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Date: 02/09/12 05:30 AM

19 Responses to Japanese Police Fend Off Rampaging Rhino

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 4:58 am
    Link: Japanese Police Fend Off Rampaging Rhino - Rhino on the loose at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. Looks totally legit.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 5:57 am
    That net would in no way dissuade a real rhinoceros. Rhinos have destroyed Land Rovers, knocked over trees, killed lions, and even elephants and hippopotamuses have ran from them.

    They are the Chuck Norrises of the animal world.
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    vizz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 5:58 am
    I get that this is a test and all, but why did they have to give it eyeliner?
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 6:06 am
    Is that actually Japanese Rhino Containment Procedure? Volleyball nets and sticks???

    No wonder Tokyo is always Godzilla`s bitch.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 6:17 am
    They are the Chuck Norrises of the animal world.

    There can only be ONE Chuck Norris of the animal world, that is Chuck Norris himself!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 6:44 am

    Was I the only one waiting for Jim Carrey to show up?


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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 6:45 am
    Just stand like 6 feet away from them. Rhinos are effectively blind, which is why they charge at everything close by.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 6:51 am
    This is just how the police in the US would react too. In no way would they rain volleys of automatic gunfire into the beast.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 7:58 am
    nope just chuck testa.

    be prepared for everything i guess. i`m pretty sure it would take more to stop a charging rhino though. a tank might help.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 8:14 am
    I know it`s an excercise, but holy heck those guys must feel like idiots..
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 8:21 am
    The guy in the back now has a tranq dart in his head.
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 9:38 am
    Was that beeping noise coming from the rhino as it backed up?
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 10:04 am
    i dont think its real. if you look close you can see legs coming out the bottom
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    con_uk Male 30-39
    92 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    obviously cgi
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    Oh god that is scary. I am glad they managed to catch it before it hurt anybody.
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    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    `Shopped
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 8:21 am
    "I get that this is a test and all, but why did they have to give it eyeliner?"

    To make it look less "Asian".
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    banur Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 11:05 am
    "i dont think its real. if you look close you can see legs coming out the bottom"

    Of course it has. Have you ever seen a rhino without legs? ;P
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    lol

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