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Date: 02/01/12 07:22 AM

31 Responses to Elephant Smackdown: Elephant Wallops Annoying Guy

  1. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:24 am
    Link: Elephant Smackdown: Elephant Wallops Annoying Guy - The human baseball hones his craft.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:29 am

    On the up side, how many guys can honestly say they`ve been bitch-slapped by an elephant?
  3. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:34 am
    Gotta keep my pimp trunk strong
  4. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:41 am
    Where is Justin Bieber when you need him?
  5. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:47 am
    Well, with shorts like that, what do you expect?

    Also, the woman filming is so stupid, it actually pains me to think about it; "What just happened? Did he hit you?" YOU JUST F*CKING SAW IT HAPPEN YOU DIPSH*T.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:58 am
    "Also, the woman filming is so stupid"

    Uhm, no. See, before she even spoke, I knew this was his girlfriend/mother/wife filming. EVERYONE else would`ve cracked up laughing IMMEDIATELY. However those two women are smart enough to let this guy maintain some sort of dignity as he runs away with tears welling up. She acts like she saw nothing in an attempt to hold back the laughter, because, damn, you SHOULD be laughing.

    Keep this in mind the first time one of these women see your four incher. Really, be glad this woman won`t kick you while you`re down, otherwise you`re not going to get any your whole life.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Elephants really are afraid of mice. Proved on Mythbusters. Saw it last night. This dude deserved the trunk to the chops. Elephants are not domesticated pets moron.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:57 am
    I think that was Elephantese for GTFO.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:58 am
    +5 internets for RyanHake !.. Also; BOOOOM! Down for the count..
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Serves him right. >:|
  11. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 9:46 am
    That mythbusters episode didn`t prove anything. How do you know that the elephant wasn`t startled by a ball of crap that moved by itself? Anyway that tard deserved to get his ass kicked by the elephant. What a dumbass.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 10:20 am
    @hopeislost, You didn`t see the whole episode apparently because they tested the empty rolling turd theory and the elephant wasn`t phased in the least.
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    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 10:43 am
    Yeah unfortunately I had nothing better to do so I actually watched a Mythbusters episode. And they didn`t say that the elephant was afraid of the mouse...they said it was cautious around the mouse. Maybe the elephant didn`t want to step on the squishly little bastard. Doesn`t mean the elephant was afraid now does it? Plus why didn`t they try it with a different animal...perhaps a rat? Perhaps make a bigger turd ball and hide a dratin cat under it? pmarren would like that idea
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:15 am
    @Scuzoid
    Yeah, either that, or she is just stupid. I`m gunna stick to my theory.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:36 am
    31 seconds for the money shot
  16. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    Woulda made a better video had the elephant grabbed the guy and pounded him against the tree until his head fell off.
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    junkaroo Male 30-39
    234 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    I don`t see what the guy was doing wrong besides trying to have a moment with the elephant. I was expecting someone being loud and poking it with a stick.
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    Elephants kill 10 times more people then sharks every year!
  19. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    @eovogt

    Did you know that you`re also more likely to be killed by a pig than by a shark? Especially, if you frequently swim in pig infested waters.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    head shot
  21. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    stupid people playing with wild animals
  22. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    Trunked ... for being an annoying dick...
  23. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    flapping ears! flapping ears! holy jeez.
  24. Profile photo of AlphaOd
    AlphaOd Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 1:32 am
    Elephant likes to play happy slap with you thats all..
  25. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 5:28 am
    dont go near eating animals.
  26. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 9:48 am
    whahahaha stupid americans
  27. Profile photo of jonn_daniel
    jonn_daniel Male 18-29
    7 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Most people who call people "stupid" are, well just that. intelligent people rarely call others stupid, because they know in fact, that human beings are very intelligent. Even the less intelligent ones are still very intelligent.
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    except americans
  29. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 2:27 am
    Where`s the tickle?
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    teknollag Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 3, 2012 at 2:34 am

  31. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 3:28 am
    @jonn daniel

    That`s pretty stupid.

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