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Date: 02/10/12 09:04 AM

18 Responses to Buy Your Sweetie This For Valentine`s Day… [Pic]

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    f0rk0 Female 18-29
    482 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 9:05 am
    Link: Buy Your Sweetie This For Valentine`s Day... - Get laid for sure.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Screw that. Like I told my wife, I promised to be with her till death do us part. I`m getting my own grave.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I told my other half not to even claim my body. It`s just waste material. Let the state dump me in a landfill or something, I don`t care, I`m not there anymore.

    Use the insurance money on a fabulous vacation to help "get over the loss".
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 10:21 am
    Sod that , take any bits you think you can use and stick the rest in a hole somewhere...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 10:35 am
    I told my other half not to even claim my body. It`s just waste material. Let the state dump me in a landfill or something, I don`t care, I`m not there anymore. Use the insurance money on a fabulous vacation to help "get over the loss".

    I have a similar view - all of my family are well aware that my preferences for my corpse are:

    1) Recycle anything useful (I`m on the "donate everything" register).

    2) Research or medical training with anything left after (1).

    3) Burn what`s left after (1) and (2) and tip it down a drain.

    Although I`m not bothered about (3). Use it as fertiliser. Feed it to dogs. Preserve it and use it as a doorstop. No reason for me to care.

    Equally, if it helps them to make a song and dance over it, conduct rituals or whatever, then they can feel free to do so. Seems a waste to me, but I won`t be there to care.
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    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 10:49 am
    my parents ask i simply put them out with the trash on tuesday morning, for city garbage pick-up.

    i personally want to be shot into the sun in a rocket.

    as for my partner.....i`m gonna keep banging her until her body starts to decompose.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6965 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 10:57 am
    I want a Gram Parsons special.
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    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 11:23 am
    @Gerry101 dnt worry your "other half" wasnt goign to spend yoru life insurance on anything else.

    @beardtats LMFAO
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 11:27 am
    You`ll get laid alright, in that $3,000 casket you just bought!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 11:41 am
    SO romantic!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 11:42 am
    We`ve already made pre-arrangements: donate every healthy organ, give the rest to science
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    oooo how thoughtful! does this come life large life insurance policy on payment of "accidental" death?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    She`d be so happy with that!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    February 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    yeah, that certainly gets me hot and wet
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 12:45 am
    Well beats a beating.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 7:27 am
    I just tie a ribbon around my penis and surprise her on the morning of valentines.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    ...complete with a tombstone that says, "Died Tragically Rescuing Her Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    February 12, 2012 at 11:25 am
    A man gave his wife a grave with tombstone for her 65th birthday. When she turned 70, she asked him what big present she`d get this time. He answered, well you haven`t even used the one I gave you at your 65th birthday...

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