Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago in Misc

A page from an actual doctors" periodical. They"re missing a few.
There are 64 comments:
Male 646
Does anyone really ever say "vajayjay"?

Ah, it`s not even in my official Firefox American English spell check list.
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Male 694
queef is not slang for vagina... o.O
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Male 265
They left out "stank biscuit."
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Male 2,619
Clunge. Blurt. Foofie. David Cameron.
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Male 391
And the eskimos only have 21 words to describe snow....just shows how culturally important this pudding hatch is to humanity!
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Male 5,413
Arcade slot machine
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Female 1,589
My friend calls it a "Sad Old Man" that cries once a month.
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Male 230
Squish Mitten (From Bloodhound Gang) Although Whispering Eye is good...
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Male 60
wizard`s sleeve
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Female 32
where is bajingo?
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Male 408
woo
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Male 240
no whispering eye?
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Male 51
Vocabulary enhanced.
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Female 6,381
"Wugget`???
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Female 245
Quivering mound of love pudding? Bwahahahaha. nice.... I also laughed at fur burger. That is the most unattractive discription of a vulva!
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Male 1
Gateway to her guts
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Female 61
what about lady bits? Or lunch box? Hmmm...
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Female 2,525
I don`t see "Lady Business" on there.
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Male 181
`The eye that weeps most when best pleased.`
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Male 1,249
Quivering mound of love pudding is an instant classic but pink sausage wallet is great too
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Male 571
[quote">This can`t be real. "Moose knuckle" isn`t even female.[/quote">

There doesn`t seem to be total agreement on this term. I`ve always heard/used it as a reference to a female as a bigger, more "intense" version of camel toe.
http://www.damnlol.com/camel-toe-vs-moose-knuckle-12.html

Some people use the term referring to guys, although I don`t really get how it applies that way.

There`s also another variation called Deer Hoof
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Male 1,252
Whats the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesnt queef when you pull the meat out :D


(sorry ladies lol)
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Female 178
My boyfriend can`t get over "Nappy dugout" and wants to hear no more lol
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Male 35
gee, geebag, vajingo, taco fries...
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Male 1,810
Woogit ? Wugget ? Lolwut ???
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Female 258
This can`t be real. "Moose knuckle" isn`t even female.
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Male 321
What about the good ole Gutted Jack Rabbit
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Female 54
The more you know!
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Female 399
I am saving this and printing it out.
Also @kerryfairy82 In America, "fanny" means "butt," so Americans probably were confused at the way you defined queef, lol.
Unless they know English terms. Which they might.
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Male 10
meat curtains?
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Male 15,510
There is no a day in IAB without a vulvovaginal complain
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Female 52
well...I know how to make my next doctor visit a little more interesting!
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Male 6,227
In the squirrel community, we sometimes use the word "filbert." Just thought you might want to know.
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Female 839
A queef is a fanny fart, and clit is not a slang name for the vulva, it is shory for clitoris. Plus, what are the chances of a woman going to her doctor complaining of a sore `pink sausage wallet`?
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Male 4,004
They forgot snapper.
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Male 12,365
[quote]So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.[/quote]

I think it`s more likely that the list is intended to cover what words or phrases doctors might hear patients use. It`s helpful if a doctor doesn`t have to reply "I have no idea what you`re talking about" when a patient first speaks to them.
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Male 341
I just counted 29 ive used before lol
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Male 571
Call me anally retentive, but "queef" is not a slang term for vagina, although it is vagina related.
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Female 4,447
Wait, wait, wait, Moose Knuckle is the term for a male camel toe. This list is lacking. They have half a dozen different spellings for one word. I see no Squish Mitten. You know what, just go listen to Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo". I`ll make it easy for you.
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Male 1,686
Yes, I`ll have thee...uhm...
Fur Burger Delight and a Hot Cherry Bend-Over.
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Male 25,416
What next on IAB. Poop jokes :P
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Male 835
o_O

Really? A list of slang words for genitalia? How many more of these will make the rounds?
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Male 38,738

Darn! I`ve got the best vagina gif ever but of course I can`t post it.
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Male 10,440
I`ve never heard of half of these... but reading them is funneh.

Some of them are insulting. What would you think of a doctor who called it a `soggy box`?
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Female 1,380
neden made the list? really? `tis what some juggalos/juggalettes use for pussy
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Male 12,138
Reminds me of that old joke:

Young boy walks in on his mom in the shower. Pointing between her legs, he asks, "Mommy, what happened to you there?"

"Oh", she said, thinking fast, "that`s where a bad man hit me with an axe".

"Wow mom!" said the boy. "That must have hurt, he got you right in the c*nt!"
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Female 3,562
So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.
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Female 53
Haha my favorites are by far Moose Knuckle, Pink Sausage Wallet and Axe Wound <3 <3 <3
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Male 6,227
@Oblivia:

~Squrlz appears with top hat, tails, and walking stick~

You like potato and I like potahto,
You like panini, and I like punani,
Potato, potahto, panini, punani!
Let`s call the whole thing off!
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Male 38,738

Caslopis
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Male 1,197
i have always liked the term axe wound personally
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Female 812
You are thinking about a panini Squrlz ;)

Axe wound? What the hell! My little brother (3) already freaked out after he found out I do not have a little wiener, what if I called it an axe wound? Scared for life! (and I do not mean myself)
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Female 3,727
What happened to sugar bowl?
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Male 1,931
Vajayjay
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Female 65
What about "Whisker Biscuit"?
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Male 6,227
Blecch. So many horrid names. Personally, I prefer "muff," "kitty," or that old standby, the p-word. (No, NOT "punani"--I hear that and all I can think of is a grilled sandwich.)
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Female 1,566
Excuse me doctor, I seem to be having some issues with my quivering mound of love pudding.
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Male 1
quivering mound of love pudding hahahaha
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Male 2,551
Moose knuckle? I thought that women got camel toes, and guys got moose knuckles?
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Male 198
Departments of Dermatology? and Obstetrics and Gynecology make sense. But the second person is at a dentistry college. Maybe that one gets questions about the proper cleaning of vagina dentata.
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Female 1,894
lol i love his this is actually a medical article
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Male 103
Wait, people actually call the vulva a queef? I thought that was just a fart from the vag.
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Male 20,301
What`s neden?
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Female 1,262
Link: Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva [Pic] [Rate Link] - A page from an actual doctors` periodical. They`re missing a few.
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