Bert Kreischer Is The Machine

Submitted by: Beauxner 5 years ago in Funny

And if you"re lucky, tonight he will party with you.
There are 41 comments:
Male 646
Losers.
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Male 650
same thing happened in russia, i was in Moscow and was protected by a guy named mika, he would ash his cigarette in his vodka and drink it at the same time.
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Male 576
I love Bert Kreisher. I went to see him in Dallas last month for my birthday and actually caught him before the show and talked to him for a bit.. made my year.

& on a side note: Joe Rogan is God & his podcast is my bible

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Male 116
Haha so awesome!!!!

I was an exchange student in Hungary in the 90s and lived a different version of this story, didnt rob people, but similar type of poo, I dont know if this is a true story but poo like this really goes down.
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Male 98
This was an awesome story! Time well spent.
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Male 1,249
haha that was great
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Male 43
Good stuff. Kinda reminded me of The Life and Times of Tim.
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Male 79
OOOOH I get it now, some of you guys are pissed that there is no laugh reel. How could you ever know when to laugh?
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Male 2,513
[quote] Yeah, it`s called Telling a Story. People will sit around and talk about amusing or interesting events that happened to them.[/quote]-BlankTom
+1 internet point

This thread`s clear winner if there was a competition.
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Male 1,674
hey angelo, you work for NASA or just a fan?
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Male 25,416
when was this supposed to be funny?
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Male 331
@BlankTom, "you guys must have replaced it with things like facebook and reality game shows... what a shame."

Really? No offense, but Y U NO look who`s talking. I can`t go 10 minutes anywhere without someone or something promoting their reality game show or talking about Facebook.

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Male 1,674
"Must be some weird kind of american humour." Yeah, it`s called Telling a Story. People will sit around and talk about amusing or interesting events that happened to them. I believe this used to happen in Europe too, but judging by reaction, i guess it doesn`t anymore. You guys must have replaced it with things like facebook and reality game shows... what a shame.
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Male 4,004
drat you Michelle223.
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Male 801
A Print Screen taken from Wiki
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Male 3,285
Must be some weird kind of american humour.
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Male 1,737
LMAO.
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Male 678
Nobody else seems to have mentioned it, so I`d like to point out the cannabis plants outside the window of the room they`re talking in. That is all.
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Male 17,512
But he looks nothing like Albert Pujols.
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Male 138
Bahaha, this is awesome.

Also, guy who looks like Terrence from South Park at 5:30
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Male 4,004
Looks like an episode of southpark


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Male 4,004
Looks like an episode of southpark

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Male 4,004
"Looks like an episode of southpark "


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Male 2,513
Haha, except for the robbing, pretty good story.

Bet his classmates were pissed at him after
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Male 32
That was Awesome.
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Male 1,674
i can`t stand Joe Rogan`s podcast. I listed to it a couple times and it`s just painful. Honestly, i don`t know so much if it`s him or if it`s the lackies he has around him (not talking about Bert, but the guys he usually has with him).
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Male 33
Looks like an episode of southpark
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Male 234
This is why all of you need to listen to the Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out at JoeRogan.net (just a loyal listener).
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Male 1,440
wow this was a pretty good story.
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Female 1,743
great story.
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Male 2,033
I don;t know who the hell Bert Kreischer is, but that was a good story.
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Male 1,442
Is... this legit? Awesome if this is true... though the guy sounds like kind of a dick.
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Male 2,422
Russians listening to Rammstien.
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Male 2,516
now I know what to say if I go to Russia
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Male 2,034
Probably one of the best stories I`ve ever heard.
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Male 2,988
wow. he got lucky
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Male 177
That was awesome
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Male 663
dratin love joe roegans pod casts
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Male 787
This was a surprisingly funny video.
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Female 803
...what?! That... I kind of wish that was my life.
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Male 68
Link: Bert Kreischer Is The Machine [Rate Link] - And if you`re lucky, tonight he will party with you.
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