Mr. Toilet

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Misc

Meet Mr. Toilet | Jessica Yu from Focus Forward Films on Vimeo.


This guy talks a lot of sh*t.
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Male 25,416
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Male 1,737
Guess I better get to work if I want the title of Mr. Coffee.
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Male 37,897

Shouldn`t this have been called
"$hitty things asian guys say"
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Male 319
I don`t think designing toilets is the answer. The education campaign to get all these people to USE the toilets would be a massive, massive undertaking. And getting them to maintain said toilets. Now, if you design a toilet that turns crap into gasoline, well, then you`ll have the financial backing to bring about such an education project.
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Male 4,793
This guy is pretty cool for sure :)

Also, I want a caveman sit toilet. We`re physically designed to NOT poo while in a seated position. We actually have a muscle which sole purpose is to prevent us from sh*ting while sitting. Our toilets just don`t make sense.
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Male 37,897

All those potty puns.
Bear Grylls approves.

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Male 1,063
This guy is great! I`d love to have him as my wingman this Saturday night!
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Male 37,897

What a charmin man. ;-)
Dont` listen to the haters, its just a `smear` campaign.
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Male 14,775
"In other news

Japanese Make Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces"

Tried Singapore`s New Water?
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Male 14,775
Not keeping up with the Jonases

Loose Vitton handbeg

Doing sosho wurk dat is creatin some impect; better to die like dat

Gotta love Singaporeans.
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Male 15,510
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Male 37,897

He doesn`t know squat.




That`s me...all the puns you ever peed.

okay, I`ll stop now
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Male 37,897

Confucious say: verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement
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Male 66
Squat to poop. You can squat in the USA too.
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Male 37,897

Okah :-D Urine for some fun puns now!!!

What a potty mouth that guy has. What the duece does he think he`s doing? He goes to some sh*tty toilet convention and spews verbal diahrea, does that help clean things up? No. He`s just clogging up the internet with his crappy commentary. If he wants the cesspool of humanity to own toilets he`ll have to plumb to new depths for a solution. It needs a real solution, not just a paper one. The poor haven`t a pot to piss in & I hope he doesn`t strain too hard, but it would make a big splash if he could solve it! Perhaps he`ll need help to flush out the facts & help with his movement. If he plops down a good idea, well I`m not going to Poo-Poo it!

I`m on a (toilet) roll but al-ass I`ve got to get off this subject, it`s driving me around the U-bend. I`m at a loo-se end Straining to think up more puns so I think it`s time toi-let someone else try.
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Male 768
That dude is cool as.. Oh sorry I mean, That guy is the SH*T!!
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Male 1,164
No sh*t!
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Male 9
This guy really knows his sh*t
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Female 8,044
Link: Mr. Toilet [Rate Link] - This guy talks a lot of sh*t.
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