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Date: 02/01/12 11:24 AM

40 Responses to Dolphin Attracted To Girl`s Crotch

  1. Profile photo of thinkcrack
    thinkcrack Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:25 am
    Link: Dolphin Attracted To Girl`s Crotch - Dolphins! They`re just like teenage boys!
  2. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:30 am
    And that, my friends, is how mermaids are created.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Theres a reason why they say dolphins are smart....
  4. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:35 am
    Well, yeah. Dolphins are pretty damn intelligent--like us. Enough like us, in fact, that some of them are rapists, and some of them are murderers. They`ve been known to occasionally kill things and mutilate the body for their own enjoyment.

    That dolphin would have had sex with her if he could have. He smelled (tasted?) her, got a hardon, and tried to get at her. He probably (and this isn`t unheard of) would have tried to fight the guy over her if he had a more violent temperament.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    She`s lucky. If she`d been menstruating, it would have been a shark.
  6. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    I hear their periods attract bears.
  7. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    This dolphin was trained by Jonathan Brandis.
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Smells like tuna.
  9. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    i`ve said it once, i`ll say it again: dolphins are douchebags.
  10. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    insert tuna smell joke here

    haha, wow, he is ready for action also
  11. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    Apparently in the ocean they don`t have a place to buy drinks.
  12. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    shh sshhh just let it happen
  13. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Dolphin looked like he`s had experience in this area.
  14. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    Not all tuna is dolphin safe.


    I made that comment last time there was a dolphin/vag video.... and I stand by it. Dolphins, man... the rapists of the sea!
  15. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    She must be on the rag
  16. Profile photo of blastaof
    blastaof Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    "She must be on the rag"

    Sharks are attracted to blood, not dolphins... sigh.
  17. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    Hey, if you can`t be charming, at least be persistent.
  18. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    he even has a boner from it
  19. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    Gross, dolphins peen was even coming out.
  20. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    LOL Softpuppy. he even has a boner from it. I had to go back and check. The dolphin was hard as soon as he made his discovery about humans.
  21. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    She was asking for it.

    Anyway, it`s a three way. You can clearly see the man`s going for it too.
  22. Profile photo of Insomniac89
    Insomniac89 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!
  23. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:53 pm
    dolphins have been known to try to mate with human females.

    i will never swim with the dolphins.
  24. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Dolphins are into beastiality.
  25. Profile photo of YIELD_TO_ME
    YIELD_TO_ME Male 18-29
    218 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    Maybe if she wasn`t parading around in those skimpy whore clothes the damn fish wouldn`t be so pushy with her.
  26. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:18 pm
    Hello? BOTTLENOSE.
  27. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 11:34 pm
    she probably came, animals love it.
  28. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:12 am
    there`s probably footage that falls under rule #34
  29. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:34 am
    dolphin bits
  30. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 2:11 am
    Every day I`m reminded of Wet Goddess, EVERY F*CKING DAY!
  31. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 3:09 am
    lol king of the hill did this
  32. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 5:36 am
    Dolphins are pervs.
  33. Profile photo of Lednar
    Lednar Male 18-29
    109 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 6:54 am
    LOL @ScottSerious
  34. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 7:26 am
    somebody please add a `I Like Big Butts` soundtrack to this.
  35. Profile photo of nikkida
    nikkida Female 13-17
    24 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 11:41 am
    not to be gross but shes prob on her rag and its attracted to the smell of blood..and fish lol
  36. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    aww the poor thing thought thats where she kept the fish
  37. Profile photo of deputy
    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    February 2, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Good thing the dolphin didnot become agressive when the guy tried to keep it away from the girl. Dolphins are lots stronger than ppl, and their teeth are not to be laughed at.
  38. Profile photo of Ninjagirl221
    Ninjagirl221 Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 3, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    Lol, did you know that dolphins are the only other creatures besides humans that have sex for fun?
  39. Profile photo of thefatviking
    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 12:53 am
    Has anyone done a "smells like tuna" joke yet or are you all missing a golden opportunity?
  40. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 5, 2012 at 7:36 am
    Molested by a dolphin, who`d`ve thunk it.

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