Just Another Day On The Job At The Lab [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Mr. Fancylad, your condoms have been approved for quality control.
There are 29 comments:
Male 2
Just like the old Batman series, everything in the batcave is clearly labeled
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Male 12,365
[quote]Tell me though aren`t condom supposed to be tight isn`t that how they contain the sperm and not slide off?[/quote]

There`s a range of appropriate tightness, of course. Not tight enough and they`ll come off. Too tight and they`ll be uncomfortable. Much too tight and they could do some damage.
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Male 14,332
Oh ya well....

I have to use sculpting balloons. Tell me though aren`t condom supposed to be tight isn`t that how they contain the sperm and not slide off?
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Male 259
PEDO BEAR she probably hadn`t hit puberty yet anyway
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Male 997
Just had one burst this morning, means a trip to the family planning clinic to get the morning after pill :( So some still get through quality control...
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Male 766
I don`t need no machine to pop a condom . . .
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Male 4,902
Overkill?
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Female 3,696
Selous

Enjoy your HIV.
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Male 987
I`m sure she loves the reaction she gets when she tells people she tests condoms for a living.
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Male 1,197
i dont use condoms, i do anal instead
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Male 2,688
I`m with Scuzoid... Regulars are just too tight... Its not that we CANT use them. Its more that when something is THAT tight, its just uncomfortable. And if a condom isnt fitting on me comfortably, its a REALLY fast way to kill my erection.
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Male 916
why does her expression look so much like, "*sigh*... i wish."
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Male 11,740
Those just might fit.
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Male 1,268
"This is why Magnums are pointless."

Yeah, no. Sure, super stretchy, but you`re ignoring the fact my penis isn`t made of steel. There are condoms that are way too tight.
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Male 15,510
When the Giant Aliens come to invade us, at least they will have some proper condoms they can use
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Male 12,138
"Mr. Fancylad, your condoms have been approved for quality control."

You wish, Fancy...

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Female 4,447
This is why Magnums are pointless.
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Male 1,122
She`s not the scientist, she`s just waiting in line.
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Male 725
Why are they always so snug then?
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Male 12,365
[quote]the keys are around her neck and in her pocket!!!! AWESOME![/quote]

Being careful with precautions should be second nature to someone who works in a condom factory :)
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Male 12,365
[quote]Someone will say they`re still too small.....[/quote]

I`ll be that someone!

You can stretch many types of rubber by a remarkable amount, but the more you stretch it the greater the force it applies to whatever is stretching them. Newtonian physics applies, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So they will be harmful long before they reach their limits of stretch and uncomfortable long before then. So these may, despite what it looks like, be too small for some men.
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Female 54
i didn`t know you could blow them up that far!
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Male 2,790
i bet some condoms have burst on her
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Male 1,284
i would approve those condom with her!
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Male 2,376
the keys are around her neck and in her pocket!!!! AWESOME!
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Male 14,332
Someone will say they`re still too small.....
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Male 255
i bet that lab tech can take it.
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Male 886
So they`re reusable right?
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Male 20,158
Link: Just Another Day On The Job At The Lab [Pic] [Rate Link] - Mr. Fancylad, your condoms have been approved for quality control.
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