Shaolin Monk Iron Egg Skill

Submitted by: bacon_pie 5 years ago in Funny

I used to be a monk like you, but I took a kick to the groin.
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Male 526
it`s hard being a monk...
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Male 2,790
i see the significance behind the name `iron egg` now
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Male 2,737
@honkeylips- Ah hahahahahahaha!!!!
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Male 64
that guy is f`n NUTS
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Male 1,586
I knew the kicks were coming but I still said OOH OOH OH OH MY OH NO!!!
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Male 3,619
there`s also iron shirt and iron arms. like iron egg, the idea is to desensitize and harden your skin to feel less pain and endure more stress. achieved by applying pain and stress to the skin ^^
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Male 835
I cried for him.
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Male 25,417
Yeah... i saw this live. It goes all the way up there... cringe!
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Male 2,579
I looked that whole video on google a week ago... weird
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Male 102
BALLS OF STEEL
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Male 25
I guess the mystery of the swearing off women thing is kinda self-explanatory now.
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Male 14,331
Now I`ve got the song "Detachable Penis: in my head great!
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Female 4,039
I only recently heard that Sumo wrestlers retract their balls. As if balls aren`t weird enough, having retractable balls is pretty f*cked up.
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Male 358
@EgalM

That`s actually the more correct way of doing this type of training, but learning to retract your balls takes a lot longer than just pounding on them till they lose all sensitivity.
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Male 7,123
My first thought was than an `iron egg` was some sort of item used in training. First few seconds made the reality clear.

Reminds me of a story I heard about a monk and his disciple waiting in line at a ferry and about to pay a small sum (say, 50p.). A second monk and his disciple show up and the monk just runs lightly over the river.

The second disciple turns to the first and says `See what my master can do? It took him 25 years to master that skill. Can your master do that?`

The disciple turns to his monk who sighs. `Twenty five years? Just pay the 50p.`
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Male 240
lol the second guy felt it had a hard time standing up there
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Male 2,688
@Sourkraut

Sure, `eggs` is not often used as slang, but you would figure one could easily assume what they refer to when you consider the properties of eggs... Small in size, oblong-spheroid in shape, and fragile to impact
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Male 2,332
So the opening scene in Johnny English 2 has historical merit ^^
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Male 2,419
This is how i masturbate.. i am a shaolin monk now?
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Male 369
`You`re an Australian male who is confused to experience what it`s like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?`
Eggs= Bollocks... Yeah, I get it... But no English speaking nation calls balls `Eggs`...
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Male 1,196
this is why asians evolved to have tiny ones
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Male 12,138
[quote]Why is it called the `Iron Egg Skill`?[/quote]
You`re an Australian male who is confused to experience what it`s like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?

F*ck it, now I`m confused.
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Male 369
Why is it called the `Iron Egg Skill`?
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Female 6,381
Ah, but Shi-yin-wu never have chirdren.
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Male 3,431
I fin the trick is to avoid getting kicked in the junk, instead of standing spread eagle in a bar fight.
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Male 1,737
If I understand the culture correctly, they aren`t using them for anything important anyways.

On a side note, I once saw a video of a an old martial artist who could retract his testicles at will, i.e. all the way back inside.
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Male 3,060
Link: Shaolin Monk Iron Egg Skill [Rate Link] - I used to be a monk like you, but I took a kick to the groin.
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