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Date: 01/16/12 12:45 PM

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  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    Link: Old Proverb Is Crappy Proverb - Apparently, like patience, rape is a virtue? This has to be the worst book ever.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Ladies- when rape is inevitable, relax, pull your .40 from your thigh holster, pump 2 or 3 shots into the motherdraters crotch and enjoy that!
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Tacky ya but it isn`t saying rape is virtuous.
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    itzazoom Male 18-29
    182 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    where is the problem, it clearly states "if its inevitable" so if you are `drated` you can still make "the best" of it.
    I am not praising rape, but if poo is bad why not try making it better?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Something tells me a man thought that proverb up.
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    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    CaptKangaroo doesn`t understand the word inevitable.
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    i see this as a bad version of
    "when life hands you lemons..."
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    @Gerry1of1 you mean a future rapist
    in any case...i laughed for 10 sec or so=)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Well thats highly wrong... just remember high heels become good weapons.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Wow. Worst proverb ever. I googled it out of curiousity. And some people are actually stupid enough to quote it. In public!
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    This "proverb" is wrong.
    Even if something wrong is inevitable, stand up and say it is wrong!
    (The "stand up" was not meant to be a pun)
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Again with the "Who the hell writes these comments?"

    How does this at ALL say that rape is a virtue? Guess we just make shhit up now huh IAB?!
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    sandy333 Male 50-59
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    January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    I think that was what Tex Antwon (a weatherman on ABC New York) said before his segment, just after the story about a rape. Two things resulted from his comment. He was fired and never was on the air again and the networks had a time delay for their Live News reports.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    "I am not praising rape, but if poo is bad why not try making it better?"

    Try telling that to the millions of military rape victims in second and third world countries, hell try telling that to single one in your country.

    If this is the worst book ever, this idiots comment is the worst type ever.....
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    "CaptKangaroo doesn`t understand the word inevitable."

    Or the fact that women are not the only ones that can be raped....
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    Hehe. Be like water. Twist balls like whirlwind.
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    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    Steelgrid: thinking rape only happens in the military since Monday, January 16, 2012 1:49:01 PM.
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    So... Was that "proverb" written by a rapist?

    Personally, I`d approve of something more like, "When rape is inevitable, try to make sure it`s as unenjoyable as possible for the rapist without further jeopardizing your own safety." Maybe lie there emotionlessly and talk about your crappy day at work or drum your fingers and keep checking the time.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    Maybe lie there emotionlessly and talk about your crappy day at work or drum your fingers and keep checking the time.

    wait...thats not normal?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    There`s good reasons why some old `proverbs` fall out of use...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    There`s good reasons why some old `proverbs` fall out of use...
    There are also good reasons why no one wanted to take credit for saying this.
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    StillCrazee Female 18-29
    40 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 12:35 am
    *group hug* for Steelgrid all..he`s apparently having a really bad day. Or he`s out of tampons and the store is closed.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 2:51 am
    what amazes me is with all the brilliant minds here at IAB that maybe the writer wasn`t talking about sexual rape. I guess it`s just become one of those words that illicit certain responses no matter what meaning it may have. Then again, I could be wrong and it was written by a jailed sex offender.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 4:58 am
    "what amazes me is with all the brilliant minds here at IAB that maybe the writer wasn`t talking about sexual rape. I guess it`s just become one of those words that illicit certain responses no matter what meaning it may have. Then again, I could be wrong and it was written by a jailed sex offender."

    There`s no such thing as non-sexual rape.
  25. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 6:05 am
    "There`s no such thing as non-sexual rape."

    entry 4 from dictionary.com -

    an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: ie. the rape of the countryside.

    and yes I`ve heard it used in the non-sexual meaning.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    ForSquirel, i`m glad you have such a refined vocabulary, but i want to know, how would this make any sense if it was not referring to sexual rape?
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    @GMK - beats me, I didn`t write it.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    January 18, 2012 at 10:23 am
    For example-"When the white people came to America, they raped the land and killed the natives."
    There ya go.

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