Miley Cyrus Gets Close With Peen-Shaped Cake [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Weird

She bought her boyfriend this penis-shaped cake for his birthday. Of course she made it all about her. Semi-NSFW.
There are 62 comments:
Female 399
She`s a kid, kids think poo like this is edgy and funny. She totally doesn`t realize that was a retarded decision to make. Why people gotta hate?
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Male 137
she seems to be licking the old pooper
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Male 331
That cake looks like it has STDs
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Male 222
She`s licking the wrong end.
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Male 1,810
Agreed. There is a "leaked" sex tape in her(near)future, right after "leaked" nude cell phone photos, but before her reality show. The Paris Hilton trifecta......
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Male 294
She has made a startlingly quick transformation from Disney star to a sorta skanky chick fellating chocolate cake penises. Or maybe a wannabe skanky chick, as she does seem to be trying awfully hard. A scientific anomaly indeed.

It`s cool though guys, a sex tape has to be coming sooner or later. Really, it`s not too far a jump from pretending to suck chocolate dong cakes on camera to actually sucking (possibly chocolate) dongs on camera. Oh, and by chocolate I mean black...not covered in feces, but ya know, in this case that probably isn`t out of the question either.
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Female 1,205
yeah getting your bf a chocolate penis is a bit odd.
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Male 543
she`s lickin taint!!!!
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Female 61
she`s doing what she`s good at in the first picture.. pretending to suck it.
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Female 546
so i still don`t get what the little black stuff is between the balls. is it suppose to be an anus??
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Male 21
She got her BOYFRIEND a Chocolate penis cake ?
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Male 1,737
You can tell the Dad only cares about money as her manager, if he still is, I don`t pay attention. What self respecting father is going to let his daughter go from cute n cuddly to whore, while the whole country watches.
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Male 94
Whoa Herpes Cake
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Male 5,811
This girl went from zero to whore so fast she probably set a land-speed record.
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Male 260
the sick thing is that ol` billy ray took those photos
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Female 309
I do not see anything wrong with this. She`s 19, of course she`s going to be doing things like this.
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Male 4,902
The chunk taken out of the head is kind of disturbing 0.o
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Male 3,631
Yeah - looks like a case of Gonorrhea there.
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Female 2,289
but honestly, miley ain`t that bad. I would have done the same thing.
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Female 2,289
that`s one step towards slut, one giant leap towards "private" sex tape.
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Female 812
I think she thought this was the right moment to tell Liam that she got an STD (from a big black rooster) so he needs to check himself! Happy Birthday! :)
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Male 914
Girls love penises. Get over it.
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Female 1,798
@ ryan99:

OH MY GOD that was SO ORIGINAL. I have never heard that before. EVER.
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Male 2,344
she can eat my dick cake anytime she wants
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Female 1,798
"I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes."

Jefferson loved his black.
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Male 15,510
Moronic
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Male 916
um... it looks syphilitic.
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Male 2,855
"I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes."

They loved them.
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Male 25,416
Nom nom
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Female 2,525
"You know what, here. If you`re a female, pretend this isn`t Miley Cyrus. Pretend it`s RuPaul or some other famous queen who guys just love to watch. You STILL saying this person can`t be overtly sexual in their public life?

Yeah right. He gets away with it because he`s a queen, and it`s allowed. She doesn`t because women aren`t allowed to enjoy their sex life. The end."

^^This. Heaven forbid an 18 (19?) year old woman should know what a penis is and possibly like them.
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Male 4,793
"What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?"

The people lost the morals and kept the christian ideals. That is pretty much what happened.
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Female 2,525
"What happened to our society? What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?"

I don`t recall the founding fathers having an opinion on dick cakes.
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Male 674
Her people, the ones that are paid to limit such exposure are asleep or not there. You can`t live your private affairs in the pulic eye. The consumer will consume you. I figure she`s an 80 percent chance of full mental breakdown or massive drug/alcohol failure OR both in the next few years. Mark my words...
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Male 442
classy
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Male 876
Somewhere, more than one person is fapping to this.
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Male 21
What happened to our society? What happened to the morals and Christian ideals we were founded on?
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Male 250
fake
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Male 21
@BritInvasion

She has teenage fans, so screw her, she doesn`t get to have a life and do things normal 20-somethings do?
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Male 151
@sidewyz8

Obviously it`s because he likes eating penis. Everyone`s figured this out except for Miley. She`s a dumbass.
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Male 7,759
onoffonoffon-"you made her rich"

I didn`t. Pre-pubescent kids with little idea what constitutes talent did. But the point is, it`s THEIR money, and they can do what they want with it.

onoffonoffon-"rather than feed your neighbors."

Peoples` neighbors are not anyone else`s responsibility. If you want to feed them, do so. We`ll commend you. You do not get to determine that everyone else must, also.

