Most Confusing Lawyer Ad Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

I don"t get it... oh, wait... Ha!
There are 28 comments:
Female 143
lawndartsftw; Yeah, and then we complain that they are too thin and pretty and make us want to be like them.
I`d love for everyone to just be happy with what we`ve got, or make some changes if they`re not satisfied. It`s a shame everything isn`t that simple. Mehh.
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Male 1,810
@ippa. The beautiful people will be on TV, movies, music, etc., to entertain the rest of us non-pretty types, who are doing all the work.....
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Male 729
@drawman61: "Oh look, more proof of how superficial women really are."

We need MORE proof?
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Male 2,419
@gothpirate
those shoes look good on you!

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Male 2,419
@lostinkorea,
well i am glad you were amused, now where is my dinner?
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Female 121
drawnman61 if you`re having trouble finding a girlfriend because you`re fat, that`s your own fault. No need to blame an entire percentage of the population. Either you have a poo personality or you need to hop on a treadmill old friend.
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Male 1,440
it also makes you grow hair!
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Male 7,775
Oh look, more proof of how superficial women really are.
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Male 14,835
"Till death do us part" ... ladies first.
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Male 360
next.
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Female 143
But that`ll give the bitter and ugly a chance to vote too, and we don`t want that now do we?
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Male 4,290
[quote]And the separation will most likely be performed in front of a live audience as a new hit reality show with celebrity judges.[/quote]
Don`t forget the £5/min phone-in voting system.
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Female 143
@almightybob1, yup. In the near future we will be divided to the beautiful and the ugly. The prettiest of us get loads of money and praise and get to live life how ever they please. The rest of us will probably get deported to an isolated island somewhere or a concentration camp of some sort. And the separation will most likely be performed in front of a live audience as a new hit reality show with celebrity judges.
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Male 4,290
This advert is part of the media`s concerted effort to make men feel they have to live up to an impossible self-image, that their physical attractiveness is all that matters, and that they`d better fit the look society demands or they will never be loved. Society needs to take a long hard look at itself. If you laughed at this, you`re part of the problem.

Right ladies?
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Male 792
I lost 135 pounds of useless fat. It was tough at first, but much easier now.
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Male 1,810
Riigghhtt, `cuz divorce is easy, painless, and all about upgrading......
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Female 3,727
MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
236 Posts Friday, January 06, 2012 1:23:23 PM
..run that ad with a fat woman/ skinny woman and the same laywer would be driving your car to your house which s/he now owns due to you being a sexsist pig.. double standards much?
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Yep, welcome to earth!

I think the ad is funny! :-D :-D :-D
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Female 2,674
Yep, I`m also voting no bueno on the ad.

Also- divorce in 5 days?? Seems legit.... I`ll keep them in mind after my first marriage (Ha! Who am I kidding... my second marriage too) goes awry.
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Male 598
"vv Agreed @MrOrange, if reversed it would create outrage!"

But they didnt reverse the roles, so its hilarious!
Seriously though, do we want people to be outraged against this or do we want people to be less outraged when we make the same joke with the genders switched?

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Male 37,820
vv Agreed @MrOrange, if reversed it would create outrage!
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Male 3,894
That ad is sexist.
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Male 2,419
if you`re going out with another guy that fast after separating (nobody takes a picture like that with their legal spouse while separated) the divorce isn`t gonna go well for you, you were clearly the unfaithful partner
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Male 2,419
..run that ad with a fat woman/ skinny woman and the same laywer would be driving your car to your house which s/he now owns due to you being a sexsist pig.. double standards much?
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Male 240
eww she didn`t change her clothes?
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Male 3,745
got it as soon as i looked at it...
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Male 25,416
The lawyer probably wanted her and the skinny guy is probably the lawyer....
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Male 495
She got divorced with the fat guy and got the skinny guy, cause of the lawyer.
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Female 1,338
Link: Most Confusing Lawyer Ad Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - I don`t get it... oh, wait... Ha!
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