What Your Blues Name? [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

Skinny Dog Jackson?
There are 246 comments:
Male 3
LOL Boney Bones McGee
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Female 49
Blind Bad Boy Bailey. Srsly?
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Male 65
sleepy bones davis.....alright pass me that guitar
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Male 63
Boney Back Brown
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Male 15
Skinny Killer Thompkins?...Sounds kinda scary
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Male 41
fat baby thompkins
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Male 57
Texas Bones Bradley
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Female 10
Big liver Jefferson :(
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Male 1,164
Boney Sugar Bailey. These things never work out well for me.
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Female 39
Ha I`m fat fingers jones too!
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Male 358
Boney Harp Hopkins
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Female 109
Fat Fingers Jones!
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Female 418
im Hollerin` Foot Rivers o_o
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Male 2,049
Old Dog Blue
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Male 2,988
Jailhouse Killer Smith
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Male 171
Skinny Bad Boy Brown!
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Male 38
Fat Gumbo Green
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Male 64
Blind Gumbo KING!!!! lol
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Female 71
Skinny Liver Mcgee
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Male 3,372
Boney Back Franklin
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Male 771
fat gumbo davis
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Male 1,383
Big Bad Boy Jackson :)
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Male 621
Fat Back Rivers o.O
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Male 1,360
sleepy boney dog dupree?
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Female 173
Sticky Gumbo Davis? Interesting...
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Male 27
Fat Sugar Washington. Awesome
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Male 2,790
Boney Fingers Brown

haha
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Male 1,256
Sticky Back Davis... Before I played the blues I dabbled in gay porn.
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Male 56
pretty harp bradley
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Male 21
Skinny baby dog rivers. Sweet.
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Male 50
Texas Money Parker.

I like it.
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Male 104
Sleepy Lips McGee. Yeah, I can work with that!
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Male 20
Skinny Gumbo Washington. AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
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Male 900
Sleepy Pickles Brown
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Male 119
Jailhouse Legs Parker. Awesome.
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Male 297
Boney Gumbo Smith?? Yeeeahhhhh.... okay.
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Male 2,389
Boney Liver Hopkins
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Male 226
Peg Leg Bones Lee...
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Male 25,416
Curly Gumbo Jefferson...
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Male 41
Happy Fingers Hopkins! D:

Discovering the black holes eh!
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Male 44
Big Bones Jones.
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Female 584
Curly Bones Jefferson...okie dokie
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Female 212
Buddy Gumbo Parker. I`m a chick so this just does fit that well . . .
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Male 216
Boney Bones Dupree...
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Male 876
"Hollerin` Dog" Dupree...
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Male 365
Skinny Legs Mcgee, works for me :P
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Female 1,803
Pretty Liver Lee. Hey, everyone! Look at my pretty liver! Guess I don`t drink enough, lol.
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Female 9,599
Sticky Gumbo Dupree. Not bad.
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Female 688
Jailhouse Killer Green
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Male 15
Peg leg Eyes Green? uhh, ehh.
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Male 311
"Jailhouse Liver" Lee
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Male 3,285
Skinny Fingers Jefferson!
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Male 7,774
WTF! Ugly Baby Bailey.
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Male 1,122
This is like an I am Bored member roll call lol.

Blind Lee
- Kung Fu Master I guess -
(No middle name)
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Male 87
buddy dog davis
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Male 1,312
Blind Eyes Jackson. That`s pretty sweet
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Female 166
Fat Liver Hopkins
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Male 5,811
Buddy Back Davis. So I`m a gay blues musician?
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Male 478
Skinny Lemon Davis
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Male 177
Pretty Liver Smith? badass
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Male 510
bony foot jefferson
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Male 314
@Tommy Lee

How did you get Lee for the last part? The name for L is Parker.

