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Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras [Pic+]


Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras


Hey I-A-B,


B.A.N.”s back. Yippee. Anyhoo, just wanted to post here a new thing I”m going to try out: Comment of the Day. Today”s COTD goes to G0T0Guy on today”s Kate Upton Challenge post…


“I”m out. –Kramer”


Short, simple, sweet. And who doesn”t a love a good Kramer/Michael Richards reference (if you can work in his November 17, 2006 Laugh Factory fiasco into a comment, even better). I”m pressed for time otherwise this would be longer–I have a drink being mixed in the kitchen as I write this.


I promise more interesting prose tomorrow.


Until then, I remain the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla… Fancy

Don”t call it a comeback. B.A.N. is back after a short break, plus Comment of the Day! You know what to do.

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Date: 02/21/12 07:24 PM

39 Responses to Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    Link: Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras - Don`t call it a comeback. B.A.N. is back after a short break, plus Comment of the Day! You know what to do.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Let`s get this party rolling!
    Somebody post the eye bleach.
    I`ll give you the stain...


  3. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    I am hypnotized by that How It`s Made gif.
  4. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    I just vomited into my highball.
  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    I just spent 5 minutes watching pencils being sharpened. AND I DON`T REGRET IT! I feel like I know that machinery inside out.
  6. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    i dont know gerry this may be the eye bleach. you have not lived until you try fourth hole im talking about obese bellybutton
  7. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    I remember how to play with fat girls from back in the dairy farming days. "Ready? Pick yer crack!"
  8. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    I just thought of something... If you were to take an average cross section of all the pencils coming off that line, I bet you`d find that the point is slightly concave, to reflect the gentle curvature of the sharpening drum.
  9. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    Here`s what I don`t get about those pencils. Who buys them pre-sharpened? I`d love to see how large that machine is... What warrants a need for a huge precision machine to sharpen hundreds (thousands?) of pencils at a time?

    A golf course? Maybe?
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I`m down in Houston right now and just had a burrito - turns out Texas burritos are about the size and shape of a rugby ball. But a f*ckton tastier. OM NOM NOM NOM...
  11. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    @Gerry, I have a feeling that cake was just a mid-night snack
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    Also, I`m off to a luncheon tomorrow where none other than George W. Bush is the speaker. Apparently that`s how he makes his living now, by speaking. Way to play to your strengths there, Georgey boy...
  13. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm
    @Fancylad, my kids school requires pre-sharpened pencils due to the district not being able to afford in class sharpeners.
  14. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    HAPPY MARDI GRAS! WOOOOO!

  15. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    OpsAss13, that`s scary! What state are you in? I`m in Long Beach, California and the headline in the local newspaper is that the district greenlit 300 more teacher pinkslips. And they just dumped about 500 last year. I don`t get it.
  16. Profile photo of dblond369
    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    California ranks #1 in prison spending among the 50 states, yet ranks #47 for health care per person and #48 for spending per pupil. SO SAD.
  17. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    Colorado. The town I am in just closed 4 elementary schools and some schools only go 4 days a week.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    @ davymid - is there a country left in Europe that doesn`t have an arrest warrent for Bush for war crimes?
  19. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    So I almost died today. How did everyone else`s Mardi Gras go?
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    Hey Gerry, I dunno. Pretty sure my home country of the UK doesn`t, what with us being bum-chums and all that...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    @ Squrlz - Really? Posting PORN!?
    One day, you will cum to a bad end.


  22. Profile photo of pianok
    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    Can anyone take the time to riddle me this? What is that image in the bottom of this picture?
  23. Profile photo of pianok
    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm
    Or perhaps I might say, images.
  24. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:31 pm
    How appropriate that the COTD is "I`m out!"... That episode is on right now!
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    February 21, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Whitney Houstons ghost?
  26. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 12:09 am
    Loving the pencil gif!
  27. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 12:09 am
    @davy, Welcome to Texas, Pilgrim.

  28. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 12:12 am
    @Davymid, Look up Texas burrito on Urban dictionary, lol
  29. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 1:57 am
    Oh Cyber, that`s an urban legend surely.
  30. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:35 am
    @Drac, i would hope so
  31. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:48 am
    I think the majority of these fecal-oriented sex act definitions must be written by 13 year old virgins. I`ve had some pretty adventurous girlfriends and none of us would go for this. Mind you, I don`t put anything past some people.
  32. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:51 am
    @Sqrl, I`ve seen the look on that lady squirrel`s face on women before. It kind of says "give it to me bad boy".

    It seems they aren`t so different to people.
  33. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 3:42 am
    @Drac, Agreed,
  34. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 4:48 am
    That is cool how those pencils are sharpened.
  35. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:04 am
    @Gerry: That poor squirrel! He forgot Rule #1 when frolicking on the power lines: touch only one line at a time.

    @Draculya: Well, I took the picture. (I produce squirrel porn on the side.) Her exact words (translated from the Squrl, of course) were: "Hit it! Rightthere-rightthere-rightthere! Ooooh, you BAD squrl!"
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:16 am
    Sweet gif... learning is fun
  37. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 8:40 am
    That`s not a squirrel, that`s Verne Troyer:

  38. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    743 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    Was I supposed to understand that? This is like a little girly club? For girls?
  39. Profile photo of talon0325
    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    Now, who is the sharpest pencil in the box?

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