Girls, Here`s How To Pick Up Dudes [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in Funny

I"m pretty sure this would totally work. Just saying.
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Male 5,811
@taylor_stone: I did the same thing starting in high school. Being nice got me zero play. Started being somewhat of a dick and presto! Female attention. Funny how that works...
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Male 15,510
We are really that simple
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Male 2,688
@LemonTarte

Never would I consider a woman who was liberated in her sexuality a whore... A whore is someone who, aside from its literal definition, will sleep with any guy that breezes past her and has issues with fidelity. A girl can be sexually liberated and still be picky with the partners she gets it from, and can maintain a monogamous relationship...

From a personal standpoint, I wouldn`t go for this at all because the `Damsel in Distress` trope is antiquated and a waste of energy... I dont want to have to save you, or fix your bullcrap issues from your past boyfriends... I approach girls with a 100% straightforward honesty of exactly who I am, what I`m about, and what my intentions are (And much to a girl`s surprise, I am NOT all about getting laid)... If she can`t bring herself to do the same, she can get lost...
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Male 2,688


Too bad girls have zero interest in them... And any girl that says "Thats not true... I want a good guy" is LYING... Not only to you but to herself... It`s just a way to justify that she continues to fall for the jerks...

For the longest time, Ive been the nice sweet guy that all the girls keep as the `best friend`... But not a single one of them wants to give any chance dating... Why? Because girls can walk all over a nice guy and he wont fight back... Well, now, thanks to unappreciative kunts... I`m a misogynistic jerk...

And that`s EXACTLY what you ladies REALLY want, isn`t it? So you can try yo `fix` them... God forbid you give the guy who will already be good to you a chance... You have to BREAK him first, then bitch when its time to repair the damage.
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Male 2,516
@LemonTarte: I only see a few people here that would think "whore"; most everybody else seems to me would go for it if it happened to them so, where`s the hypocrisy? because some people cried "whore" the whole would in the same situation? I doubt it.
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Male 1,526
@snakecharmer
By your logic if I say "The world would be better if there were no wars" that would be false. And me thinking that the world would be better in that way would be narcissistic.
And you saying "you may not be wrong, but you`re certainly not right" is logically wrong.
I asked people to imagine for them to make up their own image of how that world would be, not my fault if they imagine the worst possible place to be or an utopia. It`s up to that person to say how imagining that made them feel about the idea.
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Female 107
LemonTarte - Yup, I`m reasonably attractive and not overweight and I ask guys out. Some are awesome, but most don`t know what to do and get all freaked out.
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Male 25,416
win!
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Female 409
Love it. ^_^ I`m totally gonna use that one`a these days.
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Male 3,745
all of you can suck it...Halley Berry aint hot...of all the...
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Female 418
Halle Berry ain`t hot, she`s beautiful. Rosario Dawson is meh.
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Female 1,441
Haha yes! This thread is 100% what I expected from guys on IAB who are first class hypocrites.

For are their shtick about wishing women were "straight up" and "forward" in their sexuality, if a woman actually does act like this she is deemed a whore. Nice one saintpatty!
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Female 88
I`m definitely trying this on my boyfriend next time I see him.
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Male 2,060
Her breasts are pretty weird
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Male 321
O.K., you may not be wrong, but you`re certainly not right. Anyone who thinks their opinion is what is best for the world is a narcissist. Your "Imagine the world..." B.S. is silly, but your opinion is valid because that is all it is.
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Male 1,526
@snakecharmer
If you want to say I`m wrong, prove it.
Any redneck hick could say I`m wrong and huck about it at church the next day. But without even a counter argument you saying I`m wrong means nothing.
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Male 96
If she is hot, I would rape her.
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Female 2,674
Sluts, here`s how to pick up other sluts. o.o
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Male 14,334
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nope...id just think she`s a whore...[/quote]

Soooo where`s the problem????
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Male 2,700
My first thought would be "slut"...
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Male 987
She could look like Margaret Cho and shout, "Hey, stick it in," and most guys would oblige.
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Male 2,516
@Ajikan: I think it would work with just about anybody, it`s just that if you`re not Angelina Jolie, you shouldn`t expect Brad Pitt to step out of the crowd
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Male 321
@Ajikan: Typical Euro-think. Bet you think you`re soooooo right, don`t you comrad?
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Male 3,894
Damsel in distress? That`s a little bald man in a canoe.
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Male 10,440
It`s just not fair!!
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Male 37,815
It`s a trap!
Of course most guys would go for it anyhow...
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Male 10,339
Dude! Halley Berry ain`t THAT hot. Imagine Emma Stone, or Rosario Dawson, or Natalie Portman using this technique.

It would be over, bet.
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Male 1,526
WTB libido suppressor.
If it`s proven to have no bi effects and not permanent.
Imagine a world where you got payed to take those, just like people get payed for having children but reversed. Less people thinking with their dicks, women not being treated differently because men think about their chances of tapping that. Stable population growth with children being conceived not out of accident but when both parties actually want it.
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Male 3,745
auburnjunky: anyone short of Halley Berry and no it would NOT work :|
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Male 6,737
She looks a bit butch for my liking. Desperate too.

I`ll pass.
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Male 10,339
Bullpoo collegebound. If she were hot enough, it`d work on you too.
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Male 10,339
a) Walk in to club, store, school, church, etc.

b) Say: Who wants to get laid!?

Mission accomplished.
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Male 625
Awww, this is how me and my gf got together!!
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Male 3,745
nope...id just think she`s a whore...
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Male 970
Link: Girls, Here`s How To Pick Up Dudes [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m pretty sure this would totally work. Just saying.
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