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Date: 02/27/12 09:21 AM

35 Responses to Girls, Here`s How To Pick Up Dudes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:18 am
    Link: Girls, Here`s How To Pick Up Dudes - I`m pretty sure this would totally work. Just saying.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:27 am
    nope...id just think she`s a whore...
  3. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:28 am
    Awww, this is how me and my gf got together!!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:33 am
    a) Walk in to club, store, school, church, etc.

    b) Say: Who wants to get laid!?

    Mission accomplished.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:34 am
    Bullpoo collegebound. If she were hot enough, it`d work on you too.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:36 am
    She looks a bit butch for my liking. Desperate too.

    I`ll pass.
  7. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:38 am
    auburnjunky: anyone short of Halley Berry and no it would NOT work :|
  8. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:41 am
    WTB libido suppressor.
    If it`s proven to have no bi effects and not permanent.
    Imagine a world where you got payed to take those, just like people get payed for having children but reversed. Less people thinking with their dicks, women not being treated differently because men think about their chances of tapping that. Stable population growth with children being conceived not out of accident but when both parties actually want it.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:42 am
    Dude! Halley Berry ain`t THAT hot. Imagine Emma Stone, or Rosario Dawson, or Natalie Portman using this technique.

    It would be over, bet.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33145 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:50 am
    It`s a trap!
    Of course most guys would go for it anyhow...
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:51 am
    It`s just not fair!!
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:59 am
    Damsel in distress? That`s a little bald man in a canoe.
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:59 am
    @Ajikan: Typical Euro-think. Bet you think you`re soooooo right, don`t you comrad?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:24 am
    @Ajikan: I think it would work with just about anybody, it`s just that if you`re not Angelina Jolie, you shouldn`t expect Brad Pitt to step out of the crowd
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:52 am
    She could look like Margaret Cho and shout, "Hey, stick it in," and most guys would oblige.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:54 am
    My first thought would be "slut"...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:58 am

    nope...id just think she`s a whore...

    Soooo where`s the problem????
  18. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:59 am
    Sluts, here`s how to pick up other sluts. o.o
  19. Profile photo of Colors
    Colors Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:04 am
    If she is hot, I would rape her.
  20. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:13 am
    @snakecharmer
    If you want to say I`m wrong, prove it.
    Any redneck hick could say I`m wrong and huck about it at church the next day. But without even a counter argument you saying I`m wrong means nothing.
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:25 am
    O.K., you may not be wrong, but you`re certainly not right. Anyone who thinks their opinion is what is best for the world is a narcissist. Your "Imagine the world..." B.S. is silly, but your opinion is valid because that is all it is.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:42 am
    Her breasts are pretty weird
  23. Profile photo of xoterra
    xoterra Female 18-29
    88 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:48 am
    I`m definitely trying this on my boyfriend next time I see him.
  24. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    Haha yes! This thread is 100% what I expected from guys on IAB who are first class hypocrites.

    For are their shtick about wishing women were "straight up" and "forward" in their sexuality, if a woman actually does act like this she is deemed a whore. Nice one saintpatty!
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    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    Halle Berry ain`t hot, she`s beautiful. Rosario Dawson is meh.
  26. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    all of you can suck it...Halley Berry aint hot...of all the...
  27. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Love it. ^_^ I`m totally gonna use that one`a these days.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    win!
  29. Profile photo of Armauld
    Armauld Female 30-39
    107 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    LemonTarte - Yup, I`m reasonably attractive and not overweight and I ask guys out. Some are awesome, but most don`t know what to do and get all freaked out.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    @snakecharmer
    By your logic if I say "The world would be better if there were no wars" that would be false. And me thinking that the world would be better in that way would be narcissistic.
    And you saying "you may not be wrong, but you`re certainly not right" is logically wrong.
    I asked people to imagine for them to make up their own image of how that world would be, not my fault if they imagine the worst possible place to be or an utopia. It`s up to that person to say how imagining that made them feel about the idea.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    @LemonTarte: I only see a few people here that would think "whore"; most everybody else seems to me would go for it if it happened to them so, where`s the hypocrisy? because some people cried "whore" the whole would in the same situation? I doubt it.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm


    Too bad girls have zero interest in them... And any girl that says "Thats not true... I want a good guy" is LYING... Not only to you but to herself... It`s just a way to justify that she continues to fall for the jerks...

    For the longest time, Ive been the nice sweet guy that all the girls keep as the `best friend`... But not a single one of them wants to give any chance dating... Why? Because girls can walk all over a nice guy and he wont fight back... Well, now, thanks to unappreciative kunts... I`m a misogynistic jerk...

    And that`s EXACTLY what you ladies REALLY want, isn`t it? So you can try yo `fix` them... God forbid you give the guy who will already be good to you a chance... You have to BREAK him first, then bitch when its time to repair the damage.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm
    @LemonTarte

    Never would I consider a woman who was liberated in her sexuality a whore... A whore is someone who, aside from its literal definition, will sleep with any guy that breezes past her and has issues with fidelity. A girl can be sexually liberated and still be picky with the partners she gets it from, and can maintain a monogamous relationship...

    From a personal standpoint, I wouldn`t go for this at all because the `Damsel in Distress` trope is antiquated and a waste of energy... I dont want to have to save you, or fix your bullcrap issues from your past boyfriends... I approach girls with a 100% straightforward honesty of exactly who I am, what I`m about, and what my intentions are (And much to a girl`s surprise, I am NOT all about getting laid)... If she can`t bring herself to do the same, she can get lost...
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 6:42 am
    We are really that simple
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 8:34 am
    @taylor_stone: I did the same thing starting in high school. Being nice got me zero play. Started being somewhat of a dick and presto! Female attention. Funny how that works...

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