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Date: 01/26/12 10:00 AM

21 Responses to How To Get Out Of Jury Duty [Pic]

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    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:02 am
    Link: How To Get Out Of Jury Duty - Facebook will provide all the answers. Plus, it`s better than saying you`re a racist.
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:29 am
    or, "if they have been arrested and are in court I believe they are guilty"

    "I`m not racist, I hate everyone equally"

    "If its not white, Its guilty"
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:30 am
    And in any modern democracy with a decent legal system you could be arrested and prosecuted for it.
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:32 am
    Be Buddhist. It’s against their religious beliefs to pass judgement on others.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:31 am
    That wont do...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Just rock up to court with this...
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    mrjude Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    The easiest way to get out, legally, is to simply say you don`t trust police officers. That will automatically remove you from a criminal case, for the most part, as the DA won`t want you as a juror. You might still get stuck with some civil cases, but if it`s say, a traffic accident, a cop would be testifying, which would mean they probably wouldn`t want you for that, either.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    Just tell them you`re an NRA member during the jury selection and you`ll be on your merry way in no time.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    I threw away the only jury duty letter I`ve ever gotten. And nothing happened. :|
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    It`ll happen.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    "Just tell them you`re an NRA member during the jury selection and you`ll be on your merry way in no time."

    Um..unless the trial involves a gun, in which case the defense is going to do everything it can to get you on the jury.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    It involved a gun, but not by, let`s say, a law abiding person. Might I add, most "law abiding persons", do not require a jury of their peers in daily life.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    Either way, the defense OR the prosecution will have you dismissed, with pay.
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    i got out of jury duty by committing a felony problem solved
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Answer every question with a really intense stare at whomever is asking. Lick your lips constantly.
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    stell Female 40-49
    65 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    Randomly scream out "I like cheese"
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    I just tell them that I was wrongly convicted on a traffic violation because the cop committed perjury. I`ve NEVER been picked.
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    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:53 pm
    Turn up with a full orchestra and answer every question by singing your answer.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 1:05 am
    That or you just strap on a pair or grow some balls.
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    artmunki Male 30-39
    176 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 5:23 am
    As suggested by the infamous Skippy`s List ... http://skippyslist.com/list/
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    February 4, 2012 at 8:41 am
    usually i go with, i can`t remember things that are said. and so far it`s worked on every case. but if you have a disability of some kind, get a doctors note, it works just about always. i like the prophecy idea, but keeping a straight face would be hard. i would need to be the guy with a boot on his head.

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