Sh!t Guys DON`T Say Outloud

Submitted by: ledzeppeloyd 5 years ago Funny

Im pretty sure I say at least 50% of these things out loud on a daily basis.
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Female 245
I laugh that only guys have commented on this... Also, I can see my fiance, and/or his friends saying almost all of these.
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Male 835
"I`m only going down on you because I can`t get it up."

Don`t expect THAT to get any better with age, guys.
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Male 934
"I`m only going down on you because I can`t get it up."

Totally had that happen one time during a severe bout of whiskey-dick. Of course after about 30 minutes, I rallied.
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Male 67
keep calm and chive on :D
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Male 4,807

Every guy masturbates while they poop.
It`s a fact
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Male 25,416
Masturbating and pooping.. eww
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Male 49
Actually not funny. But what would you expect from some dude wearing a Chive t-shirt?
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Male 2,516
couldn`t see the video... I was masturbating
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Male 3,445
I really hate all of these.
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Male 1,540
Hahahaha ahhh... That wasn`t enjoyable or funny.
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Male 55
This is one of the only attempts at this that was even vaguely funny.
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Male 5,811
Please stop posting these. I thought Reddit is where memes were overused and left to die.
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Male 2,384
Link: Sh!t Guys DON`T Say Outloud [Rate Link] - Im pretty sure I say at least 50% of these things out loud on a daily basis.
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