Bored At Night: I`m A Bored Transsexual [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in
Bored At Night: I"m A Bored Transsexual

Hey I-A-B,

Monday, right? Whatta bitch. So how was the weekend? Anything interesting? I went to the weekly Long Beach midnight screening of the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the very first time this past Saturday. (Shhh, don"y say anything, but I didn"t admit it when they asked for the virgins before the show.) Good times. Lots of drinks, lingerie and attention whores--my perfect evening. Definitely going back soon.

Enough of the small talk--on to the Comment of the Day... It"s a carry-over from Kitteh9Lives" late-Sunday post and it was another ballsy one.

Post: Banker Is A Terrible Tipper [Pic+]
Skullgrin: "That banker is probably part of the 99% btw. Also, I don"t even give tips. It"s not my job to pay your salary. That"s your employer"s duty."

And you can read every one of the comments you"d expect that followed after that one. I"m pretty sure the only friend Skullgrinhas at the moment is Mr. Pink.

OK, that"s all for now. There"s a tequila bottle at home with my name on it.

XOXO, Fancy

It"s that time of day, I-A-B: your nightly open forum, also know as B.A.N. Let it all out. Also, Comment of the Day!
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Male 6,227
@zombunny: Awwwww. Sank chew! =^.^=

@Buiadh: More "furry-friendly" than furry. I have a couple RL furry friends and have spent countless hours online with the furry crowd on IMVU. But I haven`t gone to any official RL furry events (yet).

@Draculya: I don`t know if I`d do it again, but I`d never surrender the memories.

@Coffeekoneko: Thank you so much! Wonderful insights. I suspected French girls would be down with the grooming. After all, we`re talking about the nation that invented the French manicure, no?

... OK, on to the new BAN...
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Female 7,866
Ha- when I was a child `The Rocky Horror show` was a stage musical advertised on a huge hoarding towards High St Ken- used to go passed on the no9 bus. It looked SO exciting and wonderful- never wanted to see any later productions as they would not have the right cast- has to be Tim Curry and Richard O`Brian....
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Male 14,332
@snuffy2009
This one????
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Male 241
Mc govern... i miss your crazy face thing...Now how are people supposed to recognise you?
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Female 1,008
@squriz I`m not French but I have spent quite a bit of time among them. I live in a metropolitan area and the ladies here are groomed within an inch of their lives. Seriously. That hairy pits thing is a myth that was brought over by American GIs after the 2nd world war. One big difference here is that the women don`t often shave- they go one step further and rip out most of their hair with an epilator.
Something I find interesting is that there is a big influence on natural beauty, so apart from plucking to banish the dreaded European unibrow, they don`t do too much work on the eyebrows
As a straight woman, I haven`t been intimate with the nether regions, so I can`t tell you what`s going on down there. From what I understand, most women aren`t into shaving their pubic hair. Hope that helped.
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Male 14,827
@Squrlz4Sale I went to the Moulin Rouge a few months ago and I am sooooooooo jealous of you.
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Male 10,855
IT`S KIPSCHLAPPIN MIDDICK
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Male 14,332

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Male 241
Also......Just the tip, Just for a second, Just to see how it feels.
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Male 241
It`s 1216 am here in sydney.......just thought you would like to know that...
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Male 6,737
@Squrlz

Are you a furry?
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Female 2,525
"I don`t get the Squirrels "theme" when I check out these B.A.N? When did Squrlz4Sale get so popular? I`m sooo behind!"

Squrlz is cute and fluffeh.
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Male 6,227
My favorite part of that little French girl`s story (it makes me laugh every time):

"They saw bats. They saw crocodiles, hippos, giraffes! They had taken a very long trip. And they did not even take the train." (Astonishing!)

LOL
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Male 6,227
@Brownsugar3: I wouldn`t say I`m "popular" so much as "tolerated." I have a squirrel obsession that others, out of some kind impulse, indulge me in.

@Draculya: I`ve had girlfriends from several countries (Finland, Iran, Japan, China, Thailand, Germany), but never France. (Well, there was that young lady from Moulin Rouge, but I`m not sure she counts.) Now I`m really curious.

Any French women out there? Is Draculya correct? Or is the hairy-French-females thing a myth?
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Male 17,512
mr sandman:

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Female 142
HELLO.
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Male 1,429
Frank N Furter isn`t a transsexual, he`s a sweet transvestite FROM Transsexual, Transylvania :)
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Male 3
Nice RHPS material. Also Gerry,wanna have my butt babies?
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Female 3,696
This girl I know from back home was drunk and sitting up on a railing and fell two stories off a parkade. Had to had emergency brain surgery and managed not to be paralyzed/dead somehow but the doctors shaved half her head. Now she looks like skrillex and everyone thinks she did the haircut on purpose haha
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Male 49
I just watched the 2011 movie Take Shelter. It was really good. Anyone else seen it?
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Male 306
I don`t get the Squirrels "theme" when I check out these B.A.N? When did Squrlz4Sale get so popular? I`m sooo behind!
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Male 570
If i may quote your source: "Just because a name of an individual is submitted for a proxy baptism doesn`t mean that the ritual takes place. "Such baptisms can only be performed in special fonts in Mormon Temples," the BBC has reported. "Women act as proxies for women and men for men. There are witnesses present and a proper record is kept, although the ceremony does not make the person for whom the baptism is performed a Mormon."
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Male 570
that wasn`t the question...... and mormon records don`t show he accepted it either.
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Male 14,827
@defendors87 Mormon records show he was asked and didn`t object (because he was dead).
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Male 1,674
fancy, how so indeed ;)
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Male 570
Draculya: if you got baptized by mormons and didn`t accept it would you be mormon?
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Male 434
It`s astounding...
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Male 14,827
Hey, I just discovered Gandhi is a mormon.

