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Date: 01/26/12 03:30 PM

19 Responses to Mr. Toilet

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    Link: Mr. Toilet - This guy talks a lot of sh*t.
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    willtheforth Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    This guy really knows his sh*t
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    No sh*t!
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    That dude is cool as.. Oh sorry I mean, That guy is the SH*T!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Okah :-D Urine for some fun puns now!!!

    What a potty mouth that guy has. What the duece does he think he`s doing? He goes to some sh*tty toilet convention and spews verbal diahrea, does that help clean things up? No. He`s just clogging up the internet with his crappy commentary. If he wants the cesspool of humanity to own toilets he`ll have to plumb to new depths for a solution. It needs a real solution, not just a paper one. The poor haven`t a pot to piss in & I hope he doesn`t strain too hard, but it would make a big splash if he could solve it! Perhaps he`ll need help to flush out the facts & help with his movement. If he plops down a good idea, well I`m not going to Poo-Poo it!

    I`m on a (toilet) roll but al-ass I`ve got to get off this subject, it`s driving me around the U-bend. I`m at a loo-se end Straining to think up more puns so I think it`s time toi-let someone else try.
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    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    Squat to poop. You can squat in the USA too.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    Confucious say: verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    He doesn`t know squat.




    That`s me...all the puns you ever peed.

    okay, I`ll stop now
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    In other news

    Japanese Make Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    Not keeping up with the Jonases

    Loose Vitton handbeg

    Doing sosho wurk dat is creatin some impect; better to die like dat

    Gotta love Singaporeans.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    "In other news

    Japanese Make Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces"

    Tried Singapore`s New Water?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    What a charmin man. ;-)
    Dont` listen to the haters, its just a `smear` campaign.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    This guy is great! I`d love to have him as my wingman this Saturday night!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    All those potty puns.
    Bear Grylls approves.

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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:15 pm
    This guy is pretty cool for sure :)

    Also, I want a caveman sit toilet. We`re physically designed to NOT poo while in a seated position. We actually have a muscle which sole purpose is to prevent us from sh*ting while sitting. Our toilets just don`t make sense.
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    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 3:43 am
    I don`t think designing toilets is the answer. The education campaign to get all these people to USE the toilets would be a massive, massive undertaking. And getting them to maintain said toilets. Now, if you design a toilet that turns crap into gasoline, well, then you`ll have the financial backing to bring about such an education project.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 5:47 am

    Shouldn`t this have been called
    "$hitty things asian guys say"
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 5:52 am
    Guess I better get to work if I want the title of Mr. Coffee.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    Man vs Wild the video game I guess its the closest thing to drinking your own piss

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