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Bored At Night: I`m A Bored Transsexual [Pic+]

Bored At Night: I”m A Bored Transsexual


Hey I-A-B,

Monday, right? Whatta bitch. So how was the weekend? Anything interesting? I went to the weekly Long Beach midnight screening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the very first time this past Saturday. (Shhh, don”y say anything, but I didn”t admit it when they asked for the virgins before the show.) Good times. Lots of drinks, lingerie and attention whores–my perfect evening. Definitely going back soon.

Enough of the small talk–on to the Comment of the Day… It”s a carry-over from Kitteh9Lives” late-Sunday post and it was another ballsy one.


Post: Banker Is A Terrible Tipper [Pic+]
Skullgrin: “That banker is probably part of the 99% btw. Also, I don”t even give tips. It”s not my job to pay your salary. That”s your employer”s duty.”


And you can read every one of the comments you”d expect that followed after that one. I”m pretty sure the only friend Skullgrinhas at the moment is Mr. Pink.


OK, that”s all for now. There”s a tequila bottle at home with my name on it.


XOXO, Fancy

It”s that time of day, I-A-B: your nightly open forum, also know as B.A.N. Let it all out. Also, Comment of the Day!

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    Link: Bored At Night: I`m A Bored Transsexual - It`s that time of day, I-A-B: your nightly open forum, also know as B.A.N. Let it all out. Also, Comment of the Day!
  2. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    I`ve always wanted to go to a Rocky show. The only reason I`ve avoided it is because I don`t want to tell them I`m a virgin, but if they just take your word for it, I`m in.
  3. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    fancy... are you trying to troll your own site?
  4. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    ~Squrl peeps out of his oak tree hollow and makes a squirrel warning call for an undisclosed reason~

    *kwerrrrr bark bark bark kwerrrrrr!*
  5. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    used to go see RHPS all the time when i lived in chicago, lots of fun.

    re comment of the day: the world`s made up of asses. what can ya do?
  6. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    Do spammers get paid to spam or just personal satisfaction?
  7. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    Re Fancy`s comment about the CotD, I wasn`t aware IAB was a personality contest. We say it like it is, like we feel. There aren`t many places that people speak their true minds that manage to be (mostly) civil and fun at the same time.
  8. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    Look what I found!
  9. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    ATTACK!

    ~Squrl leaps from a branch onto Sdghjtyjyt, and in a blur of teeth and claws, SHREDS her list of cheap, designer rip-offs~

    Ha!
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    @Zombunny: Ooo. I like. Iz your schoolbus?
  11. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    I wish it was mine. It`s a bus that`s parked outside the American Visionary Art Museum here in Baltimore. It`s got mirrors and animals glued all over it.
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    Here`s the whole thing
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    @comment of the day, The reason wait staff gets paid crap is so you can get your meals at a reasonable rate. Tipping helps balance the scale of the wait staffs sh*tty wages.
  14. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    @Zombunny: I love it. And the squirrel is definitely the best part (he has a halo, too!).
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    right e o.. didnt expect to see this here
  16. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    Ahahaha awesome.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36664 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    @ Squrl - I`m sure you`ve never heard this before, but
    That`s just too big.
  18. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    I love dubstep, there you go, i said it. Haters gonna hate.
  19. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    @Zombunny: Why thank you. (I have no idea who the dude is in the back.)

    @Gerry: LOL. Yet another size complaint! ~rolls eyes~ In truth, I had no idea how big it was going to be (said Adam to Eve, recalling their first date). I just hope I Fancy doesn`t ban me!
  20. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    @snuffy, I secretly listen to dubstep at work.
  21. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    I did a self-delete. That animated bus was too big, even for me.

  22. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    I am reasonably sure that somewhere out in California, there`s a guy holding his head in his hands, muttering "Squirrels. Squirrels. Every friggin` night. WHAT did I do to deserve this?!"
  23. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    @zombunny....is that why you share hairstyles with skrillex?
  24. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    Nah, I drunkenly mauled my hair with my boyfriend`s razor before I knew who Skrillex was.
  25. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    Fact: if you Google image search "Skrillex" you get a bunch of pictures of girls with his haircut. Ha.
  26. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    ... must refrain... from making joke... about Gerry in the back of the bus... mmmmmmfffff!
  27. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    Zom, yeah, it`s pretty easy to fake it--in Long Beach anyway.
  28. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    BlankTom, how so?
  29. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    zombunny: regarding the spammers... If they include a link and they`re trying to get you to buy cheap knock-off shoes from Japan, they`re in it for the slow payoff. The mods and I try to shut they down as soon as we see their posts.
  30. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    I got a ticket Sunday night/Monday morning outside the community center where my church`s homeless shelter is. I was doing an overnight. Nothing like doing good things and getting charged for it!
  31. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    cobra and everyone else: For the record, I thought the COTD was so ridiculous, it had to be pointed out. No tipping? I hope you like a lifetime of spit and feces in your food for the rest of of your restaurant-going life.
  32. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    bigfatdynamo: No good deed goes unpunished. I`m still learning that one.
  33. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    haha @ zombunny i checked, it`s true LOL
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36664 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Squrl, A short bus with you?
    That`s not how I roll.


  35. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    Ah. Rocky Horror Picture Show. My boyfriend and I go every year in October and dress up. It`s so f*cking fun.