Are you Big Mama Parker?
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Male 314
Fat Eyes Davis
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Male 14,331
Blind Gumbo Thompkins.
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Male 566
Boney lemon hopkins
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Male 5,189
Big Back Bradley!
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Male 715
peg leg legs jones, bah
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Male 133
Jailhouse bad-boy Jefferson xD
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Male 559
Boney Bones Jones...
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Male 2,688
Boney Liver Bradley
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Male 5
What if you don`t have a middle name? It sounds silly with only 2 names.
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Male 270
Skinny Fingers Hopkins... Nice
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Male 528
boney legs washington... i like it
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Male 13
Big Mama Lee

The weirdest part is that my real last name is "Lee"
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Female 72
Old Dog Smith
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Male 535
Boney Boy Lee
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Male 33
Skinny Fingers Jenkins!! ( Leeeeeeroy Jennnnkins! )
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Male 583
jailhouse bones brown
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Female 812
Curly Gumbo Hopkins
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Male 1,735
Big Bones Jackson
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Male 210
Blind Money McGee
More importantly, notice how the number goes from 1 to 2 to 1 again.
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Male 171
Fat Lips Franklin


Love it
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Male 237
Jailhouse Foot Davis
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Male 5,094
Curly Fingers Davis
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Male 1,240
Hollerin` Bones Green.
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Male 2,220
Sticky Chicken Thompkins III
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Male 243
Big Liver McGee... Kinda like it.
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Male 1,446
Texas Fingers Davis. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Female 676
Boney Legs Washington. Lmao
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Male 1,582
Boney Bones Jones .... the drat lol
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Male 13
Red Dog Hopkins, I imagine myself as a harmonica player blind guy with a red dog as a guide dog
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Male 23
Texas Sugar Bailey...?
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Male 1,093
Washboard Gumbo Rivers

this thing is racist.
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Male 1,586
I kind of like Jailhouse Baby Parker. I sound like I`ve got some street cred.
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Male 28
Boney Harp Parker. It has a nice ring to it but still sounds extremely sexual
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Male 663
Fat Gumbo Hopkins.
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Male 514
Big Lemon Davis
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Female 262
Pretty Sugar McGee....I can live with that ;)
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Male 642
what if you don`t have a middle initial?
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Male 267
Peg Leg Davis
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Male 3,631
Blind Back Franklin?
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Male 38
Big Harp Bailey. YEAH BABY. Wait a second.....where exactly is my harp. Is big a good thing?
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Male 76
Old Fingers McGee(lol)
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Male 1,089
bony legs river, hm doens`t quite flow
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Female 99
Jailhouse Lemon Jackson :))
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Male 1,045
"Texas Liver Jones"
Lame.
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Male 234
Blind Foot Dupree, doesn`t really work
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Male 3
Ok, Step 1 - Step 2 - Step ... One? WTF?

Also, Big Boy Green.
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Male 835
Skinny Gumbo Rivers.

I`m 5`10 and 250. WTF.
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Male 1,252
mine sucks `Jailhouse Pickles Bailey` lol
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Male 369
@MrAtari: "Texas Liver Bailey"

I`ll take two shots o` that...
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Male 1,197
Ugly Back River ... i dont think that is a good one :/
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Male 1,569
Texas Liver Bailey... Somehow it doesn`t sound good..
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Male 662
Sticky Harp Hopkins.

Could there be much worse than putting your mouth on a sticky harmonica?
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Female 105
Fat Fingers Franklin! Holy cow!
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Male 1,685
my name sucks. Screamin` Legs Lee
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Male 369
Screamin` Sugar Jones?!?

