Japanese Police Fend Off Rampaging Rhino

Submitted by: Draculya 5 years ago in Funny

Rhino on the loose at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. Looks totally legit.
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 250
"i dont think its real. if you look close you can see legs coming out the bottom"

Of course it has. Have you ever seen a rhino without legs? ;P
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Male 3,369
"I get that this is a test and all, but why did they have to give it eyeliner?"

To make it look less "Asian".
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Male 164
`Shopped
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Male 4,793
Oh god that is scary. I am glad they managed to catch it before it hurt anybody.
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Male 92
obviously cgi
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Male 2,376
i dont think its real. if you look close you can see legs coming out the bottom
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Male 305
Was that beeping noise coming from the rhino as it backed up?
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Male 2,862
The guy in the back now has a tranq dart in his head.
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Male 1,471
I know it`s an excercise, but holy heck those guys must feel like idiots..
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Male 526
nope just chuck testa.

be prepared for everything i guess. i`m pretty sure it would take more to stop a charging rhino though. a tank might help.
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Male 878
This is just how the police in the US would react too. In no way would they rain volleys of automatic gunfire into the beast.
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Male 5,811
Just stand like 6 feet away from them. Rhinos are effectively blind, which is why they charge at everything close by.
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Male 39,913

Was I the only one waiting for Jim Carrey to show up?


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Male 10,855
[quote]They are the Chuck Norrises of the animal world.[/quote]

There can only be ONE Chuck Norris of the animal world, that is Chuck Norris himself!
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Male 696
Is that actually Japanese Rhino Containment Procedure? Volleyball nets and sticks???

No wonder Tokyo is always Godzilla`s bitch.
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Male 58
I get that this is a test and all, but why did they have to give it eyeliner?
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Male 17,511
That net would in no way dissuade a real rhinoceros. Rhinos have destroyed Land Rovers, knocked over trees, killed lions, and even elephants and hippopotamuses have ran from them.

They are the Chuck Norrises of the animal world.
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Male 15,262
Link: Japanese Police Fend Off Rampaging Rhino [Rate Link] - Rhino on the loose at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo. Looks totally legit.
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