Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in

Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras

Hey I-A-B,

B.A.N."s back. Yippee. Anyhoo, just wanted to post here a new thing I"m going to try out: Comment of the Day. Today"s COTD goes to G0T0Guy on today"s Kate Upton Challenge post...

"I"m out. --Kramer"

Short, simple, sweet. And who doesn"t a love a good Kramer/Michael Richards reference (if you can work in his November 17, 2006 Laugh Factory fiasco into a comment, even better). I"m pressed for time otherwise this would be longer--I have a drink being mixed in the kitchen as I write this.

I promise more interesting prose tomorrow.

Until then, I remain the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla... Fancy

Don"t call it a comeback. B.A.N. is back after a short break, plus Comment of the Day! You know what to do.
There are 39 comments:
Male 382
Now, who is the sharpest pencil in the box?
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Male 755
Was I supposed to understand that? This is like a little girly club? For girls?
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Male 14,834
That`s not a squirrel, that`s Verne Troyer:

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Male 25,416
Sweet gif... learning is fun
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Male 6,227
@Gerry: That poor squirrel! He forgot Rule #1 when frolicking on the power lines: touch only one line at a time.

@Draculya: Well, I took the picture. (I produce squirrel porn on the side.) Her exact words (translated from the Squrl, of course) were: "Hit it! Rightthere-rightthere-rightthere! Ooooh, you BAD squrl!"
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Male 1,461
That is cool how those pencils are sharpened.
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Male 4,902
@Drac, Agreed,
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Male 14,834
@Sqrl, I`ve seen the look on that lady squirrel`s face on women before. It kind of says "give it to me bad boy".

It seems they aren`t so different to people.
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Male 14,834
I think the majority of these fecal-oriented sex act definitions must be written by 13 year old virgins. I`ve had some pretty adventurous girlfriends and none of us would go for this. Mind you, I don`t put anything past some people.
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Male 4,902
@Drac, i would hope so
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Male 14,834
Oh Cyber, that`s an urban legend surely.
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Male 4,902
@Davymid, Look up Texas burrito on Urban dictionary, lol
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Male 4,902
@davy, Welcome to Texas, Pilgrim.

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Male 6,737
Loving the pencil gif!
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Male 38,483

Whitney Houstons ghost?
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Male 223
How appropriate that the COTD is "I`m out!"... That episode is on right now!
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Male 320
Or perhaps I might say, images.
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Male 320
Can anyone take the time to riddle me this? What is that image in the bottom of this picture?
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Male 38,483

@ Squrlz - Really? Posting PORN!?
One day, you will cum to a bad end.


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Male 12,138
Hey Gerry, I dunno. Pretty sure my home country of the UK doesn`t, what with us being bum-chums and all that...
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Male 2,422
So I almost died today. How did everyone else`s Mardi Gras go?
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Male 38,483

@ davymid - is there a country left in Europe that doesn`t have an arrest warrent for Bush for war crimes?
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Male 514
Colorado. The town I am in just closed 4 elementary schools and some schools only go 4 days a week.
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Female 178
California ranks #1 in prison spending among the 50 states, yet ranks #47 for health care per person and #48 for spending per pupil. SO SAD.
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Male 20,182
OpsAss13, that`s scary! What state are you in? I`m in Long Beach, California and the headline in the local newspaper is that the district greenlit 300 more teacher pinkslips. And they just dumped about 500 last year. I don`t get it.
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Male 6,227
HAPPY MARDI GRAS! WOOOOO!

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Male 514
@Fancylad, my kids school requires pre-sharpened pencils due to the district not being able to afford in class sharpeners.
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Male 12,138
Also, I`m off to a luncheon tomorrow where none other than George W. Bush is the speaker. Apparently that`s how he makes his living now, by speaking. Way to play to your strengths there, Georgey boy...
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Male 514
@Gerry, I have a feeling that cake was just a mid-night snack
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Male 12,138
I`m down in Houston right now and just had a burrito - turns out Texas burritos are about the size and shape of a rugby ball. But a f*ckton tastier. OM NOM NOM NOM...
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Male 20,182
Here`s what I don`t get about those pencils. Who buys them pre-sharpened? I`d love to see how large that machine is... What warrants a need for a huge precision machine to sharpen hundreds (thousands?) of pencils at a time?

A golf course? Maybe?
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Male 10,440
I just thought of something... If you were to take an average cross section of all the pencils coming off that line, I bet you`d find that the point is slightly concave, to reflect the gentle curvature of the sharpening drum.
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Male 3,475
I remember how to play with fat girls from back in the dairy farming days. "Ready? Pick yer crack!"
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Male 450
i dont know gerry this may be the eye bleach. you have not lived until you try fourth hole im talking about obese bellybutton
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Male 10,440
I just spent 5 minutes watching pencils being sharpened. AND I DON`T REGRET IT! I feel like I know that machinery inside out.
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Male 20,182
I just vomited into my highball.
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Female 737
I am hypnotized by that How It`s Made gif.
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Male 38,483

Let`s get this party rolling!
Somebody post the eye bleach.
I`ll give you the stain...


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Male 20,182
Link: Bored At Night: Happy Mardi Gras [Pic+] [Rate Link] - Don`t call it a comeback. B.A.N. is back after a short break, plus Comment of the Day! You know what to do.
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