I prefer my porn name...
Bug Bentley in da house, Ladeez *wink*
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Male 2,513
Screamin Killer Brown! Schweet my blues name goes hard
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Female 1,743
I stopped at Boney Bones... haha
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Male 182
Buddy Legs Jefferson
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Male 1,471
Curly Franklin... :)
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Female 3,696
Boney Liver McGee! YES! <3 hahahahha
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Female 4,528
fat bad boy dupree
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Male 25
Skinny Chicken Lee o_o
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Female 414
Boney Bones Lee... well this doesn`t work for me
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Male 4
Old Lips Malone . . . . Me like :-D
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Male 180
Toothless Fingers Davis.... VJS...
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Female 779
Fat Gumbo Parker
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Female 54
Blind Lemon Jackson.
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Female 2,289
Buddy Bones Smith
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Male 149
Blind Gumbo Bailey. Not bad.
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Male 645
Fat Legs Mcgee... awesome.
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Male 227
pretty bones brown; kind of catchy
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Male 70
Texas Lemon Lee...
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Male 234
Jailhouse Sugar Jefferson. Sounds far more normal than most of you.
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Male 59
Ugly Legs Blue? Not sure how much I like that.
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Male 321
Jailhouse Legs Hopkins... really... jailhouse?
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Male 228
Boney Dog Thompkins... I woke up this mornin... got a messed up name... picked up my guitar and my life`s not the same!
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Male 2,033
Blind Eyes Parker.


...as opposed to blind whatever else?
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Female 70
Boney Liver Hopkins. How do you have a boney liver? That sounds painful.
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Male 1,810
Fat Fingers Davis. I`m ok with this....
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Female 120
Fat Bones Lee 8-)
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Female 3,562
Fat-boy Willy Johnson...that`s right, my initials are XXX.
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Female 311
Sticky Dog Brown..wtf
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Male 637
Brown Fingers McGee...
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Male 833
Boney Bones Hopkins
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Female 1,265
Fat foot lee....ha
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Female 1,203
Pretty Boy McGee ;D
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Female 1,356
Jailhouse Bad Boy Jackson....
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Male 127
Big Dog Hopkins? Guess it doesn`t work for everybody.
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Male 106
Sticky Bad Boy Bailey!
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Male 198
Screamin` Eyes Rivers

...maybe I should pick up some Visine...
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Male 141
Blind Gumbo Brown
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Male 15
Blind Dog Parker! lol
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Female 117
Blind Eyes Davis, I am pretty damn blind.
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Female 11
Sleepy Harp Washington.
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Male 232
Boney back lee
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Female 39
Jailhouse Harp Hopkins? Laaammmeee
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Male 531
Blind Boy Jefferson!
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Male 203
Boney Killer Jones
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Male 15,510
Fat Bones Jackson!
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Male 138
Old Bones Jones
I love it!
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Female 158
Sticky Liver Rivers.
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Male 1,647
Curly Gumbo Lee
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Female 54
Buddy Foot Green.... why do I think of foot fungus?? :-O
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Male 256
sticky eyes lee... yeahhhhhhh
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Female 63
Curly Gumbo Hopkins. haha love it!
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Female 53
Boney Bad Boy Bailey

That is a lot of b`s and I`m not a boy :/
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Male 4,004
Skinny Lee (RM)

I have no middle name.
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Male 240
Sticky "Bad-Boy" Dupree
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Male 1,832
Big Bones McGee!
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Male 17
Blind Lemon Bailey!
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Male 108
Bony Dog Jackson
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Male 110
Blind Legs Dupree... BLIND LEGS?!
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Female 513
Hrm, I have 2 middle names. But averaging out the middle initial would give me:

Pretty Eyes Green.
Which is interesting.. I have green eyes :D
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Female 403
Curly Eyes Jefferson
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Male 1,239
Texas Liver Bradley

With the exception of Bradley my blues name is worse than my real name and that`s pretty bad.
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Female 54
Blind Bones Parker, not exactly the best blues name...the main reason, because bones can`t be blind.
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Female 735
My boyfriend would be Blind Killer Mcgee! That`s awesome!
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Male 208
Blind Baby Brown
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Male 84
Ugly Eyes Bradley ;-/
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Female 97
Blind Harp Bailey

