Elephant Smackdown: Elephant Wallops Annoying Guy

Submitted by: captkangaroo 5 years ago in Funny

The human baseball hones his craft.
There are 31 comments:
Male 646
@jonn daniel

That`s pretty stupid.
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Male 164

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Male 2,170
Where`s the tickle?
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Male 583
except americans
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Male 7
Most people who call people "stupid" are, well just that. intelligent people rarely call others stupid, because they know in fact, that human beings are very intelligent. Even the less intelligent ones are still very intelligent.
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Male 583
whahahaha stupid americans
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Male 1,364
dont go near eating animals.
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Male 19
Elephant likes to play happy slap with you thats all..
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Male 736
flapping ears! flapping ears! holy jeez.
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Female 108
Trunked ... for being an annoying dick...
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Female 695
stupid people playing with wild animals
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Male 2,790
head shot
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Male 358
@eovogt

Did you know that you`re also more likely to be killed by a pig than by a shark? Especially, if you frequently swim in pig infested waters.
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Male 197
Elephants kill 10 times more people then sharks every year!
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Male 234
I don`t see what the guy was doing wrong besides trying to have a moment with the elephant. I was expecting someone being loud and poking it with a stick.
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Male 4,594
Woulda made a better video had the elephant grabbed the guy and pounded him against the tree until his head fell off.
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Male 25,416
31 seconds for the money shot
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Male 677
@Scuzoid
Yeah, either that, or she is just stupid. I`m gunna stick to my theory.
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Male 196
Yeah unfortunately I had nothing better to do so I actually watched a Mythbusters episode. And they didn`t say that the elephant was afraid of the mouse...they said it was cautious around the mouse. Maybe the elephant didn`t want to step on the squishly little bastard. Doesn`t mean the elephant was afraid now does it? Plus why didn`t they try it with a different animal...perhaps a rat? Perhaps make a bigger turd ball and hide a dratin cat under it? pmarren would like that idea
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Male 7,378
@hopeislost, You didn`t see the whole episode apparently because they tested the empty rolling turd theory and the elephant wasn`t phased in the least.
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Male 196
That mythbusters episode didn`t prove anything. How do you know that the elephant wasn`t startled by a ball of crap that moved by itself? Anyway that tard deserved to get his ass kicked by the elephant. What a dumbass.
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Female 2,674
Serves him right. >:|
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Male 1,471
+5 internets for RyanHake !.. Also; BOOOOM! Down for the count..
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Male 876
I think that was Elephantese for GTFO.
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Male 7,378
Elephants really are afraid of mice. Proved on Mythbusters. Saw it last night. This dude deserved the trunk to the chops. Elephants are not domesticated pets moron.
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Male 1,268
"Also, the woman filming is so stupid"

Uhm, no. See, before she even spoke, I knew this was his girlfriend/mother/wife filming. EVERYONE else would`ve cracked up laughing IMMEDIATELY. However those two women are smart enough to let this guy maintain some sort of dignity as he runs away with tears welling up. She acts like she saw nothing in an attempt to hold back the laughter, because, damn, you SHOULD be laughing.

Keep this in mind the first time one of these women see your four incher. Really, be glad this woman won`t kick you while you`re down, otherwise you`re not going to get any your whole life.
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Male 677
Well, with shorts like that, what do you expect?

Also, the woman filming is so stupid, it actually pains me to think about it; "What just happened? Did he hit you?" YOU JUST F*CKING SAW IT HAPPEN YOU DIPSH*T.
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Male 14,835
Where is Justin Bieber when you need him?
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Male 2,690
Gotta keep my pimp trunk strong
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Male 38,507

On the up side, how many guys can honestly say they`ve been bitch-slapped by an elephant?
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Male 2,771
Link: Elephant Smackdown: Elephant Wallops Annoying Guy [Rate Link] - The human baseball hones his craft.
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