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Date: 01/25/12 12:30 PM

63 Responses to Miley Cyrus Gets Close With Peen-Shaped Cake [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    Link: Miley Cyrus Gets Close With Peen-Shaped Cake - She bought her boyfriend this penis-shaped cake for his birthday. Of course she made it all about her. Semi-NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    I don`t get it. Why would a straight guy want a penis shaped cake?
  3. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    why is she such a whore?
  4. Profile photo of tttaylorrr
    tttaylorrr Female 18-29
    90 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    don`t worry, in a year or two there will be a video of her doing that to an actual dude.
  5. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    aahhh.. the transformation from a young, respectable, rising star... into a whore. it`s as american as apple pie.
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    Is he black?
  7. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    @tttaylorrr
    chances are, there`s already one out there
  8. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    You two act like that`s really that horrible of a thing. She`s hardly a role model, period, so what if she really digs the dick?

    I`ve had a couple slutty "girlfriends." They`re not really taking anything away from the non-sluts, at the time, I wouldn`t have bother with any female who didn`t put out daily. You really want to bother with that hassle?

    I just don`t get what women in general have against "whores." So she`s going through a phase, why shouldn`t she enjoy it?

    Question still stands though. Give him a cake shaped like tits or matching your bush. I don`t want no penis cake.
  9. Profile photo of Sgt_Choco
    Sgt_Choco Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    I`m sorry but this is just founded on jealousy. You think Miley Cyrus is the only girl who has done something trashy in her life? Ok she might make some wrong choices, but mention someone who lives a perfect, idealistic life especially when that someone has got to deal with being a role model to every pre-teen girl in America.

    Fact is she`s 18 now I think, and IMO it`s frankly ridiculous that she can be criticized for this silly picture. I worked as a waiter slash bartender last summer and 3 out of 5 nights a week we`d have either hen nights or stag dos, and the cake of choice was always genitalia. I`m not a massive fan of Miley Cyrus but you`ve got to cut her some slack.

    Sorry orange_panty but I think you`re being a bit spiteful in posting this.
  10. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    And this is what men actually find attractive some reason.
  11. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    complete with herpes on the tip
  12. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    Wow, people are defending this? Look, there`s nothing wrong with acting like an idiot sometimes, but there should be more going on in your life than being defined as that girl who acts like an idiot. Is she going to school? Is she doing ANYTHING productive with her life? Also, I have nothing against women acting sexy, but again there`s more to being a female specimen of the human race than just being a walking cum-dumpster.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    I think that cake needs to get tested for STDs now.
  14. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    You know what, here. If you`re a female, pretend this isn`t Miley Cyrus. Pretend it`s RuPaul or some other famous queen who guys just love to watch. You STILL saying this person can`t be overtly sexual in their public life?

    Yeah right. He gets away with it because he`s a queen, and it`s allowed. She doesn`t because women aren`t allowed to enjoy their sex life. The end.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2308 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    This is a 1%er. There you go USA, you made her rich rather than feed your neighbors.
  16. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    I`d do her.
  17. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Lighten up Sarah. It`s a 20 year old girl goofing off and having fun at a party. Good grief, there are probably 7 million pictures on Facebook of college girls at parties doing stupid s***. Why is she held to a higher standard? And is she anything productive with her life? She`s already made more money at age 20 than you will in your entire life.
  18. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    5869 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    onoffonoffon-"you made her rich"

    I didn`t. Pre-pubescent kids with little idea what constitutes talent did. But the point is, it`s THEIR money, and they can do what they want with it.

    onoffonoffon-"rather than feed your neighbors."

    Peoples` neighbors are not anyone else`s responsibility. If you want to feed them, do so. We`ll commend you. You do not get to determine that everyone else must, also.

    See, I thinkg certain charities are worth my money and time, so I contribute both to them. I do not demand that you do so. Would you prefer it that I come and demand, at gunpoint, that you spend the weekend building wheelchair ramps? (after all, it`s for a good cause)
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    Why Billy Ray, why?
  20. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    I just want to know why they got that for her boyfriend. Shouldn`t it have been boobs or something? And what`s the little black patch on the baws?
  21. Profile photo of BritInvasion
    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    The reason why it`s wrong, all of you, is because she has (had?) thousands of 13 YO fans that look(ed?) up to her. If you were a parent of one of those kids would you want them looking up to someone that had no shame of her fans seeing this?
  22. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    @BritInvasion So the real answer is to stop chasing celebrities and broadcasting every little thing they do. If they just let her celebrate in private it`s not a problem?
  23. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    "Lighten up Sarah. It`s a 20 year old girl goofing off and having fun at a party. Good grief, there are probably 7 million pictures on Facebook of college girls at parties doing stupid s***. Why is she held to a higher standard? And is she anything productive with her life? She`s already made more money at age 20 than you will in your entire life. "

    And there are horrible things that happen everyday that I could make a long list of that still shouldn`t be acceptable if you expect any success in your life. I have no more respect for her than I do for idiot "college girls" even though I doubt she`s going to college. That`s my point: too many people are this stupid and she`s a fine example of that stupidity. The fact that she`s rich BY NO MEANS makes her respectable.
  24. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    5869 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    onoffonoffon-"you made her rich"

    I didn`t. Pre-pubescent kids with little idea what constitutes talent did. But the point is, it`s THEIR money, and they can do what they want with it.

    onoffonoffon-"rather than feed your neighbors."

