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Date: 02/18/12 01:31 PM

41 Responses to Bert Kreischer Is The Machine

  1. Profile photo of Beauxner
    Beauxner Male 30-39
    68 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    Link: Bert Kreischer Is The Machine - And if you`re lucky, tonight he will party with you.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    ...what?! That... I kind of wish that was my life.
  3. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    This was a surprisingly funny video.
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    dratin love joe roegans pod casts
  5. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    That was awesome
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    wow. he got lucky
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    Probably one of the best stories I`ve ever heard.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    now I know what to say if I go to Russia
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Russians listening to Rammstien.
  10. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    Is... this legit? Awesome if this is true... though the guy sounds like kind of a dick.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    I don;t know who the hell Bert Kreischer is, but that was a good story.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    great story.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    wow this was a pretty good story.
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    junkaroo Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    This is why all of you need to listen to the Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out at JoeRogan.net (just a loyal listener).
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    dragonlord31 Male 30-39
    33 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    Looks like an episode of southpark
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    i can`t stand Joe Rogan`s podcast. I listed to it a couple times and it`s just painful. Honestly, i don`t know so much if it`s him or if it`s the lackies he has around him (not talking about Bert, but the guys he usually has with him).
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    JrmyCrss Male 30-39
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    February 18, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    That was Awesome.
  18. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    Haha, except for the robbing, pretty good story.

    Bet his classmates were pissed at him after
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    "Looks like an episode of southpark "


  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    Looks like an episode of southpark

  21. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 18, 2012 at 10:09 pm
    Looks like an episode of southpark


  22. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2012 at 11:35 pm
    Bahaha, this is awesome.

    Also, guy who looks like Terrence from South Park at 5:30
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 12:37 am
    But he looks nothing like Albert Pujols.
  24. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 1:15 am
    Nobody else seems to have mentioned it, so I`d like to point out the cannabis plants outside the window of the room they`re talking in. That is all.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 5:23 am
    LMAO.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    February 19, 2012 at 6:33 am
    Must be some weird kind of american humour.
  27. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 7:04 am
    A Print Screen taken from Wiki
  28. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 7:57 am
    drat you Michelle223.
  29. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    February 19, 2012 at 8:51 am
    "Must be some weird kind of american humour." Yeah, it`s called Telling a Story. People will sit around and talk about amusing or interesting events that happened to them. I believe this used to happen in Europe too, but judging by reaction, i guess it doesn`t anymore. You guys must have replaced it with things like facebook and reality game shows... what a shame.
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 9:10 am
    @BlankTom, "you guys must have replaced it with things like facebook and reality game shows... what a shame."

    Really? No offense, but Y U NO look who`s talking. I can`t go 10 minutes anywhere without someone or something promoting their reality game show or talking about Facebook.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    when was this supposed to be funny?
  32. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    hey angelo, you work for NASA or just a fan?
  33. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    Yeah, it`s called Telling a Story. People will sit around and talk about amusing or interesting events that happened to them.-BlankTom
    +1 internet point

    This thread`s clear winner if there was a competition.
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    Devlarski Male 18-29
    79 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    OOOOH I get it now, some of you guys are pissed that there is no laugh reel. How could you ever know when to laugh?
  35. Profile photo of Enomai
    Enomai Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm
    Good stuff. Kinda reminded me of The Life and Times of Tim.
  36. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    haha that was great
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 4:59 am
    This was an awesome story! Time well spent.
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    greekhop Male 30-39
    116 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 11:35 am
    Haha so awesome!!!!

    I was an exchange student in Hungary in the 90s and lived a different version of this story, didnt rob people, but similar type of poo, I dont know if this is a true story but poo like this really goes down.
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    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    February 20, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    I love Bert Kreisher. I went to see him in Dallas last month for my birthday and actually caught him before the show and talked to him for a bit.. made my year.

    & on a side note: Joe Rogan is God & his podcast is my bible

  40. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 3:55 am
    same thing happened in russia, i was in Moscow and was protected by a guy named mika, he would ash his cigarette in his vodka and drink it at the same time.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    February 22, 2012 at 5:30 am
    Losers.

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