linkLink
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Male 14,827
@Squrlz4Sale French girls are so much sweeter before they grow (and refuse to shave) body hair.
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Male 180
haha fancylad just gets wasted and posts random poo. He`s awesome.
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Male 6,227
You have to see this video of this cute little French girl telling a story involving Winnie the Pooh, some bats, "le crock-ah-deel," and "le zeepo-po-TAHM." So cute! =^.^=

Prepare for cuteness overdose.
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Female 1,682
Ah. Rocky Horror Picture Show. My boyfriend and I go every year in October and dress up. It`s so f*cking fun.

Also. I was very surprised to see so many squirrels in this forum...
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Male 38,458

Squrl, A short bus with you?
That`s not how I roll.


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Male 241
haha @ zombunny i checked, it`s true LOL
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Male 20,131
bigfatdynamo: No good deed goes unpunished. I`m still learning that one.
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Male 20,131
cobra and everyone else: For the record, I thought the COTD was so ridiculous, it had to be pointed out. No tipping? I hope you like a lifetime of spit and feces in your food for the rest of of your restaurant-going life.
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Male 259
I got a ticket Sunday night/Monday morning outside the community center where my church`s homeless shelter is. I was doing an overnight. Nothing like doing good things and getting charged for it!
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Male 20,131
zombunny: regarding the spammers... If they include a link and they`re trying to get you to buy cheap knock-off shoes from Japan, they`re in it for the slow payoff. The mods and I try to shut they down as soon as we see their posts.
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Male 20,131
BlankTom, how so?
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Male 20,131
Zom, yeah, it`s pretty easy to fake it--in Long Beach anyway.
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Male 6,227
... must refrain... from making joke... about Gerry in the back of the bus... mmmmmmfffff!
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Female 2,525
Fact: if you Google image search "Skrillex" you get a bunch of pictures of girls with his haircut. Ha.
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Female 2,525
Nah, I drunkenly mauled my hair with my boyfriend`s razor before I knew who Skrillex was.
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Male 241
@zombunny....is that why you share hairstyles with skrillex?
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Male 6,227
I am reasonably sure that somewhere out in California, there`s a guy holding his head in his hands, muttering "Squirrels. Squirrels. Every friggin` night. WHAT did I do to deserve this?!"
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Male 6,227
I did a self-delete. That animated bus was too big, even for me.

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Female 2,525
@snuffy, I secretly listen to dubstep at work.
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Male 6,227
@Zombunny: Why thank you. (I have no idea who the dude is in the back.)

@Gerry: LOL. Yet another size complaint! ~rolls eyes~ In truth, I had no idea how big it was going to be (said Adam to Eve, recalling their first date). I just hope I Fancy doesn`t ban me!
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Male 241
I love dubstep, there you go, i said it. Haters gonna hate.
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Male 38,458

@ Squrl - I`m sure you`ve never heard this before, but
That`s just too big.
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Female 2,525
Ahahaha awesome.
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Male 25,416
right e o.. didnt expect to see this here
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Male 6,227
@Zombunny: I love it. And the squirrel is definitely the best part (he has a halo, too!).
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Male 7,611
@comment of the day, The reason wait staff gets paid crap is so you can get your meals at a reasonable rate. Tipping helps balance the scale of the wait staffs sh*tty wages.
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Female 2,525
Here`s the whole thing
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Female 2,525
I wish it was mine. It`s a bus that`s parked outside the American Visionary Art Museum here in Baltimore. It`s got mirrors and animals glued all over it.
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Male 6,227
@Zombunny: Ooo. I like. Iz your schoolbus?
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Male 6,227
ATTACK!

~Squrl leaps from a branch onto Sdghjtyjyt, and in a blur of teeth and claws, SHREDS her list of cheap, designer rip-offs~

Ha!
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Female 2,525
Look what I found!
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Male 14,827
Re Fancy`s comment about the CotD, I wasn`t aware IAB was a personality contest. We say it like it is, like we feel. There aren`t many places that people speak their true minds that manage to be (mostly) civil and fun at the same time.
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Female 2,525
Do spammers get paid to spam or just personal satisfaction?
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Female 4,086
used to go see RHPS all the time when i lived in chicago, lots of fun.

re comment of the day: the world`s made up of asses. what can ya do?
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Male 6,227
~Squrl peeps out of his oak tree hollow and makes a squirrel warning call for an undisclosed reason~

*kwerrrrr bark bark bark kwerrrrrr!*
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Male 1,674
fancy... are you trying to troll your own site?
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Female 2,525
I`ve always wanted to go to a Rocky show. The only reason I`ve avoided it is because I don`t want to tell them I`m a virgin, but if they just take your word for it, I`m in.
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Male 20,131
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