    Peoples` neighbors are not anyone else`s responsibility. If you want to feed them, do so. We`ll commend you. You do not get to determine that everyone else must, also.

    See, I thinkg certain charities are worth my money and time, so I contribute both to them. I do not demand that you do so. Would you prefer it that I come and demand, at gunpoint, that you spend the weekend building wheelchair ramps? (after all, it`s for a good cause)
  25. Profile photo of notorious98
    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    @sidewyz8

    Obviously it`s because he likes eating penis. Everyone`s figured this out except for Miley. She`s a dumbass.
  26. Profile photo of savagemonkey
    savagemonkey Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    @BritInvasion

    She has teenage fans, so screw her, she doesn`t get to have a life and do things normal 20-somethings do?
  27. Profile photo of g3n3r1k
    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    fake
  28. Profile photo of CrakrJakk
    CrakrJakk Male 40-49
    21 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    What happened to our society? What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?
  29. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    Somewhere, more than one person is fapping to this.
  30. Profile photo of Shelworth
    Shelworth Male 50-59
    384 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    classy
  31. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    Her people, the ones that are paid to limit such exposure are asleep or not there. You can`t live your private affairs in the pulic eye. The consumer will consume you. I figure she`s an 80 percent chance of full mental breakdown or massive drug/alcohol failure OR both in the next few years. Mark my words...
  32. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    "What happened to our society? What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?"

    I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes.
  33. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm
    "What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?"

    The people lost the morals and kept the christian ideals. That is pretty much what happened.
  34. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    "You know what, here. If you`re a female, pretend this isn`t Miley Cyrus. Pretend it`s RuPaul or some other famous queen who guys just love to watch. You STILL saying this person can`t be overtly sexual in their public life?

    Yeah right. He gets away with it because he`s a queen, and it`s allowed. She doesn`t because women aren`t allowed to enjoy their sex life. The end."

    ^^This. Heaven forbid an 18 (19?) year old woman should know what a penis is and possibly like them.
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    Nom nom
  36. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    "I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes."

    They loved them.
  37. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    911 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    um... it looks syphilitic.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    Moronic
  39. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    "I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes."

    Jefferson loved his black.
  40. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    she can eat my dick cake anytime she wants
  41. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    @ ryan99:

    OH MY GOD that was SO ORIGINAL. I have never heard that before. EVER.
  42. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    Girls love penises. Get over it.
  43. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    I think she thought this was the right moment to tell Liam that she got an STD (from a big black rooster) so he needs to check himself! Happy Birthday! :)
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 12:30 am
    that`s one step towards slut, one giant leap towards "private" sex tape.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:00 am
    but honestly, miley ain`t that bad. I would have done the same thing.
  46. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:30 am
    Yeah - looks like a case of Gonorrhea there.
  47. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:03 am
    The chunk taken out of the head is kind of disturbing 0.o
  48. Profile photo of Bananahammoc
    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    310 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:19 am
    I do not see anything wrong with this. She`s 19, of course she`s going to be doing things like this.
  49. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 5:48 am
    the sick thing is that ol` billy ray took those photos
  50. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 6:08 am
    This girl went from zero to whore so fast she probably set a land-speed record.
  51. Profile photo of RCola
    RCola Male 18-29
    94 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 6:18 am
    Whoa Herpes Cake
  52. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 7:16 am
    You can tell the Dad only cares about money as her manager, if he still is, I don`t pay attention. What self respecting father is going to let his daughter go from cute n cuddly to whore, while the whole country watches.
  53. Profile photo of clevelandenn
    clevelandenn Male 40-49
    21 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 9:38 am
    She got her BOYFRIEND a Chocolate penis cake ?
  54. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:23 am
    so i still don`t get what the little black stuff is between the balls. is it suppose to be an anus??
  55. Profile photo of raeleigh
    raeleigh Female 18-29
    61 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:55 am
    she`s doing what she`s good at in the first picture.. pretending to suck it.
  56. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    she`s lickin taint!!!!
  57. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    yeah getting your bf a chocolate penis is a bit odd.
  58. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    She has made a startlingly quick transformation from Disney star to a sorta skanky chick fellating chocolate cake penises. Or maybe a wannabe skanky chick, as she does seem to be trying awfully hard. A scientific anomaly indeed.

    It`s cool though guys, a sex tape has to be coming sooner or later. Really, it`s not too far a jump from pretending to suck chocolate dong cakes on camera to actually sucking (possibly chocolate) dongs on camera. Oh, and by chocolate I mean black...not covered in feces, but ya know, in this case that probably isn`t out of the question either.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    Agreed. There is a "leaked" sex tape in her(near)future, right after "leaked" nude cell phone photos, but before her reality show. The Paris Hilton trifecta......
  60. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 2:55 am
    She`s licking the wrong end.
  61. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    That cake looks like it has STDs
  62. Profile photo of Asino
    Asino Male 18-29
    137 posts
    January 28, 2012 at 8:14 am
    she seems to be licking the old pooper
  63. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    She`s a kid, kids think poo like this is edgy and funny. She totally doesn`t realize that was a retarded decision to make. Why people gotta hate?

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