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Date: 01/14/12 01:39 PM

39 Responses to Sh*t Girls Don`t Say

  1. Profile photo of beardtats
    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Link: Sh*t Girls Don`t Say - If only the world were really like this...
  2. Profile photo of beardtats
    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    hey lookit that. exactly a year of trolling, annoying and being generally as offensive as possible, i got a submission approved.
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    It doesn`t really matter what they say.
    We aren`t listening.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    Gerry1of1... even when they say "Look out! I`m going to smack you for saying that!!!"

    eh?
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    I agree, Gerry. I wonder why no women have responded to your post yet, though.
  6. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Gerry nailed it!
  7. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    I say that last one all the time. Communication is important in the bedroom. Ladies, get yours!
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    Pshhh, my girlfriend always tells me when she doesn`t cum. Makes it my job to get her there!
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Not one of those quotes involved their love for sandwich making. There is hope for this world yet.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    DixxyRarr
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    2358 Posts Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:04:57 PM
    I say that last one all the time. Communication is important in the bedroom. Ladies, get yours!
    ____

    I agree, I just hold his head down there until he gets it right or goes unconscious...whatever comes first.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    I`ve said "I feel like we don`t have sex enough" before. For all my reserved mannerisms I do have an insane sex drive.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    Yep. Gerry nailed it.
  13. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    Also I`m going to be 19 in like a week. My icon/info will forever make people think I`m 13.
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    For all my reserved mannerisms I do have an insane sex drive.
    Hello!
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    HURR HURR HURR THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF FEMALE STERETYPES HURR HURR DURR DERP.
  16. Profile photo of Spaztazoid
    Spaztazoid Female 18-29
    152 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    I`ve done 1:03 more than once...and I could probably change a hot water tank in half the time it would take my guy.
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    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    I say like half this poo and now Im worried.
  18. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    Correction: poo *most* girls don`t say

    I`ve said a lot of this to my husband, but I`m not sure if that`s good or bad...
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    dfhjtykty Female 30-39
    2 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm


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    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    dumb
  21. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    She talks way too much.
  22. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    Nailed it.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    What`s next? "Things Gays never say" ?
  24. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 11:58 pm
    The only problem with that video is she wasn`t in the kitchen for all of it.
  25. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 12:40 am
    the only thing missing is how much she loves anal ...
  26. Profile photo of artvamp27
    artvamp27 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 7:38 am
    hey i know girls who say that
  27. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 8:12 am
    0:27 : I say that.
  28. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 8:16 am
    meh. At least 5 of those things my wife says.
  29. Profile photo of WakeToWood
    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    180 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 9:53 am
    Now we know zombunny is a guy
  30. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 9:58 am
    I say a lot of these, except the "you`re right" one... Yeah that one doesn`t happen much.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 11:17 am
    meh... they have done better
  32. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    I say most of these things. On a regular basis.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    hahah pretty awesome, but some of them you gotta find the right girl...some of them...? sorry, I`m not giving you a play by play on my pooping. That is MY pooping- it`s not FOR YOU.
  34. Profile photo of Mogulman
    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 10:43 pm
    But... girls don`t poop!
  35. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    Would have been better if she was hot
  36. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm
    funniest one yet imo
  37. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 8:00 am
    yeah...i say most of these things actually
  38. Profile photo of Funkytoes
    Funkytoes Female 18-29
    170 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Hmm must be some American woman thing... most girls I know say stuff like this
  39. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Are you kidding me? Women love a great pair of tits as much as men do. He might have more things he wants to do with them, but that doesn`t mean he likes them more. I point out awesome boobs (as discreetly as I can) all the time.

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