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Date: 01/21/12 10:56 AM

24 Responses to Hey Lonely Apple Fanboys: The Flashlight iPad [Pic

  1. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:05 am
    *jaw hanging open*

    "This is neither a real thing - it`s a concept mockup"

    *sigh of relief*
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:12 am
    You could probably use the ipad`s accelerometers to make the titties on the screen bounce in rhythm with... well, you know.
  3. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Fleshlight, not flashlight.
    Amazing no one thought of this sooner...
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

    WANT! But you need the Bouncing Boobies ap.
  5. Profile photo of panzerlancer
    panzerlancer Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:31 am
    id use it :(
  6. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 11:34 am
    @msieg007--this could be huge!
  7. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Porn takes another step forward.
  8. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    whens the dildo one being released so that people can have `sextime` (play on facetime)

    incoming cheating spouses everywhere
  9. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    Fleshlight, not flashlight.
  10. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    wtf
  11. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    A giant leap for pornkind.
  12. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    SMART.
  13. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    Internet capable 60" HDTV
    Girlfriend and/or hand
    problem solved
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    This is genius, why haven`t I thought of this?
  15. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    Awful idea, the ipad will get stained and probably stop working.
    That said, does it work with android tablets?
  16. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    There`s a fap for that.
  17. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    So THAT is why they make POV porn. I get it now!
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I guess that`s an improvement over the one that fits in a 5.25" drive bay...

    And what spider said. LOL!
  19. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    January 22, 2012 at 2:31 am
    I was all set to come here and say "I read that as fleshlight".
  20. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    January 22, 2012 at 11:14 am
    im confused. why is there a nude female on the screen? wouldnt apple fanboys rather just drat the ipad, or even more likely, Mr Jobs?
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 22, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    eww...
  22. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:32 am
    problem is that the accomplying app woould never get approved by apple
  23. Profile photo of winniety
    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:37 pm
    Funy
    led flashlightis amazing

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