Tim Tebow: Marry My Virgin Daughter [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago in Sports

Something tells me Tebow has his pick of the female Mormon population today.
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Female 321
even so, that dude at the very bottom in the middle is looking quite ponderous of some extraneous situation.
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Male 694
YugureKage, it does look like a baby-bump. her legs are too nice for it to be anything other than a baby, or at least a food-baby lol
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Male 347
i don`t get it.

THIS CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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Female 1,203
wow I`m slow...I just realized the sarcasm in "virgin" daughter. It was supposed to be sarcasm right?
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Female 1,203
um...am I seeing things or does it look like she has a little baby bump? In that case, no wonder the mom-beast is so quick to pawn her off. After Tebow refuses, she`ll probably try Nick Cage or someone.
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Male 25,417
nice
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Male 40,382
Lolz! @freddyferret! Well, she`s pretty, for a grandma, eh? (truth is I thought she was a guy, I was too busy staring at the woman behind the little boy).

Yeah @Squirrelz, once in a while my inner horn-dog comes out to howl!
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Male 4,902
I second Draculya`s opinion.
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Male 15,187
@Zeegrr60 FTW
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Male 2,214
Spelled "Whore" wrong.
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Male 63
Tebow is not mormon, huge fail
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Male 3,631
(Wait `till her breasts grow in though.)
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Male 11,739
5Cats is especially turned on by the woman behind the daughter, the one with the pink and white stripes.
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Male 1,920
Most likely that`s her father next to the boy, and he don`t look happy.
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Female 1,380
Tim Tebow is getting his ass kicked this weeked. Jus sayin.
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Male 6,227
5Cats, what`s happening to you? I`ve never known you to be a horn-dog! lol
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Male 40,382
Actually, every woman in this picture is very attractive (except that Mom).
I`d bang the woman in white like a screen door in a hurricain! YUMMY!
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Male 180
I heard she likes it up the a ss.
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Male 1,444
I don`t see virgin anywhere on the sign.. or anywhere next to it.
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Female 316
I don`t know what`s sicker...the mom making the sign or the daughter standing up for it. and WTF is a tebow?
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Male 1,949
virgin? Is that a baby bump or is she smuggling a bible into the game?
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Male 1,920
What`s puzzling me is why the thumbnail is cropped to the little boy`s face.
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Male 1,931
Crazy mom = instant no.
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Male 1,197
virgin? i somehow dont think so
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Male 5,811
[quote]would love to Tebow those bad boys[/quote]

Is that like a motorboat except instead you say the Lord`s prayer?
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Male 808
the chick above that boy is stacked-would love to Tebow those bad boys
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Male 1,510
She looks preggos.
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Male 415
@dixxyrarr: true, but in the meanwhile, she really does look pretty hot!
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Male 2,440
Sorry, lady, but Tim Tebow loves the c*ck. Godcock, that is. And Jizzus.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t understand. Of course, I know nothing about sports or Tim Tebow, other than that his name is an alliteration.[/quote]

[quote]Who is Tim Tebow? He`s not been on German news, so... er...[/quote]

I had to look him up myself. He plays some sport and has become famous for very overt displays of his religiousness.
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Female 2,525
Creepy.
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Male 12,365
Maybe she wants Tebow to talk her other daughters into returning to her home.

Maybe she wants Tebow to buy a house for the other daughter (he`s rich, right?).

Maybe she wants Tebow to counsel her about the change imposed on her life by her children leaving.

Maybe she wants to negotiate an advantageous marriage for her daughter. Nothing new about that - children were (and in some places still are) often traded for familial gain as soon as they were old enough to be married off.
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Female 2,674
That daughter is going to look like her mother one day...
No. Thanks.
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Male 1,803
Who is Tim Tebow? He`s not been on German news, so... er...
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Male 14,331
She can call me Tebow if that`s her thing..
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Male 10,338
Tebow isn`t mormon, stupid.
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Male 5,811
She`s probably of age but that girl looks liek she`s 15. Just sayin`.
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Male 4,593
Mom`s whoring out her daughter,.. Classy.
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Male 2,516
daughter has a belly. Ew
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Male 3,894
I don`t understand. Of course, I know nothing about sports or Tim Tebow, other than that his name is an alliteration.
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Male 570
are they mormon becuase you are assuming she is chaste? don`t most religions preach celibacy?
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Male 2,620
Link: Tim Tebow: Marry My Virgin Daughter [Pic] [Rate Link] - Something tells me Tebow has his pick of the female Mormon population today.
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