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Date: 01/25/12 09:44 AM

30 Responses to The Portrait Of A Frustrated IKEA Customer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of f0rk0
    f0rk0 Female 18-29
    482 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:42 am
    Link: The Portrait Of A Frustrated IKEA Customer - Been there.
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:56 am
    mua ha ha, oh wait, I`ve done that... sigh
  3. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:57 am
    how drating retarded do you have to be to work out how to put flat pack together
  4. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:00 am
    i`ve done that with a bed.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    January 25, 2012 at 10:00 am
    I think the fetal position is step 5 in their wordless illustrated instructions.
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    bliznik Male 30-39
    839 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:04 am
    Ah ha ha ha! ...awesome
  7. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:14 am
    IKEA furniture is not complicated. You just don`t know how to follow the goddamn instructions.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:45 am
    We have all been in that mode before...
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    greggi31 Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2012 at 10:54 am
    why is she not in the kitchen? ha ha haaaa
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    ustcmrjeff Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2012 at 10:58 am
    @DrProfessor
    obviously didn`t follow the directions:
    Step 1) Be Male
    Step 2) Throw away instructions
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:14 am
    We dont give women tools for this reason.
  12. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:20 am
    It`s not that hard, my entire flat is IKEA from the teaspoons up - pots and pans, curtains, mattress, computer chair, rugs, the lot. Only thing in it that isn`t IKEA is one lampshade (the lamp itself is IKEA). You learn pretty quick.

    Easiest way to IKEA is 1) read the instructions 2) buy a cordless drill and some allen key bits. Makes it a damn sight quicker.
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    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Ah yes, IKEA, where Swedish almost-parents go for baby-name shopping!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:49 am

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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2012 at 11:50 am

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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    I`m going to guess she`s drunk. How do you make this mistake?
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    korahn Male 30-39
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    January 25, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    `tis a fine barn. Sure as Abraham ain`t no pool though.
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    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    thanks for the thumbnails patchgrabber
  19. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    That`s what I look like, after putting in a light bulb.
  20. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    hahahah I love IKEA furniture. Puzzles are the poo!
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    DrProfessor
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    1816 Posts Wednesday, January 25, 2012 10:14:15 AM
    IKEA furniture is not complicated. You just don`t know how to follow the goddamn instructions.

    or what a chair looks like
  22. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    Well, it still works, if you use a large bag...
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    The good thing is, you can sell it as "Abstract art"
  24. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    she should be making me a sandwich
  25. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    Friends don`t let friends drink and assemble furniture.
  26. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:01 pm
    had no issues with any of the furniture we`ve gotten from there >>;
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:24 pm
    @mervviscious now there`s your problem
  28. Profile photo of raeleigh
    raeleigh Female 18-29
    61 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    I think Ikea should be burned with fire. I agree angelmass, it is `outsider art` :p
  29. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    More like portrait of a woman who just got bludgeoned for putting a chair together wrong...
  30. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 3:25 pm
    nice sculpture.

    i mean come on. the instructions may not be any good, but she has a chair right next to it complete. and what are all those little screws? ikea uses long, giant headed silver screws and not that many. and she`s not using the supplied wrench, that`s why it came out upside down.

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