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Date: 01/09/12 08:08 AM

36 Responses to When I`m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:10 am
    Link: When I`m President Everyone Gets A Free Pony - So says Vermin Supreme at the lesser-known Democratic candidate Presidential forum. Not an Onion parody.
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    revelcal Female 70 & Over
    27 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:29 am
    PARTY HATS OR GTFO!!!!
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    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:30 am
    I would vote for him.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Something about a Wellington just says "Classy".

    I don`t think this clown could be any worse than the actual candidates.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:37 am
    Best candidate.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:37 am
    I`m definitely voting for him for president. I was kinda iffy through the video but his ending speech sold me.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:46 am
    Yup...no worse than the current crop of candidates.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 8:47 am
    excellent, at least he doesn`t disguise the fact that he is a loony and that he`ll do anything for votes. i would vote for him.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 9:01 am
    He`s the guy you should vote for if you think every other candidate sucks.. PONIES FOR ALL !!!
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 9:13 am
    What he said was no more crazy than Gingrich saying we are going to turn into a `secular athiest nation run by extreme Muslims`.

    Boot to the Head!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 9:14 am

    I`m only voting for this guy because Dumbledor is dead.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 9:51 am
    Free ponies? Zombie energy? He`s got my vote!
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 9:54 am
    I don`t think Mr. Supreme is a looney at all. The Republican candidates are all loonies because they say crazy things and have no grasp on reality to know how crazy they are.
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    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 10:13 am
    He`s just taking the piss outta everything, amusing.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 10:22 am
    As crazy this guys is, he has to be the most sain person running out of all the candidates.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32763 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 10:46 am
    At least he admits he won`t keep a single campaign promise! Unlike... ALL the others.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 10:53 am
    It`s people like him that make me proud to be an American. Intelligent criticism. Well done.
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 11:05 am
    If I don`t want a pony can I just have $$$?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 11:07 am
    No. Ponies are mandatory and you must take them with you!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 11:30 am
    Can pony feed then be written off a a tax deduction???

    Who`s his canadite for VP Buckethead???

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    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Well he is a damn sight more sane then some of the other ones.

    Also not to complain but I posted this two days ago, why does fancy get the credit?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    He reminds me of Screaming Lord Sutch, founder of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party here in the UK.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    Sounds more sane than another Obama term.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    o politics *palmface*
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    one of my favorite political trolls
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    He`s got my vote 8D
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    Encezo Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    Angilion: The Monster Raving Loony Party was made and still hosts its meetings in my local pub the Dog and Partridge
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    ROFL ... Awesome!
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    "vote often"

    I can vote more than once?
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    Exhumed Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    America`s oldest living hipster!
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    January 9, 2012 at 11:19 pm
    Should go back to Hogwarts!
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    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 12:19 am
    It`s a shame when this man with a rainboot on his head approaches more relevant points than people who will actually have influence.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 2:05 am
    He could buy every one a pony and not increase the country`s indebtedness more than either of the last two presidents.
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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 7:33 am
    He can`t be any worse than slimly Santorum.
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    After years of searching, I have finally found my long lost father.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    January 12, 2012 at 10:06 pm
    oh, i thought it was the grand wizard offering an upgrade to forty acres and a mule

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