How I Feel Towards Women: Why Women Drive Men Mad

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago in Funny

It"s funny because it"s true.
There are 36 comments:
Female 87
Aretha Franklin already did tell you what. Forty-five years ago, guys! Try it out, it`s true. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYbs_O_iMfU&feature=fvwrel
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Male 2,513
@LemonTarte

Truth cuts like a knife
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Male 96
Sounds like a restaurant argument to me.
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Male 2,586
I was expecting the most frequently reply (in my experience) to that question...

"YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!"
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Female 1,441
This is a stereotype that I always associated with men before I learned that most of society sees it this way.

Perhaps when it comes down to simple things like choosing where to go and eat, women are more indecisive.

In my experience when it comes down to important things like, do you want a relationship or not? Do you want to break up or not? Do you want to pursue this career or not? Men are the indecisive ones.
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Male 15,165
Women can`t express what they want because they want all that is possible to have including things they can`t think of, and many of the things they want are mutually exclusive.

Men just want a peaceful evening with a hearty meal and a BJ from said woman.
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Male 15,832
"I want to annoy the hell out of you. I`m doing a pretty good job of it, too, aren`t I?
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Male 3,310
An aggressive gonad grab?
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Male 178
I believe the answer is many things all at once. 1)attention
2)lower wages
3)to be dominated
4)attention ^2
5)a slap in the face
6)attention^3
7)to be objectified
6)attention^4
8)TO be choked
9)no voting rights
10) to feel special
11)attention^4 with a face slap
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Male 1,754
This is hilarious.
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Male 86
Stupid reply system, it cut me off at 900 words instead of 1000. Anyway, what I was saying was, basically it boils down to the idea that she waits for me to suggest the most expensive restaurant in that particular category. Unfortunately, this is not always true either, so it would never be as easy as just jumping to that restaurant.
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Male 86
I go through that every time my wife and I go out to eat. We play the guessing game. Goes like this.

Are you hungry?
Yes.
What do you want to eat?
I don`t know.
Do you want to go out to eat?
Sure.
Was that a yes?
Yes.
Where do you want to eat?
I don`t know.
What kind of food are you in the mood for?
I don`t know.
Tex-Mex?
No.
American?
No.
Chinese?
No.
Steak?
No.
Italian?
I don`t think so.
Huh?
Maybe, let me think for a minute.

30 minutes later...

Did you decide?
Decide what?
If you want italian?
Oh, I guess.
Yes?
Yes.
Ok, how about Bucca?
I don`t feel like Bucca tonight.
How about that that hole in the wall place around the corner?
Umm... no.
Olive Garden?
No, gross.
Macaroni Grill?
No, I haven`t liked them since they changed the menu.
Ok, umm... Maggiano`s?
Yes! That sounds great!

Basically what it
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Male 5,141
Oh and how do you want this two things? Togheter or separates? kitteh9lives
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Male 5,141
kitteh9lives here i am! What kind of choccolate do you like?
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Male 519
This is pretty much how every man feels.
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Female 1,516
Ah The Notebook... this scene always makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and my husband.
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Male 550
OK, same applies to clockwork208..
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Male 550
Hello kitteh9lives,
can`t/don`t want to fulfill all your wishes, but send me your address and you will get some belgian chocolate..
Greetings from Luxemburg
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Female 4,359
if we tell you, you whine and then dont do it anyway.
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Male 2,841
Silly women and their inability to comprehend logic.
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Male 835
No genderizing chocolate, please. I f*cking love chocolate. And need some. NOW!
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Male 835
Women`s logic - "I made you mad and now you`re upset with me and that`s why I`m bitchy."
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Female 8,043
I want sex...and chocolate.
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Male 56
straight up
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Male 835
Of course she won`t answer. If she gives an answer, and he offers a solution, then she won`t have anything to b*tch about and that will make her even more unhappy.
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Female 107
I`m a woman, and I tend to be very logical and I speak my mind.

I have asked men out, I have asked men to have casual relationships without almost any commitment. I speak up at meetings (not just to hear myself speak, either) and generally act in a way that many men profess to want.

Truth is, it freaks men out. They aren`t sure how to handle someone like me (also, I`m not terribly crude or loud and I`m reasonably attractive, so it`s not those things that bother them).
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Male 3,894
@jinxiejae--Marry me.

Seriously, I`ll pick you up and take you to vegas to elope, just say the word.
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Female 2,674
Word.
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Male 3,894
If I had a nickel for every time this f*cking happens to me...
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Female 737
Well, if you don`t know, I`m not going to tell you. *Storms off dramatically*
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Male 1,685
I hate it cause it`s true
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Female 2,927
women act under the delusion that men have telepathy. they want men to know what women want without women having to tell them, or even when they dont know themselves.which is bullsh*t. thus making us look like we are all batsh*t crazy. im a woman and my mom does this "you should know what i mean," crap on me all the time. frikkin annoying.
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Male 17,512
The eternal question that has perplexed mankind through the ages.
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Male 25,417
Hes doin it wrong... Its not what do you want. Its yes your right!
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Male 7,808
You can ask that question for hours and never get a real answer from some girls.
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Male 39,524
Link: How I Feel Towards Women: Why Women Drive Men Mad [Rate Link] - It`s funny because it`s true.
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