    Also. I was very surprised to see so many squirrels in this forum...
  36. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:37 pm
    You have to see this video of this cute little French girl telling a story involving Winnie the Pooh, some bats, "le crock-ah-deel," and "le zeepo-po-TAHM." So cute! =^.^=

    Prepare for cuteness overdose.
  37. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    haha fancylad just gets wasted and posts random poo. He`s awesome.
  38. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale French girls are so much sweeter before they grow (and refuse to shave) body hair.
  39. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    Hey, I just discovered Gandhi is a mormon.

    linkLink
  40. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 8:53 pm
    It`s astounding...
  41. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    Draculya: if you got baptized by mormons and didn`t accept it would you be mormon?
  42. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    fancy, how so indeed ;)
  43. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    @defendors87 Mormon records show he was asked and didn`t object (because he was dead).
  44. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    that wasn`t the question...... and mormon records don`t show he accepted it either.
  45. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    If i may quote your source: "Just because a name of an individual is submitted for a proxy baptism doesn`t mean that the ritual takes place. "Such baptisms can only be performed in special fonts in Mormon Temples," the BBC has reported. "Women act as proxies for women and men for men. There are witnesses present and a proper record is kept, although the ceremony does not make the person for whom the baptism is performed a Mormon."
  46. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    I don`t get the Squirrels "theme" when I check out these B.A.N? When did Squrlz4Sale get so popular? I`m sooo behind!
  47. Profile photo of TheGrinch
    TheGrinch Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    I just watched the 2011 movie Take Shelter. It was really good. Anyone else seen it?
  48. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 10:57 pm
    This girl I know from back home was drunk and sitting up on a railing and fell two stories off a parkade. Had to had emergency brain surgery and managed not to be paralyzed/dead somehow but the doctors shaved half her head. Now she looks like skrillex and everyone thinks she did the haircut on purpose haha
  49. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    Did you all know Billy Joel didn`t start the fire.
    And that The Ink Spots don`t want to set the world on fire.
    So that means Fun., being young, set the world on fire.
  50. Profile photo of mr_sandman
    mr_sandman Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 12:52 am
    Nice RHPS material. Also Gerry,wanna have my butt babies?
  51. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1300 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 1:33 am
    Frank N Furter isn`t a transsexual, he`s a sweet transvestite FROM Transsexual, Transylvania :)
  52. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 1:38 am
    HELLO.
  53. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 2:09 am
    mr sandman:

  54. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 2:30 am
    @Brownsugar3: I wouldn`t say I`m "popular" so much as "tolerated." I have a squirrel obsession that others, out of some kind impulse, indulge me in.

    @Draculya: I`ve had girlfriends from several countries (Finland, Iran, Japan, China, Thailand, Germany), but never France. (Well, there was that young lady from Moulin Rouge, but I`m not sure she counts.) Now I`m really curious.

    Any French women out there? Is Draculya correct? Or is the hairy-French-females thing a myth?
  55. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 2:42 am
    My favorite part of that little French girl`s story (it makes me laugh every time):

    "They saw bats. They saw crocodiles, hippos, giraffes! They had taken a very long trip. And they did not even take the train." (Astonishing!)

    LOL
  56. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 3:43 am
    "I don`t get the Squirrels "theme" when I check out these B.A.N? When did Squrlz4Sale get so popular? I`m sooo behind!"

    Squrlz is cute and fluffeh.
  57. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 4:13 am
    @Squrlz

    Are you a furry?
  58. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 5:17 am
    It`s 1216 am here in sydney.......just thought you would like to know that...
  59. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 5:17 am
    Also......Just the tip, Just for a second, Just to see how it feels.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2012 at 5:42 am

  61. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 5:51 am
    IT`S KIPSCHLAPPIN MIDDICK
  62. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 6:04 am
    @Squrlz4Sale I went to the Moulin Rouge a few months ago and I am sooooooooo jealous of you.
  63. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 7:22 am
    @squriz I`m not French but I have spent quite a bit of time among them. I live in a metropolitan area and the ladies here are groomed within an inch of their lives. Seriously. That hairy pits thing is a myth that was brought over by American GIs after the 2nd world war. One big difference here is that the women don`t often shave- they go one step further and rip out most of their hair with an epilator.
    Something I find interesting is that there is a big influence on natural beauty, so apart from plucking to banish the dreaded European unibrow, they don`t do too much work on the eyebrows
    As a straight woman, I haven`t been intimate with the nether regions, so I can`t tell you what`s going on down there. From what I understand, most women aren`t into shaving their pubic hair. Hope that helped.
  64. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 7:37 am
    Mc govern... i miss your crazy face thing...Now how are people supposed to recognise you?
  65. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 7:40 am
    @snuffy2009
    This one????
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 8:09 am
    Ha- when I was a child `The Rocky Horror show` was a stage musical advertised on a huge hoarding towards High St Ken- used to go passed on the no9 bus. It looked SO exciting and wonderful- never wanted to see any later productions as they would not have the right cast- has to be Tim Curry and Richard O`Brian....
  67. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 28, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    @zombunny: Awwwww. Sank chew! =^.^=

    @Buiadh: More "furry-friendly" than furry. I have a couple RL furry friends and have spent countless hours online with the furry crowd on IMVU. But I haven`t gone to any official RL furry events (yet).

    @Draculya: I don`t know if I`d do it again, but I`d never surrender the memories.

    @Coffeekoneko: Thank you so much! Wonderful insights. I suspected French girls would be down with the grooming. After all, we`re talking about the nation that invented the French manicure, no?

    ... OK, on to the new BAN...

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