... not bad I guess.
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Male 1,084
Sleepy Fingers Franklin
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Male 468
fat fingers mcgee... could have gotten much worse
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Male 51
Big Bad Boy McGee. Shiiiiit.
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Male 158
Pretty Mama Dupree. And I`m a guy. Seriously.
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Female 33
Fat Gumbo Jones
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Male 645
Buddy "Gumbo" Davis
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Male 977
boney harp washington? ummmmm...no
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Female 674
Boney Gumbo Bradley. Mmm, souuul.
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Male 10
Jailhouse Lips Davis...godamnit....godamnit....
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Male 34
Buddy Bad Boy Franklin. Alliteration anyone?
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Male 7,840
Damn, from all the drinking I have done, this seems like a pretty good description.
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Male 7,840
Curly Liver Brown.
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Male 2,422
Boney Dog Bradley.
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Male 10,855
Is this list based on actual statistics?

<I suspect not>
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Male 10,855
Jailhouse Dog Bailey!
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Male 2,085
Jailhouse Back Jefferson. Just in time for black history month.
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Female 1,798
Sticky Gumbo Hopkins :-)
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Male 40,471

Ugly Leg Rivers....

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Male 197
Texas Mama Jenkins?
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Male 1,011
fat lemon bradley :|
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Female 96
Pretty Jefferson..alrighty then
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Female 10
Sticky Fingers Lee. It works for me!
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Male 179
Boney Bones Davis.....as opposed to what other type of bones?
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Male 230
Old Harp McGee. Yeeaap!
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Male 132
Skinny Baby Allison....That`s....that doesn`t work...
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Male 322
Old Hips Washington
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Male 103
Boney Liver Jefferson.......alright!!! :)
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Male 531
Blind Sugar Parker...that sounds horrible lol
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Male 182
Red Gumbo jones? wha? meh, why not
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Male 1,178
Sticky Fingers Malone haha
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Male 3,058
Boney Boy Parker...

I weigh 240 lbs.
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Male 24
boney eyes rivers....i could get used to that :)
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Male 118
Fat Baby Washington
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Male 32
Blind Mama Parker
I like it. :-)
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Male 483
Ugly Legs Rivers.

Harsh but fair.
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Male 5,314
Blind Gumbo Parker
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Male 1,949
Great. Now we`re posting crap from facebook on IAB? I liked it better when it was the other way around.
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Male 3,700
Peg Leg Fingers Brown...

The hell?
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Male 653
Happy Dog Dupree. Not particularly bluesy being happy, is it?
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Male 976
Boney Bones Brown

I love it.
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Male 26
screamin` killer king

kinda feel like a member of Wu Tang Clan now.

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Male 1,510
Old Fingers Bailey
I like it.
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Male 17
I really like mine... "Boney Bones Jones"
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Male 514
Sticky Back Franklin. Hmmmm. I don`t like it
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Male 213
boney jackson.. i dont have a middle name..
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Male 768
I`m Blind Killer Rivers
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Male 103
Holleri` Finger Lee.
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Male 3,477
I like it; Big Pickles Bradley. But you can call me Blind Melon Chitlin`
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Male 83
Ugly Bones Jones.
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Male 694
Boney Fingers Lee yeeeeeeeeh
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Male 674
fat boy slim
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Male 341
Curly Legs Dupree bluesiest mofo this side of the train tracks.
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Male 1,341
Curly Sugar Jones.
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Male 483
Sticky Boy Bradly. I`m fine with that
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Male 2,436
Jailhouse Liver Rivers?

No, I`ll stick to the porn star name game thank you very much.

Sincerely,
Rocky Torchwood
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Male 340
Old Bones Jefferson. BRB getting harmonica
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Male 8,768
Ugly Sugar Franklin. Well, they got the first one right...
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Male 526
Curly Fingers Parker... Meh
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Female 7
Boney Bones Bradley
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Female 73
Pretty bones davis
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Male 12,138
I really wish mine was Sticky Willy Green...
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Male 2,332
Skinny Fingers Smith
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Male 638
They call me Fat Fingers Dupree
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Female 1,609
Link: What Your Blues Name? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Skinny Dog Jackson?
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