Not to say that there was none of it, but it was quickly suppressed by most people`s logical realization that they`re just as they are but with a different partnership choice.

What`s funniest is that in Mexico you can get married in only 3 (or 4?) states, although your marriage is recognized everywhere in the country. I was looking at some stats in wikipedia and in the US it doesn`t matter where you got married, half of the country won`t recognize same sex marriage.

What I`m saying is come on US, mexicans have beat you to equal rights, are you gonna let us beaners get socially ahead of you?
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Male 483
You people are sick. Being GAY is a SIN! They both have 3 letters, so you know they`re the same. I`m going to stick by my traditional values and hate without reason.

Also, Hitler was the raddest.
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Male 2,440
I Million Moms or 1 Millions C*nts?
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Male 7,337
@kangoala,

For Cajun`s sake, please place the following graphic on all sarcasm:




(sorry, Cajun, just couldn`t resist)
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Female 155
Awww yeah, go Ellen and JC Penny.
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Male 10,845
My apologies kangoala, sometimes it`s hard for me pick up on sarcasm :/
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Female 2,674
I already like shopping at JC Penney, so I like them even more now :P
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Male 37,888

@ kangoala - I didn`t know you were a butt pirate.
I wouldn`t have smacked your koala had I known that.

Who`m I kiddin`, yes I would .
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Male 702
Ummm, Cajun...
Sarcasm.
If you read my earlier mcomments you`d know I`m also a gay guy...
Sorry for the misunderstanding, but no, not trolling.
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Male 636
So now.. Everyone pay attention to Gerry1of1 because he`s gay and he has a point to make...

Oh yea.. Btw.. He`s a proud racist.. Lol
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Male 10,845
A cat? How bout an owl
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Male 10,845
Hell I just like commenting alot that being said I`m extremely baffled by fatninja`s comment count. He`s already hit the 20000 mark, and yes that`s FOUR zeros.
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Female 1,008
That was drating Boss!
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Male 14,330
Now everyone please for the sake of Cajun listen to kitteh...

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Male 10,845
Been here for 3 years McGovern, and no it takes way more than a few inflammatory (or otherwise mildy amusing) images to get me all worked up.
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Male 10,845
[quote]The very fact that you admit to being sissy-boy proves that you HAVE no values[/quote]


Are you seriously trolling right now? You`re essentially saying that all Gay men are sissies by default, which is statistical nonsense.
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Male 14,330
@Cajun247

6812 posts but I swear you must be new here! Or there`s something wedged up your ass.
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Female 592
Thank my god for JCP for telling the self righteous to blow. If you don`t like their sexual persuasion, don`t think about them having sex! Do they think about sex every time a straight person comes on? Get over yourselves, don`t push your agenda on the rest of us. Live and LET LIVE.
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Male 702
Gerry,
The very fact that you admit to being s sissy-boy proves that you HAVE no values. And why would you want them anyway? Then you`ve had to start picketing ANOTHER group of people that don`t affect you in any way. Where`s the fun in that?
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Male 10,845
Anywhere but in front of your computer McGovern.
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Male 14,330
@Cajun247

Where would these adults be??
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Male 1,268
Gerry

Deep manly voices and the ability to not walk funny the morning after. Those are values, right?

More funny Portia pics.
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Male 10,845
[quote]1 Million Moms need to go get me 1 Million sammiches.[/quote]

BOOM!
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Male 10,845
Hush now McGovern let the adults speak now.
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Male 7,337
1 Million Moms need to go get me 1 Million sammiches.

Good for JCPenny and Ellen. Not a JCPenny fan, but I do like Ellen.
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Male 37,888

So, none of you anti-gay marriage folk can contribute anything here regarding my question. Is there a value somewhere I can`t have because I`m a sissy-boy?

Waiting for a response. . .
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Male 14,330

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Male 37,888

@ DJDoubleb, where`ya been?
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Male 14,330
Yes Ellen we know your gay now please STFU!!

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Male 1,268
"Ever notice how haters are people you wouldn`t boink anyway?"

This was one of the things I was thinking about with the 5cats deal last night. Only that statement was incorrect. The general idea was "If I learned to be heterosexual, why am I not smart enough to know just because Kim Kardasian has a vagina, I don`t need to be sexual attracted to her. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this person beyond her flesh, yet I most certainly still want to have dirty, animal sex with her."
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Male 2,143
One million stupid women. Ever notice how haters are people you wouldn`t boink anyway?
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Male 1,268
"Who cares that she`s gay"

Every straight man who dreams of Ellen`s wife. Frak Portia is so retardedly hot.
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Male 10,845
Starbucks got in hot water with the far right too, in response I decided to go buy one of their espressos with a dessert.
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Female 1,566
Who cares that she`s gay, she`s just so GD annoying!
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Female 1,743
JCP isn`t expensive.. :P
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Male 2,516
good for Ellen and JCPenney. I would shop there if it wasn`t so expensive.
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Male 382
Gerry, Long time no see, dear friend.
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Male 5,811
Some people just like to be offended.
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Male 382
I, too, believe in dance.
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Male 37,888

Would someone tell me, please, what "traditional values" gay people cannot have?
Honesty? Work ethic? Being family oriented?

Please telll me what values gay people are automatically excluded from. Obviously we value marriage since we`re trying so hard to get it!
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Male 2,033
Vid doesn`t play for me. :(
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Female 23
These are the same 1 million moms that thought the ad for Chicken was too provocative because it was in a "seductive pose". I never realized how sexy raw chicken could be.
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Male 3,445
Yay, we get to argue with 5Cats and CrakrJak again!
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Male 25,416
WOw.. this is huge news. Im so shocked. This is more important then politics and religion. Thanks IAB for the being the news central! ;P
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Male 382
Good for JCPenneys!
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Female 8,044
Link: JCPenney Stands By Their Woman [Rate Link] - Conservative group, 1 Million Moms called on JCP to fire DeGeneres as spokesperson or lose `traditional value` customers
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