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Date: 02/17/12 09:04 PM

20 Responses to Every Simpsons Chalkboard Quote [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    Link: Every Simpsons Chalkboard Quote - As written by good old Bart Simpson.
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Holy crap that`s a long list.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    I will not use no double negatives.
    I`ll try to remember that one.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    "I do not have a cereal named after me"
    That`s a lie.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    Long Chalk Board

    Hot Dogs Are Not Bookmarks!

    What what what
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm
    i wanted to read them all...i failed...
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    February 17, 2012 at 11:31 pm
    episode 500 on my birthday
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 2:45 am
    Yeah but are they in order
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 4:02 am
    I remember the "I will not defame New Orleans" one. They had the episode where Marge was in Streetcar and they sang a song about it being a rotting cesspool and the mayor got mad. The Simpsons was right though it is a cesspool.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36648 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 6:28 am

    "Daylight Savings is not a failed bank."


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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 6:39 am
    This is a nice place for comments, not your advertising.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 8:58 am
    Lame
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    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 9:27 am
    Best quote:
    "Spongebob is not a contraceptive". Haha what lies!!

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    Thats not all of theme.. theres 499 of them!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    non-flammable is not a challenge.

    Challenge accepted.
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    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Oh god, this is awesome! This is the only reason I always wish the full version of the theme song would play.
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    Tita Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    xD
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    Tita Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    I managed to read them all. ^^
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 1:19 am
    Fatninja01, you`re wrong. They repeated some of them over the years, and it even says so on the little post-it in this picture.
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    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    why are there 20+ seasons but i keep on seeing the same ones on tv

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