Jyoti Amge Becomes The World`s Smallest Woman

Submitted by: jdouglas9 5 years ago in Misc

A teen the size of a large watermelon becomes the world"s smallest woman after turning 18. I wanna roll her up and...
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Female 249
OMG she sounds just like an animal crossing character..
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Male 526
and what about a child, how could she have one, is anything developed in her to have one, it would be bigger than her - she could explode - literally.
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Male 526
it becomes really confusing when sex comes up. i mean, she looks like a toddler with giant teeth, with a voice of a chipmunk. i guess anyone is going to be too large for her. imagine always having to sit in a high chair, a booster seat, can`t get on a subway seat without a lift. you can steal her as you can shove her in a bag. must be tough...
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Female 357
She reminds me of an American Girl Doll.
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Male 417
Wow ... that Sennheiser pack looks huge on her.
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Male 10,440
@angelo0317:

Question: Is it really pedo? She`s 18 after all...
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Female 3,574
wow, imagine being 18 and looking like you`re 1.
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Male 6,227
@Sway: LOL at the lettuce comment (first out-loud laugh of the day, actually).
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Male 60
I bet she enjoys riding on that motorcycle.
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Male 15,261
Awwww, sweet.

I notice that her teeth appear to be normal size.
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Female 3,696
Buhhh!! She`s like a cute little doll <3 and seems to sweet too. You want to put her in your pocket and feed her lettuce!
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Male 39,902

Actually, I think she is small enough you don`t have to roll her up to stuff her in your vagina.

and

@ Ajikan - LOL out loud ! Thanks for that.
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Female 418
can i have her, please? *-*
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Female 4,409
her cake looked like a giant penis.
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Male 15,832
[quote]If she became a pornstar. People would poo bricks.[/quote]
Yeah, you could just pick her up and fap with her!
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Male 1,526
If she became a pornstar. People would poo bricks.
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Female 23
Jyoti Amge was considered the world’s shortest teenager, but the Guinness official declaration came on her 18th birthday.Though Jyoti is a victim of dwarfism call achondroplasia after her 1st birthday, she attends high school regularly and dreams to become a Bollywood star.MORE
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Male 234
I think it`s one of the lesser known Chippettes.
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Female 166
Roll her up and what? That`s drating gross. Seriously kill yourself.
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Male 238
she sounds like morris code. or alvin and the chimpmunks.
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Male 39,902

She looks like she could chew her way through a 2x4.
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Male 331
I wonder who`s going to be the lucky guy who taps that.

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Female 6,381
"sounds like she`s on helium"
Imagine what she would sound like on a huff of helium! I`ll bet only dogs could hear her.
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Male 1,569
I don`t think rolling her up is necessary to put...
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Male 626
@Revolutioniz
All the crazy birth defects in India are probably because of the pollution.
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Male 626
Since extreamly tall people don`t usually live to be very old from heart problems, I wonder if she`s going to be really old. And not all of being that tiny would be horrible. It would be easy to cut in line or hide.
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Male 241
i want to roll her up and....
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Male 2,229
sounds like she`s on helium
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Female 280
She is adorable!
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Male 3,894
She sounds like a character from Animal Crossing.

Is she going to stay that way until she dies? Will she look like a tiny old lady? Is she immune to death by aging?

Will she marry? Are there a million pedophiles chomping at the bit to get her hand in marriage? If she marries a normal person, will they feel like a total creep forever? Is she physically capable of getting pregnant? If she does, could she survive it?

...so many questions.
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Male 416
There are several things about this I really find fun:

- She`s got big-person`s teeth!
- She`s reasonably eloquent with words, yet sounds like a toddler
- She`s - at least judging by the party - very much a child in some ways. Unfettered fun.
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Male 2,332
"Must be a hard life... being mistaken for an extremely intelligent two year old"

This used to happen to me, but then I grew a beard :3
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Male 1,739
I love how happy she is! That`s so awesome that she`s surrounded by so many loving and supporting people.
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Male 39,902

We represent, the Lullaby League!
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League.
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
we wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
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Male 683
Must be a hard life... being mistaken for an extremely intelligent two year old.
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Male 910
She`s hot.. jk but really, what the drat is up with the Indian gene pool?
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Male 2,552
A real life chipette!
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Male 37
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