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Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots [Pic+]

Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots!

Hey I-A-B,


Thanks so much for clicking in. Comment of the day? That was an easy one… today”s crown is placed on pmarren“s head.

OK, I know, I know–I know I”m going to get shit for throwing the old spotlight on
pmarren seeing as pretty much everyone hates the guy, but he brought the funny in the forums–all the forums–today.


The post: Eye-patched Journalist Marie Colvin Killed In Syria

pmarren: I bet she was a pirate every Halloween.



Tasteless, cruel, biting, dark, sharp and to the point. Pretty much typical I-A-B fare.


Good job, pmarren–you goddamned bastard.


OK, I”m off to happy hour now… I”ll join in on the B.A.N. in about an hour…


If you”re in Long Beach, CA–I”ll buy first round, Fancy

The reveal of the Comment of the Day and so much more. By much more, I mean squirrel pics and meaningless conversation.

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Date: 02/22/12 04:50 PM

51 Responses to Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    Link: Bored At Night: Shots, Shots, Shots - The reveal of the Comment of the Day and so much more. By much more, I mean squirrel pics and meaningless conversation.
  2. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    I thought my response to that was better.
  3. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    pmarren is a chode
  4. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Ok i propose OpsAss13 for the next comment of the day.
  5. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    FKN Spammers!
  6. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    That`s my boy ... always entertaining.



    Oh yeah....lets not forget Cats = SUCK

  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36847 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    What`s a "chode" ?

    Cannibalistic Human Organ Doner Elitest ?
  8. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    What`s with all the spammers lately?
  9. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    Oblivia, where are you?
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    ... sometimes, like right now, I hear a cat meowing in my backyard and I`m not 100% sure I`m not imagining it...
  11. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    ~Squrlz pours himself another bourbon~
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    It`s coming to eat you, Squrlz.
  13. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    No .gifs posted yet? I`m honestly surprised.
  14. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    I must admit, I have an affinity for squirrels.
  15. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    @Ani: Awwwww. ~Squrlz makes tail just a wee bit fluffier~

    Awww of the night?
  16. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    IT`S SO FLUFFY!!
  17. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    You either have love him or hate him. pmarren is just an a whole awesome.

    And entertaining too...
  18. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    Where in LB, fancy? I`ll be down there tonight.
  19. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:20 pm
    Bob Ross feeds a squirrel.
  20. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    Has anyone seen this purple squirrel?
  21. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    @Gerry, either a penis with more girth than length or something related to the taint. Depends on who you talk to.

    @Squrlz4sale, that was so cute I just want to pick it up and slam it against a wall o:-)
  22. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    I nominate sdghjytk for comment of the day. I think her comment is a much better representation of I-Am-Bored fare.
  23. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    @zombunny: That was my cousin, Freda, the Rave Squrl. She was inspired by some Maryland chick with aqua hair. :)
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36847 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    So you`re saying pmarren is a "chode" because he`s a taint?
    Taint pretty and he taint smart?

    hahahahahhaha
  25. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    Good one Gerry. LOL
  26. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    I want to meet your purple squirrel cousin so we can go clubbing.
  27. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    Freda isn`t sure you can keep up with her squirrel metabolism. But, if you`re ever in Philly...
  28. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    El m, I`m at the Gaslamp. Half off everything!
  29. Profile photo of sazziable
    sazziable Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Speaking of squirrels, one almost attacked me outside of a coffee shop for my chocolate croissant. It jumped up on the table, just to go after the last bite of croissant (which was still in my hand). It had absolutely no fear of people!!
  30. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Half, Eddie!
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:26 pm
    lolz.... sazziable
  32. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    No one gets my Eddie Murphy reference?
  33. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    @Fancylad, Raw?
  34. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    @fancylad: You mean the donkey from Shrek? He`s done other stuff?
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    Actual conversation I overheard earlier tonight between two southern Texas good ol` boys who were cutting off a slice of Brie at the buffet (wish I was making this up):

    American # 1: "What kind of goddam cheese is this? Prolly some French sh*t"

    American # 2: "Yup. Say, y`all ever been to France? What`s the French for cheese?"

    American # 1: "Wait, I know this... Fondue!"
  36. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    fancylad: i got it /)_- just...just go to happy hour...
  37. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    Speaking of cheese, I had a Greek cheeseburger for lunch today. You guessed it--they just threw in feta cheese in there. I was robbed for $13.
  38. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    "Speaking of squirrels, one almost attacked me outside of a coffee shop for my chocolate croissant. It jumped up on the table, just to go after the last bite of croissant (which was still in my hand). It had absolutely no fear of people!! "

    My wife`s like that.
  39. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 11:44 pm
    @davymid,
  40. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 11:44 pm
    This was posted here almost three years ago. It`s still funny. Nosferatu dancing to Lady Gaga
  41. Profile photo of McSketchy
    McSketchy Male 30-39
    14 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 12:40 am
    ag fabcy, you try too hard
  42. Profile photo of McSketchy
    McSketchy Male 30-39
    14 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 12:40 am
    and I type pooty
  43. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 2:32 am
    davymid: Fromage, the correct answer, of course.

    Gruyere is likely my favorite, with crackers.
    Yes, I know it`s made in Switzerland not France.
  44. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 4:34 am
    Am I the only one that hates the Top Five popup thing that comes up when you hover over the back button lately? Fancy, please get rid of it. It`s just awful!
  45. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 4:40 am
    "Yes, I know it`s made in Switzerland not France."

    By the Chinese and repackaged in Switzerland.
  46. Profile photo of StompinRound
    StompinRound Male 30-39
    49 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 4:50 am
    Rick S.... you must not use Firefox....
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36847 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 5:24 am

    mmmm...Fondue
  48. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 5:50 am
    Draculya: The Swiss take their food quite seriously, they would not allow that.
  49. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 6:10 am
    "Rick S.... you must not use Firefox.... "

    Do you mean I should not be using Firefox, or I am not using Firefox? I am using Firefox 10.0.2, with very few ad-ons. I have FB Purity and AdBlock Plus installed, and that`s about it.
  50. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 8:07 am
    Here`s your prizes pmarren.......


  51. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 23, 2012 at 11:45 am
    oooo cats!

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