How To Get Out Of Jury Duty [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago Funny

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Male 526
usually i go with, i can`t remember things that are said. and so far it`s worked on every case. but if you have a disability of some kind, get a doctors note, it works just about always. i like the prophecy idea, but keeping a straight face would be hard. i would need to be the guy with a boot on his head.
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Male 176
As suggested by the infamous Skippy`s List ... http://skippyslist.com/list/
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Male 1,404
That or you just strap on a pair or grow some balls.
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Male 70
Turn up with a full orchestra and answer every question by singing your answer.
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Male 15,832
I just tell them that I was wrongly convicted on a traffic violation because the cop committed perjury. I`ve NEVER been picked.
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Female 65
Randomly scream out "I like cheese"
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Male 14,773
Answer every question with a really intense stare at whomever is asking. Lick your lips constantly.
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Male 450
i got out of jury duty by committing a felony problem solved
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Male 616
Either way, the defense OR the prosecution will have you dismissed, with pay.
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Male 616
It involved a gun, but not by, let`s say, a law abiding person. Might I add, most "law abiding persons", do not require a jury of their peers in daily life.
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Male 3,364
"Just tell them you`re an NRA member during the jury selection and you`ll be on your merry way in no time."

Um..unless the trial involves a gun, in which case the defense is going to do everything it can to get you on the jury.
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Male 616
It`ll happen.
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Female 1,566
I threw away the only jury duty letter I`ve ever gotten. And nothing happened. :|
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Male 616
Just tell them you`re an NRA member during the jury selection and you`ll be on your merry way in no time.
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Male 19
The easiest way to get out, legally, is to simply say you don`t trust police officers. That will automatically remove you from a criminal case, for the most part, as the DA won`t want you as a juror. You might still get stuck with some civil cases, but if it`s say, a traffic accident, a cop would be testifying, which would mean they probably wouldn`t want you for that, either.
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Male 25,416
Just rock up to court with this...
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Male 25,416
That wont do...
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Male 620
Be Buddhist. It’s against their religious beliefs to pass judgement on others.
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Male 3,285
And in any modern democracy with a decent legal system you could be arrested and prosecuted for it.
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Male 620
or, "if they have been arrested and are in court I believe they are guilty"

"I`m not racist, I hate everyone equally"

"If its not white, Its guilty"
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Female 539
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