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Date: 01/29/12 12:30 PM

65 Responses to Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    Link: Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva - A page from an actual doctors` periodical. They`re missing a few.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    What`s neden?
  3. Profile photo of TheLargeOne
    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
    103 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    Wait, people actually call the vulva a queef? I thought that was just a fart from the vag.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    lol i love his this is actually a medical article
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    Departments of Dermatology? and Obstetrics and Gynecology make sense. But the second person is at a dentistry college. Maybe that one gets questions about the proper cleaning of vagina dentata.
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    Moose knuckle? I thought that women got camel toes, and guys got moose knuckles?
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    Phill42 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    quivering mound of love pudding hahahaha
  8. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    Excuse me doctor, I seem to be having some issues with my quivering mound of love pudding.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    Blecch. So many horrid names. Personally, I prefer "muff," "kitty," or that old standby, the p-word. (No, NOT "punani"--I hear that and all I can think of is a grilled sandwich.)
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    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    What about "Whisker Biscuit"?
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Vajayjay
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    What happened to sugar bowl?
  13. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    You are thinking about a panini Squrlz ;)

    Axe wound? What the hell! My little brother (3) already freaked out after he found out I do not have a little wiener, what if I called it an axe wound? Scared for life! (and I do not mean myself)
  14. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    i have always liked the term axe wound personally
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Caslopis
  16. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    @Oblivia:

    ~Squrlz appears with top hat, tails, and walking stick~

    You like potato and I like potahto,
    You like panini, and I like punani,
    Potato, potahto, panini, punani!
    Let`s call the whole thing off!
  17. Profile photo of velvet_girl
    velvet_girl Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    Haha my favorites are by far Moose Knuckle, Pink Sausage Wallet and Axe Wound <3 <3 <3
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    Reminds me of that old joke:

    Young boy walks in on his mom in the shower. Pointing between her legs, he asks, "Mommy, what happened to you there?"

    "Oh", she said, thinking fast, "that`s where a bad man hit me with an axe".

    "Wow mom!" said the boy. "That must have hurt, he got you right in the c*nt!"
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    neden made the list? really? `tis what some juggalos/juggalettes use for pussy
  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    I`ve never heard of half of these... but reading them is funneh.

    Some of them are insulting. What would you think of a doctor who called it a `soggy box`?
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Darn! I`ve got the best vagina gif ever but of course I can`t post it.
  23. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    o_O

    Really? A list of slang words for genitalia? How many more of these will make the rounds?
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    What next on IAB. Poop jokes :P
  25. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    Yes, I`ll have thee...uhm...
    Fur Burger Delight and a Hot Cherry Bend-Over.
  26. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    Wait, wait, wait, Moose Knuckle is the term for a male camel toe. This list is lacking. They have half a dozen different spellings for one word. I see no Squish Mitten. You know what, just go listen to Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo". I`ll make it easy for you.
  27. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    Call me anally retentive, but "queef" is not a slang term for vagina, although it is vagina related.
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    I just counted 29 ive used before lol
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.

    I think it`s more likely that the list is intended to cover what words or phrases doctors might hear patients use. It`s helpful if a doctor doesn`t have to reply "I have no idea what you`re talking about" when a patient first speaks to them.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    They forgot snapper.
  31. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    A queef is a fanny fart, and clit is not a slang name for the vulva, it is shory for clitoris. Plus, what are the chances of a woman going to her doctor complaining of a sore `pink sausage wallet`?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    bajingo
  33. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    In the squirrel community, we sometimes use the word "filbert." Just thought you might want to know.
  34. Profile photo of d_marie
    d_marie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    well...I know how to make my next doctor visit a little more interesting!
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    There is no a day in IAB without a vulvovaginal complain
  36. Profile photo of revwar
    revwar Male 30-39
    10 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    meat curtains?
  37. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    I am saving this and printing it out.
    Also @kerryfairy82 In America, "fanny" means "butt," so Americans probably were confused at the way you defined queef, lol.
    Unless they know English terms. Which they might.
  38. Profile photo of Mrs_rumpel
    Mrs_rumpel Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    The more you know!
  39. Profile photo of snakecharmer
    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    What about the good ole Gutted Jack Rabbit
  40. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 8:44 pm
    This can`t be real. "Moose knuckle" isn`t even female.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    Woogit ? Wugget ? Lolwut ???
  42. Profile photo of varietyweasl
    varietyweasl Male 18-29
    35 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:20 pm
    gee, geebag, vajingo, taco fries...
  43. Profile photo of dblond369
    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    My boyfriend can`t get over "Nappy dugout" and wants to hear no more lol
  44. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:04 pm
    Whats the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesnt queef when you pull the meat out :D


    (sorry ladies lol)
  45. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 12:55 am
    [quote">This can`t be real. "Moose knuckle" isn`t even female.[/quote">

    There doesn`t seem to be total agreement on this term. I`ve always heard/used it as a reference to a female as a bigger, more "intense" version of camel toe.
    http://www.damnlol.com/camel-toe-vs-moose-knuckle-12.html

    Some people use the term referring to guys, although I don`t really get how it applies that way.

    There`s also another variation called Deer Hoof
  46. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 1:49 am
    Quivering mound of love pudding is an instant classic but pink sausage wallet is great too
  47. Profile photo of Omphaloskept
    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
    181 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 3:41 am
    `The eye that weeps most when best pleased.`
  48. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 5:49 am
    I don`t see "Lady Business" on there.
  49. Profile photo of JetPink
    JetPink Female 18-29
    61 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 6:13 am
    what about lady bits? Or lunch box? Hmmm...
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    davebutcher Male 50-59
    1 post
    January 30, 2012 at 6:20 am
    Gateway to her guts
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    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 8:09 am
    Quivering mound of love pudding? Bwahahahaha. nice.... I also laughed at fur burger. That is the most unattractive discription of a vulva!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 8:32 am
    "Wugget`???
  53. Profile photo of tripout420
    tripout420 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 9:30 am
    Vocabulary enhanced.
  54. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 10:01 am
    no whispering eye?
  55. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    woo
  56. Profile photo of crazy4ruger
    crazy4ruger Female 18-29
    32 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    where is bajingo?
  57. Profile photo of sbutler1
    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    wizard`s sleeve
  58. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    Squish Mitten (From Bloodhound Gang) Although Whispering Eye is good...
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    My friend calls it a "Sad Old Man" that cries once a month.
  60. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 8:05 am
    Arcade slot machine
  61. Profile photo of wolladude
    wolladude Male 30-39
    361 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 11:07 am
    And the eskimos only have 21 words to describe snow....just shows how culturally important this pudding hatch is to humanity!
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Clunge. Blurt. Foofie. David Cameron.
  63. Profile photo of cheeseb
    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    They left out "stank biscuit."
  64. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    687 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    queef is not slang for vagina... o.O
  65. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 6:01 am
    Does anyone really ever say "vajayjay"?

    Ah, it`s not even in my official Firefox American English spell check list.

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