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Date: 01/30/12 07:33 PM

27 Responses to Shaolin Monk Iron Egg Skill

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    Link: Shaolin Monk Iron Egg Skill - I used to be a monk like you, but I took a kick to the groin.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    If I understand the culture correctly, they aren`t using them for anything important anyways.

    On a side note, I once saw a video of a an old martial artist who could retract his testicles at will, i.e. all the way back inside.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    I fin the trick is to avoid getting kicked in the junk, instead of standing spread eagle in a bar fight.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    January 30, 2012 at 10:24 pm
    Ah, but Shi-yin-wu never have chirdren.
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    357 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 10:33 pm
    Why is it called the `Iron Egg Skill`?
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 10:55 pm
    Why is it called the `Iron Egg Skill`?
    You`re an Australian male who is confused to experience what it`s like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?

    F*ck it, now I`m confused.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2012 at 12:07 am
    this is why asians evolved to have tiny ones
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    357 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 12:46 am
    `You`re an Australian male who is confused to experience what it`s like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?`
    Eggs= Bollocks... Yeah, I get it... But no English speaking nation calls balls `Eggs`...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 12:53 am
    This is how i masturbate.. i am a shaolin monk now?
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 1:39 am
    So the opening scene in Johnny English 2 has historical merit ^^
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2012 at 1:45 am
    @Sourkraut

    Sure, `eggs` is not often used as slang, but you would figure one could easily assume what they refer to when you consider the properties of eggs... Small in size, oblong-spheroid in shape, and fragile to impact
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 3:19 am
    lol the second guy felt it had a hard time standing up there
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    January 31, 2012 at 6:23 am
    My first thought was than an `iron egg` was some sort of item used in training. First few seconds made the reality clear.

    Reminds me of a story I heard about a monk and his disciple waiting in line at a ferry and about to pay a small sum (say, 50p.). A second monk and his disciple show up and the monk just runs lightly over the river.

    The second disciple turns to the first and says `See what my master can do? It took him 25 years to master that skill. Can your master do that?`

    The disciple turns to his monk who sighs. `Twenty five years? Just pay the 50p.`
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    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 7:28 am
    @EgalM

    That`s actually the more correct way of doing this type of training, but learning to retract your balls takes a lot longer than just pounding on them till they lose all sensitivity.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 7:52 am
    I only recently heard that Sumo wrestlers retract their balls. As if balls aren`t weird enough, having retractable balls is pretty f*cked up.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2012 at 8:39 am
    Now I`ve got the song "Detachable Penis: in my head great!
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    waglfg Male 50-59
    25 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 10:24 am
    I guess the mystery of the swearing off women thing is kinda self-explanatory now.
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    fps_will Male 18-29
    102 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 10:26 am
    BALLS OF STEEL
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 11:10 am
    I looked that whole video on google a week ago... weird
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    Yeah... i saw this live. It goes all the way up there... cringe!
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    I cried for him.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    there`s also iron shirt and iron arms. like iron egg, the idea is to desensitize and harden your skin to feel less pain and endure more stress. achieved by applying pain and stress to the skin ^^
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    I knew the kicks were coming but I still said OOH OOH OH OH MY OH NO!!!
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    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    that guy is f`n NUTS
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 8:35 am
    @honkeylips- Ah hahahahahahaha!!!!
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    February 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    i see the significance behind the name `iron egg` now
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    February 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
    it`s hard being a monk...

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