The Portrait Of A Frustrated IKEA Customer [Pic]

Submitted by: f0rk0 5 years ago in Funny

Been there.
There are 30 comments:
Male 526
nice sculpture.

i mean come on. the instructions may not be any good, but she has a chair right next to it complete. and what are all those little screws? ikea uses long, giant headed silver screws and not that many. and she`s not using the supplied wrench, that`s why it came out upside down.
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Male 294
More like portrait of a woman who just got bludgeoned for putting a chair together wrong...
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Female 61
I think Ikea should be burned with fire. I agree angelmass, it is `outsider art` :p
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Male 2,513
@mervviscious now there`s your problem
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Female 1,324
had no issues with any of the furniture we`ve gotten from there >>;
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Male 234
Friends don`t let friends drink and assemble furniture.
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Male 1,793
she should be making me a sandwich
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Male 15,510
The good thing is, you can sell it as "Abstract art"
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Male 299
Well, it still works, if you use a large bag...
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Male 1,197
DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1816 Posts Wednesday, January 25, 2012 10:14:15 AM
IKEA furniture is not complicated. You just don`t know how to follow the goddamn instructions.

or what a chair looks like
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Female 3,696
hahahah I love IKEA furniture. Puzzles are the poo!
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Male 4,807

That`s what I look like, after putting in a light bulb.
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Male 429
thanks for the thumbnails patchgrabber
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Male 1,435
`tis a fine barn. Sure as Abraham ain`t no pool though.
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Female 674
I`m going to guess she`s drunk. How do you make this mistake?
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Male 5,811

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Male 181
Ah yes, IKEA, where Swedish almost-parents go for baby-name shopping!
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Male 1,803
It`s not that hard, my entire flat is IKEA from the teaspoons up - pots and pans, curtains, mattress, computer chair, rugs, the lot. Only thing in it that isn`t IKEA is one lampshade (the lamp itself is IKEA). You learn pretty quick.

Easiest way to IKEA is 1) read the instructions 2) buy a cordless drill and some allen key bits. Makes it a damn sight quicker.
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Male 423
We dont give women tools for this reason.
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Male 3
@DrProfessor
obviously didn`t follow the directions:
Step 1) Be Male
Step 2) Throw away instructions
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Male 1
why is she not in the kitchen? ha ha haaaa
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Male 25,417
We have all been in that mode before...
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Male 3,894
IKEA furniture is not complicated. You just don`t know how to follow the goddamn instructions.
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Male 1,691
Ah ha ha ha! ...awesome
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Female 2,525
I think the fetal position is step 5 in their wordless illustrated instructions.
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Male 141
i`ve done that with a bed.
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Male 1,178
how drating retarded do you have to be to work out how to put flat pack together
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Male 715
mua ha ha, oh wait, I`ve done that... sigh
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Female 482
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