When I`m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in

So says Vermin Supreme at the lesser-known Democratic candidate Presidential forum. Not an Onion parody.
There are 36 comments:
Male 3,231
oh, i thought it was the grand wizard offering an upgrade to forty acres and a mule
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Male 589
After years of searching, I have finally found my long lost father.
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Male 573
He can`t be any worse than slimly Santorum.
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Male 14,867
He could buy every one a pony and not increase the country`s indebtedness more than either of the last two presidents.
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Male 42
It`s a shame when this man with a rainboot on his head approaches more relevant points than people who will actually have influence.
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Male 151
Should go back to Hogwarts!
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Male 52
America`s oldest living hipster!
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Male 1,610
"vote often"

I can vote more than once?
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Male 594
ROFL ... Awesome!
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Male 2
Angilion: The Monster Raving Loony Party was made and still hosts its meetings in my local pub the Dog and Partridge
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Female 3,696
He`s got my vote 8D
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Male 2,988
one of my favorite political trolls
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Male 2,384
o politics *palmface*
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Male 17,512
Sounds more sane than another Obama term.
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Male 12,365
He reminds me of Screaming Lord Sutch, founder of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party here in the UK.

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Male 310
Well he is a damn sight more sane then some of the other ones.

Also not to complain but I posted this two days ago, why does fancy get the credit?
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Male 14,334
Can pony feed then be written off a a tax deduction???

Who`s his canadite for VP Buckethead???

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Male 7,378
No. Ponies are mandatory and you must take them with you!
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Male 335
If I don`t want a pony can I just have $$$?
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Male 559
It`s people like him that make me proud to be an American. Intelligent criticism. Well done.
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Male 38,418
At least he admits he won`t keep a single campaign promise! Unlike... ALL the others.
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Female 9,496
As crazy this guys is, he has to be the most sain person running out of all the candidates.
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Male 157
He`s just taking the piss outta everything, amusing.
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Male 646
I don`t think Mr. Supreme is a looney at all. The Republican candidates are all loonies because they say crazy things and have no grasp on reality to know how crazy they are.
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Male 2,868
Free ponies? Zombie energy? He`s got my vote!
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Male 38,780

I`m only voting for this guy because Dumbledor is dead.
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Male 438
What he said was no more crazy than Gingrich saying we are going to turn into a `secular athiest nation run by extreme Muslims`.

Boot to the Head!
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Male 1,471
He`s the guy you should vote for if you think every other candidate sucks.. PONIES FOR ALL !!!
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Male 2,419
excellent, at least he doesn`t disguise the fact that he is a loony and that he`ll do anything for votes. i would vote for him.
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Male 3,364
Yup...no worse than the current crop of candidates.
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Female 2,674
I`m definitely voting for him for president. I was kinda iffy through the video but his ending speech sold me.
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Male 787
Best candidate.
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Male 38,780

Something about a Wellington just says "Classy".

I don`t think this clown could be any worse than the actual candidates.
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Male 153
I would vote for him.
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Female 27
PARTY HATS OR GTFO!!!!
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Male 20,305
Link: When I`m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony [Rate Link] - So says Vermin Supreme at the lesser-known Democratic candidate Presidential forum. Not an Onion parody.
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