See, I thinkg certain charities are worth my money and time, so I contribute both to them. I do not demand that you do so. Would you prefer it that I come and demand, at gunpoint, that you spend the weekend building wheelchair ramps? (after all, it`s for a good cause)
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Female 3,562
"Lighten up Sarah. It`s a 20 year old girl goofing off and having fun at a party. Good grief, there are probably 7 million pictures on Facebook of college girls at parties doing stupid s***. Why is she held to a higher standard? And is she anything productive with her life? She`s already made more money at age 20 than you will in your entire life. "

And there are horrible things that happen everyday that I could make a long list of that still shouldn`t be acceptable if you expect any success in your life. I have no more respect for her than I do for idiot "college girls" even though I doubt she`s going to college. That`s my point: too many people are this stupid and she`s a fine example of that stupidity. The fact that she`s rich BY NO MEANS makes her respectable.
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Male 997
@BritInvasion So the real answer is to stop chasing celebrities and broadcasting every little thing they do. If they just let her celebrate in private it`s not a problem?
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Male 312
The reason why it`s wrong, all of you, is because she has (had?) thousands of 13 YO fans that look(ed?) up to her. If you were a parent of one of those kids would you want them looking up to someone that had no shame of her fans seeing this?
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Female 843
I just want to know why they got that for her boyfriend. Shouldn`t it have been boobs or something? And what`s the little black patch on the baws?
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Female 9,478
Why Billy Ray, why?
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Male 7,759
onoffonoffon-"you made her rich"

I didn`t. Pre-pubescent kids with little idea what constitutes talent did. But the point is, it`s THEIR money, and they can do what they want with it.

onoffonoffon-"rather than feed your neighbors."

Peoples` neighbors are not anyone else`s responsibility. If you want to feed them, do so. We`ll commend you. You do not get to determine that everyone else must, also.

See, I thinkg certain charities are worth my money and time, so I contribute both to them. I do not demand that you do so. Would you prefer it that I come and demand, at gunpoint, that you spend the weekend building wheelchair ramps? (after all, it`s for a good cause)
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Male 439
Lighten up Sarah. It`s a 20 year old girl goofing off and having fun at a party. Good grief, there are probably 7 million pictures on Facebook of college girls at parties doing stupid s***. Why is she held to a higher standard? And is she anything productive with her life? She`s already made more money at age 20 than you will in your entire life.
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Male 2,085
I`d do her.
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Male 1,268
You know what, here. If you`re a female, pretend this isn`t Miley Cyrus. Pretend it`s RuPaul or some other famous queen who guys just love to watch. You STILL saying this person can`t be overtly sexual in their public life?

Yeah right. He gets away with it because he`s a queen, and it`s allowed. She doesn`t because women aren`t allowed to enjoy their sex life. The end.
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Male 2,345
I think that cake needs to get tested for STDs now.
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Female 3,562
Wow, people are defending this? Look, there`s nothing wrong with acting like an idiot sometimes, but there should be more going on in your life than being defined as that girl who acts like an idiot. Is she going to school? Is she doing ANYTHING productive with her life? Also, I have nothing against women acting sexy, but again there`s more to being a female specimen of the human race than just being a walking cum-dumpster.
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Male 715
complete with herpes on the tip
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Female 3,562
And this is what men actually find attractive some reason.
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Male 10
I`m sorry but this is just founded on jealousy. You think Miley Cyrus is the only girl who has done something trashy in her life? Ok she might make some wrong choices, but mention someone who lives a perfect, idealistic life especially when that someone has got to deal with being a role model to every pre-teen girl in America.

Fact is she`s 18 now I think, and IMO it`s frankly ridiculous that she can be criticized for this silly picture. I worked as a waiter slash bartender last summer and 3 out of 5 nights a week we`d have either hen nights or stag dos, and the cake of choice was always genitalia. I`m not a massive fan of Miley Cyrus but you`ve got to cut her some slack.

Sorry orange_panty but I think you`re being a bit spiteful in posting this.
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Male 1,268
You two act like that`s really that horrible of a thing. She`s hardly a role model, period, so what if she really digs the dick?

I`ve had a couple slutty "girlfriends." They`re not really taking anything away from the non-sluts, at the time, I wouldn`t have bother with any female who didn`t put out daily. You really want to bother with that hassle?

I just don`t get what women in general have against "whores." So she`s going through a phase, why shouldn`t she enjoy it?

Question still stands though. Give him a cake shaped like tits or matching your bush. I don`t want no penis cake.
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Male 761
@tttaylorrr
chances are, there`s already one out there
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Male 761
Is he black?
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Male 145
aahhh.. the transformation from a young, respectable, rising star... into a whore. it`s as american as apple pie.
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Female 90
don`t worry, in a year or two there will be a video of her doing that to an actual dude.
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Female 4,359
why is she such a whore?
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Male 1,268
I don`t get it. Why would a straight guy want a penis shaped cake?
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Female 596
Link: Miley Cyrus Gets Close With Peen-Shaped Cake [Pic] [Rate Link] - She bought her boyfriend this penis-shaped cake for his birthday. Of course she made it all about her. Semi-NSFW.
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