I Really Hope These Are Breath Mints [Pic]

Submitted by: iLove 5 years ago in Funny

If not, I don"t want to know how and where you put them...
There are 26 comments:
Male 2,424
Boy do they get mad when you try this! Next time I will use babble-fish :(
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Male 17,512
Gerry: You completely missed the point, but I`m not surprised.

The gay guys I used to work with had more class than to discuss their goings on, and didn`t want to hear about straight sex either. Perhaps because it was a work atmosphere they figured to avoid the subject altogether to avoid any legalities.

Personally I find women that talk about their sex lives, with their men, to others, to be untrustworthy.
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Male 38,494

Crakr, not true. Straigh girls tell their gay friends EVERYTHING about their boyfriends. So I have a better idea of how you perform than you do because they don`t tell you the truth. "That was great...Really." ha

You on the other hand, well I suspicion your gay friends are not telling you any detailed information about their Ass Banditry. Am I wrong? Do you discuss in detail the delicious fruit that only man-love can plumb? `Stemming-the-Rosebud` a particular favorite conversation, is it?
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Male 17,512
Gerry: You have about as much right telling Wowummwow how to have sexual intercourse as I would in telling you, "Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not toss salad up my boyfriends anus.""
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Male 550
VAG = abbreviation of french word Vague = Wave
Well, life is funnier without knowing foreign languages
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Male 38,494

@ Wowummwow - You can`t talk your way out of it so just give up trying.

Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not stuff Tic Tacs up my girlfriends cooch."
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Male 265
Ok ok... let me be more specific.

There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it`s usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn`t advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner`s idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

AVOID direct contact, DON`T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."
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Male 725
Almost as good as Flatu-Fresh.
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Male 1,461
Sometimes a mint just won``t do the trick.
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Female 16
So I can use these to make my queafs smell minty fresh? Awesome!
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Male 265
Ok ok... let me be more specific.

There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it`s usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn`t advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner`s idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

AVOID direct contact, DON`T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."
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Male 17,512
About time they made vag mints.
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Male 25,416
MMMmmm fresh vag!
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Female 4,086
@wowummwow: obviously being a male, you don`t know what menthol feels like in a sensitive place. unless of course you`ve tried it.

in that case, never mind.
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Female 3,727
Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
166 Posts Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:47:25 AM
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
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NO!!! NEVER USE CINNAMON ANYTHING!! NEVER!
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Male 38,494

@ Wowummwow - If you`re stuffing Mentos up there you`re doing it wrong.
They aren`t that kind of freshmaker.


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Male 265
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
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Male 265
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I`ll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
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Male 613
Gerry can be sofa king funny.


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Male 6,737
Tastes like tuna!
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Male 702
@Gerry,
Do you make all of these picto-responses, or do you just have a huge supposito... err, depository of em?
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Male 11,740
I know some women who could use these, and I`m not talking about using them as breath mints. O_o
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Male 132
I went to the Lutti website and I`m still not sure where they go..

"Surf a wave of intense freshness with VAG FRESH!

With its super cool heart, Vag Fresh gives you an amazing feeling fresh liquid as you`ve never experienced!

You feel confident, and ready for new adventures."
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Male 38,494

Jeebus Crust! Clean that thing!

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Male 1,054
In case your breath smells a little fishy after going downtown....
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Female 676
Link: I Really Hope These Are Breath Mints [Pic] [Rate Link] - If not, I don`t want to know how and where you put them...
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