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Date: 02/26/12 11:38 AM

36 Responses to How I Feel Towards Women: Why Women Drive Men Mad

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36225 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:39 am
    Link: How I Feel Towards Women: Why Women Drive Men Mad - It`s funny because it`s true.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:53 am
    You can ask that question for hours and never get a real answer from some girls.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:54 am
    Hes doin it wrong... Its not what do you want. Its yes your right!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:54 am
    The eternal question that has perplexed mankind through the ages.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    women act under the delusion that men have telepathy. they want men to know what women want without women having to tell them, or even when they dont know themselves.which is bullsh*t. thus making us look like we are all batsh*t crazy. im a woman and my mom does this "you should know what i mean," crap on me all the time. frikkin annoying.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    I hate it cause it`s true
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Well, if you don`t know, I`m not going to tell you. *Storms off dramatically*
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    If I had a nickel for every time this f*cking happens to me...
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Word.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    @jinxiejae--Marry me.

    Seriously, I`ll pick you up and take you to vegas to elope, just say the word.
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    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    I`m a woman, and I tend to be very logical and I speak my mind.

    I have asked men out, I have asked men to have casual relationships without almost any commitment. I speak up at meetings (not just to hear myself speak, either) and generally act in a way that many men profess to want.

    Truth is, it freaks men out. They aren`t sure how to handle someone like me (also, I`m not terribly crude or loud and I`m reasonably attractive, so it`s not those things that bother them).
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    Of course she won`t answer. If she gives an answer, and he offers a solution, then she won`t have anything to b*tch about and that will make her even more unhappy.
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    Itsnotover Male 18-29
    56 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    straight up
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    I want sex...and chocolate.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    Women`s logic - "I made you mad and now you`re upset with me and that`s why I`m bitchy."
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    No genderizing chocolate, please. I f*cking love chocolate. And need some. NOW!
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Silly women and their inability to comprehend logic.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    if we tell you, you whine and then dont do it anyway.
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    Hello kitteh9lives,
    can`t/don`t want to fulfill all your wishes, but send me your address and you will get some belgian chocolate..
    Greetings from Luxemburg
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    OK, same applies to clockwork208..
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    Ah The Notebook... this scene always makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and my husband.
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    This is pretty much how every man feels.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    kitteh9lives here i am! What kind of choccolate do you like?
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Oh and how do you want this two things? Togheter or separates? kitteh9lives
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    ShudBWorking Male 18-29
    86 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    I go through that every time my wife and I go out to eat. We play the guessing game. Goes like this.

    Are you hungry?
    Yes.
    What do you want to eat?
    I don`t know.
    Do you want to go out to eat?
    Sure.
    Was that a yes?
    Yes.
    Where do you want to eat?
    I don`t know.
    What kind of food are you in the mood for?
    I don`t know.
    Tex-Mex?
    No.
    American?
    No.
    Chinese?
    No.
    Steak?
    No.
    Italian?
    I don`t think so.
    Huh?
    Maybe, let me think for a minute.

    30 minutes later...

    Did you decide?
    Decide what?
    If you want italian?
    Oh, I guess.
    Yes?
    Yes.
    Ok, how about Bucca?
    I don`t feel like Bucca tonight.
    How about that that hole in the wall place around the corner?
    Umm... no.
    Olive Garden?
    No, gross.
    Macaroni Grill?
    No, I haven`t liked them since they changed the menu.
    Ok, umm... Maggiano`s?
    Yes! That sounds great!

    Basically what it
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    ShudBWorking Male 18-29
    86 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    Stupid reply system, it cut me off at 900 words instead of 1000. Anyway, what I was saying was, basically it boils down to the idea that she waits for me to suggest the most expensive restaurant in that particular category. Unfortunately, this is not always true either, so it would never be as easy as just jumping to that restaurant.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:03 pm
    This is hilarious.
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    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    I believe the answer is many things all at once. 1)attention
    2)lower wages
    3)to be dominated
    4)attention ^2
    5)a slap in the face
    6)attention^3
    7)to be objectified
    6)attention^4
    8)TO be choked
    9)no voting rights
    10) to feel special
    11)attention^4 with a face slap
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    An aggressive gonad grab?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    "I want to annoy the hell out of you. I`m doing a pretty good job of it, too, aren`t I?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    Women can`t express what they want because they want all that is possible to have including things they can`t think of, and many of the things they want are mutually exclusive.

    Men just want a peaceful evening with a hearty meal and a BJ from said woman.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 9:18 pm
    This is a stereotype that I always associated with men before I learned that most of society sees it this way.

    Perhaps when it comes down to simple things like choosing where to go and eat, women are more indecisive.

    In my experience when it comes down to important things like, do you want a relationship or not? Do you want to break up or not? Do you want to pursue this career or not? Men are the indecisive ones.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 1:37 am
    I was expecting the most frequently reply (in my experience) to that question...

    "YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!"
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    Colors Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:17 am
    Sounds like a restaurant argument to me.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    @LemonTarte

    Truth cuts like a knife
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    BluishOrange Female 50-59
    87 posts
    March 27, 2012 at 9:40 pm
    Aretha Franklin already did tell you what. Forty-five years ago, guys! Try it out, it`s true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYbs_O_iMfU&feature=fvwrel

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