Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots [Pic+]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in

Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots!

Hey I-A-B,

Thanks so much for clicking in. Comment of the day? That was an easy one... today"s crown is placed on pmarren"s head.

OK, I know, I know--I know I"m going to get shit for throwing the old spotlight on
pmarren seeing as pretty much everyone hates the guy, but he brought the funny in the forums--all the forums--today.

The post: Eye-patched Journalist Marie Colvin Killed In Syria

pmarren: I bet she was a pirate every Halloween.

Tasteless, cruel, biting, dark, sharp and to the point. Pretty much typical I-A-B fare.

Good job, pmarren--you goddamned bastard.

OK, I"m off to happy hour now... I"ll join in on the B.A.N. in about an hour...

If you"re in Long Beach, CA--I"ll buy first round, Fancy

The reveal of the Comment of the Day and so much more. By much more, I mean squirrel pics and meaningless conversation.
There are 51 comments:
Male 25,417
oooo cats!
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Male 14,331
Here`s your prizes pmarren.......


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Male 3,327
"Rick S.... you must not use Firefox.... "

Do you mean I should not be using Firefox, or I am not using Firefox? I am using Firefox 10.0.2, with very few ad-ons. I have FB Purity and AdBlock Plus installed, and that`s about it.
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Male 17,512
Draculya: The Swiss take their food quite seriously, they would not allow that.
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Male 39,531

mmmm...Fondue
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Male 49
Rick S.... you must not use Firefox....
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Male 15,175
"Yes, I know it`s made in Switzerland not France."

By the Chinese and repackaged in Switzerland.
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Male 3,327
Am I the only one that hates the Top Five popup thing that comes up when you hover over the back button lately? Fancy, please get rid of it. It`s just awful!
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Male 17,512
davymid: Fromage, the correct answer, of course.

Gruyere is likely my favorite, with crackers.
Yes, I know it`s made in Switzerland not France.
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Male 14
and I type pooty
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Male 14
ag fabcy, you try too hard
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Male 2,034
This was posted here almost three years ago. It`s still funny. Nosferatu dancing to Lady Gaga
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Male 4,902
@davymid,
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Male 15,175
"Speaking of squirrels, one almost attacked me outside of a coffee shop for my chocolate croissant. It jumped up on the table, just to go after the last bite of croissant (which was still in my hand). It had absolutely no fear of people!! "

My wife`s like that.
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Male 20,825
Speaking of cheese, I had a Greek cheeseburger for lunch today. You guessed it--they just threw in feta cheese in there. I was robbed for $13.
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Male 3,745
fancylad: i got it /)_- just...just go to happy hour...
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Male 12,138
Actual conversation I overheard earlier tonight between two southern Texas good ol` boys who were cutting off a slice of Brie at the buffet (wish I was making this up):

American # 1: "What kind of goddam cheese is this? Prolly some French sh*t"

American # 2: "Yup. Say, y`all ever been to France? What`s the French for cheese?"

American # 1: "Wait, I know this... Fondue!"
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Male 2,034
@fancylad: You mean the donkey from Shrek? He`s done other stuff?
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Male 514
@Fancylad, Raw?
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Male 20,825
No one gets my Eddie Murphy reference?
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Male 25,417
lolz.... sazziable
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Male 20,825
Half, Eddie!
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Female 54
Speaking of squirrels, one almost attacked me outside of a coffee shop for my chocolate croissant. It jumped up on the table, just to go after the last bite of croissant (which was still in my hand). It had absolutely no fear of people!!
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Male 20,825
El m, I`m at the Gaslamp. Half off everything!
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Male 6,227
Freda isn`t sure you can keep up with her squirrel metabolism. But, if you`re ever in Philly...
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Female 2,525
I want to meet your purple squirrel cousin so we can go clubbing.
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Male 514
Good one Gerry. LOL
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Male 39,531

So you`re saying pmarren is a "chode" because he`s a taint?
Taint pretty and he taint smart?

hahahahahhaha
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Male 6,227
@zombunny: That was my cousin, Freda, the Rave Squrl. She was inspired by some Maryland chick with aqua hair. :)
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Male 1,674
I nominate sdghjytk for comment of the day. I think her comment is a much better representation of I-Am-Bored fare.
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Male 514
@Gerry, either a penis with more girth than length or something related to the taint. Depends on who you talk to.

@Squrlz4sale, that was so cute I just want to pick it up and slam it against a wall o:-)
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Female 2,525
Has anyone seen this purple squirrel?
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Female 4,447
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Male 1,625
Where in LB, fancy? I`ll be down there tonight.
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Male 2,229
You either have love him or hate him. pmarren is just an a whole awesome.

And entertaining too...
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Female 4,447
IT`S SO FLUFFY!!
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Male 6,227
@Ani: Awwwww. ~Squrlz makes tail just a wee bit fluffier~

Awww of the night?
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Female 4,447
I must admit, I have an affinity for squirrels.
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Male 2,034
No .gifs posted yet? I`m honestly surprised.
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Female 2,525
It`s coming to eat you, Squrlz.
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Male 6,227
~Squrlz pours himself another bourbon~
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Male 6,227
... sometimes, like right now, I hear a cat meowing in my backyard and I`m not 100% sure I`m not imagining it...
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Male 6,227
Oblivia, where are you?
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Female 9,557
What`s with all the spammers lately?
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Male 39,531

What`s a "chode" ?

Cannibalistic Human Organ Doner Elitest ?
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Male 953
That`s my boy ... always entertaining.



Oh yeah....lets not forget Cats = SUCK

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Male 700
FKN Spammers!
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Male 5,141
Ok i propose OpsAss13 for the next comment of the day.
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Male 514
pmarren is a chode
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Female 2,525
I thought my response to that was better.
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Female 1,780
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