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Date: 02/21/12 09:30 AM

26 Responses to I Really Hope These Are Breath Mints [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:31 am
    Link: I Really Hope These Are Breath Mints - If not, I don`t want to know how and where you put them...
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:39 am
    In case your breath smells a little fishy after going downtown....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Jeebus Crust! Clean that thing!

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    daroofa Male 40-49
    132 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:42 am
    I went to the Lutti website and I`m still not sure where they go..

    "Surf a wave of intense freshness with VAG FRESH!

    With its super cool heart, Vag Fresh gives you an amazing feeling fresh liquid as you`ve never experienced!

    You feel confident, and ready for new adventures."
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:47 am
    I know some women who could use these, and I`m not talking about using them as breath mints. O_o
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:53 am
    @Gerry,
    Do you make all of these picto-responses, or do you just have a huge supposito... err, depository of em?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    Tastes like tuna!
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:24 am
    Gerry can be sofa king funny.


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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:47 am
    In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

    Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 10:55 am
    In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

    Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

    @ Wowummwow - If you`re stuffing Mentos up there you`re doing it wrong.
    They aren`t that kind of freshmaker.


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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:17 am
    Wowummwow
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    166 Posts Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:47:25 AM
    In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

    Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
    _____________


    NO!!! NEVER USE CINNAMON ANYTHING!! NEVER!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    @wowummwow: obviously being a male, you don`t know what menthol feels like in a sensitive place. unless of course you`ve tried it.

    in that case, never mind.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    MMMmmm fresh vag!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    About time they made vag mints.
  16. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    Ok ok... let me be more specific.

    There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it`s usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn`t advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner`s idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

    AVOID direct contact, DON`T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."
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    meemo Female 30-39
    16 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    So I can use these to make my queafs smell minty fresh? Awesome!
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    Sometimes a mint just won``t do the trick.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    Almost as good as Flatu-Fresh.
  20. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    Ok ok... let me be more specific.

    There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it`s usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn`t advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner`s idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

    AVOID direct contact, DON`T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    @ Wowummwow - You can`t talk your way out of it so just give up trying.

    Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not stuff Tic Tacs up my girlfriends cooch."
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 1:21 am
    VAG = abbreviation of french word Vague = Wave
    Well, life is funnier without knowing foreign languages
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:57 am
    Gerry: You have about as much right telling Wowummwow how to have sexual intercourse as I would in telling you, "Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not toss salad up my boyfriends anus.""
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36872 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:04 am

    Crakr, not true. Straigh girls tell their gay friends EVERYTHING about their boyfriends. So I have a better idea of how you perform than you do because they don`t tell you the truth. "That was great...Really." ha

    You on the other hand, well I suspicion your gay friends are not telling you any detailed information about their Ass Banditry. Am I wrong? Do you discuss in detail the delicious fruit that only man-love can plumb? `Stemming-the-Rosebud` a particular favorite conversation, is it?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Gerry: You completely missed the point, but I`m not surprised.

    The gay guys I used to work with had more class than to discuss their goings on, and didn`t want to hear about straight sex either. Perhaps because it was a work atmosphere they figured to avoid the subject altogether to avoid any legalities.

    Personally I find women that talk about their sex lives, with their men, to others, to be untrustworthy.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Boy do they get mad when you try this! Next time I will use babble-fish :(

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