Sh*t Girls Don`t Say

Submitted by: beardtats 5 years ago Funny

If only the world were really like this...
There are 39 comments:
Female 737
Are you kidding me? Women love a great pair of tits as much as men do. He might have more things he wants to do with them, but that doesn`t mean he likes them more. I point out awesome boobs (as discreetly as I can) all the time.
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Female 170
Hmm must be some American woman thing... most girls I know say stuff like this
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Female 1,784
yeah...i say most of these things actually
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Male 2,988
funniest one yet imo
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Male 4,902
Would have been better if she was hot
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Male 295
But... girls don`t poop!
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Female 3,696
hahah pretty awesome, but some of them you gotta find the right girl...some of them...? sorry, I`m not giving you a play by play on my pooping. That is MY pooping- it`s not FOR YOU.
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Female 735
I say most of these things. On a regular basis.
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Male 25,416
meh... they have done better
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Female 220
I say a lot of these, except the "you`re right" one... Yeah that one doesn`t happen much.
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Male 195
Now we know zombunny is a guy
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Male 1,418
meh. At least 5 of those things my wife says.
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Female 2,525
0:27 : I say that.
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Female 42
hey i know girls who say that
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Male 1,197
the only thing missing is how much she loves anal ...
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Male 330
The only problem with that video is she wasn`t in the kitchen for all of it.
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Male 37,910

What`s next? "Things Gays never say" ?
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Male 646
Nailed it.
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Male 613
She talks way too much.
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Female 144
dumb
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Female 843
Correction: poo *most* girls don`t say

I`ve said a lot of this to my husband, but I`m not sure if that`s good or bad...
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Female 240
I say like half this poo and now Im worried.
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Female 152
I`ve done 1:03 more than once...and I could probably change a hot water tank in half the time it would take my guy.
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Male 3,425
HURR HURR HURR THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF FEMALE STERETYPES HURR HURR DURR DERP.
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Male 10,440
[quote] For all my reserved mannerisms I do have an insane sex drive. [/quote]
Hello!
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Female 1,441
Also I`m going to be 19 in like a week. My icon/info will forever make people think I`m 13.
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Male 10,440
Yep. Gerry nailed it.
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Female 1,441
I`ve said "I feel like we don`t have sex enough" before. For all my reserved mannerisms I do have an insane sex drive.
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Female 3,727
DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2358 Posts Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:04:57 PM
I say that last one all the time. Communication is important in the bedroom. Ladies, get yours!
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I agree, I just hold his head down there until he gets it right or goes unconscious...whatever comes first.
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Male 2,841
Not one of those quotes involved their love for sandwich making. There is hope for this world yet.
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Male 483
Pshhh, my girlfriend always tells me when she doesn`t cum. Makes it my job to get her there!
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Female 2,674
I say that last one all the time. Communication is important in the bedroom. Ladies, get yours!
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Male 2,085
Gerry nailed it!
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Male 1,540
I agree, Gerry. I wonder why no women have responded to your post yet, though.
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Female 836
Gerry1of1... even when they say "Look out! I`m going to smack you for saying that!!!"

eh?
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Male 37,910

It doesn`t really matter what they say.
We aren`t listening.
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Male 255
hey lookit that. exactly a year of trolling, annoying and being generally as offensive as possible, i got a submission approved.
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Male 255
Link: Sh*t Girls Don`t Say [Rate Link] - If only the world were really like this...
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