The Canada Party In 2012?

Submitted by: canusuck 5 years ago in Funny

Republican? Democrat? Forget it, vote Canada Party and let us govern you.
There are 36 comments:
Male 174
"We`re officially declaring our CANADAcy for President of the USA." hahahaa
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Male 5,174
Well also Australia is not bad and is also warmer.
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Male 40,259

Bill Shatner for President.
The greatest intergalactic Canadian jew EVER!

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Male 14,331
Seeing as Trailer Park Boys is over I`d like to nominate Ricky for president....
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Male 2,229
I`ll vote for Red Green. Best canadian ever.
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Male 12,138
I had all world I could choose to move my family to. I chose Canada, and I think I might the right choice. It`s basically America, but without the crazy.
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Male 253
Our adorable BFFs to the north.

They get comedy right.
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Male 15,832
The part about Americans crossing into Canada in order to WORK was pretty f***ing funny.
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Male 6,227
That was awesome. :)
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Male 41,152
[quote]Like hell I`m voting for beady-eyed, floppy-headed cat lovers.[/quote]
I do NOT have `beady eyes` @Cajun!

@Sunnynphilly: Can I have your pogo-stick? (+1 internets for those who know this reference!)
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Male 41,152
I AM A CANDAIN!
And I approve of this political party.
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Male 645
I think I`ll slit my wrists this fall
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Male 30
"And we have the same problem you do with illiterate foreigners invading our southern borders to steal our jobs."

LMFAO
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Female 1,743
Got my vote!
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Male 255
absolutely brilliant! well done good sir(s), well done.
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Female 77
I live in the US and I WISH I could vote for Canada.

"If I lived in the US rather than "Europe" (that`s a whole continent, I am British, sort it out IAB) I would vote Canada."
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Male 1,471
I honestly wish this was true..
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Male 286
One of my favorite posts of all time
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Male 10,440
"We also have a problem with illiterate foreigners crossing our southern border and stealing our jobs".

Hahaha! Well played.

Wait no. That`s bad. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!
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Male 5,811
Christopher Langen quotes: "I believe in the theory of evolution, but I believe as well in the allegorical truth of creation theory. In other words, I believe that evolution, including the principle of natural selection, is one of the tools used by God to create mankind."

"since Biblical accounts of the genesis of our world and species are true but metaphorical, our task is to correctly decipher the metaphor in light of scientific evidence also given to us by God"

No thanks.
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Male 1,582
@patchgrabber,
I`m a extreme atheist and I`d happily vote for him time and time again. He he has faith in logic, not a deity. If there`s a man that could single handily fix this country, it would be Christopher Langan.
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Male 4,807

Water boarded baby seal.... Hmmm, I KNOW WHAT`S FOR DINNER TONIGHT!!
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Male 10,855
Like hell I`m voting for beady-eyed, floppy-headed cat lovers.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Changed my mind, I`m writing in Christopher Langan.[/quote]

Another creationist? Boo.
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Male 1,582
Changed my mind, I`m writing in Christopher Langan.
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Male 234
Considering Canada is currently captured in a conservative majority gov, by a USA butt-licking corporate tool. I don`t think it`s the right time to make this video...
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Male 17
If I lived in the US rather than "Europe" (that`s a whole continent, I am British, sort it out IAB) I would vote Canada.
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Male 2,516
what the f... I posted this like a week ago.

Anyway, the part about the job stealing... we literally LOL`ed for about 5 min (yes, literally!)
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Male 65
vote for Ron Paul please americans he seems like the only normal guy running
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Male 1,582
I`ll be voting for Canada.
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Male 1,284
we got those to protect you usa

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Male 4,316
they got my vote
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Male 2,419
so thats what davymid looks like?
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Male 25,416
I keep getting the lumberjack theme in my head when i watch this
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Male 5,811
Wow. Lol @ "Lumberjack fashion". Honestly though, our current government is likely going to go the same way as republicans in the US, so I doubt it would be much of a change. And those candidates do scare the sh|t out of us.
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Male 807
Link: The Canada Party In 2012? [Rate Link] - Republican? Democrat? Forget it, vote Canada Party and let us govern you.
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