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Date: 01/23/12 11:40 AM

53 Responses to Hazel Jones Turns Down $1 Million Film Offer [Pic+

  1. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 11:48 am
    I`d watch it.
  2. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 11:54 am
    She`s cute! If she agreed do you think they`d try a worlds first quad penetration?
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    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 11:57 am
    my vaginas want 1 million each
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Well, she can`t blame people for wanting to see them.

    She needs to meet a man with two penis and make a sex tape.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    Huh. I don`t know that I have anything else to add to that.

    simply: huh.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Wow.. shes only like the most perfect woman. Double rainbow :)
  7. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    Two things:

    1. Steven Hirsch, holy dratin` forehead.

    2. Everybody has a price.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    "Wow.. shes only like the most perfect woman. Double rainbow :)"

    Double SOMETHING... IDK if it`s a rainbow though.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    i NEED to see this
  10. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    >goes on tv to expose her medical condition.
    >omg just leave me alone I want to be left alone!!

    eyeroll.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    So she goes on the rag TWICE a month?

    Get thee behind me Satan!
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    That dude is frightening.
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    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    So, she could do a lot of creative landscaping down there....best of both worlds:)
  14. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    I don`t even want to know how many penetrations are possible with that.
  15. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    "I just want to be left alone."
    Bullpoo. Once you go on public TV with a story like that, you putting out the message that the last thing you want is to be left alone.
    The whole point of the interview was so she would get money and grab the attention from people in LA. People who have made shows like "Kate Plus 8" and "Keeping Up With The Kardashians". Famous because they are also attention-seeking whores.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2347 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    not id actually like to see that
  17. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    TriplePenetration
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    I don`t blame her, I wouldn`t do one either....Mostly,I don`t want to be the cause of so much puking...
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    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    If I had two dicks...
  20. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    she just wants to be left alone yet somehow the media found out about her condition???
    BULLCRAPPITTTYYY LADY!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    if she wants to be left alone, why do she and her husband show off her gifts at london sex clubs? at any rate, that`s what i`ve read elsewhere about her.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    I just want to know if we are talking about "side by side" or "over and under", to put it in shotgun terms.
  23. Profile photo of RedOnTheHead
    RedOnTheHead Male 50-59
    99 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    One side is for lappin` and one side is for tappin`. After you wear one side out trade `em off. Lefty loosey?, righty tighty!
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    I heard she`s in talks for a sitcom called "My Two Vags"
  25. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    One side is for lappin` and one side is for tappin`. After you wear one side out trade `em off. Lefty loosey?, righty tighty!

    I almost poo`d. If I had a hat I`d tip it.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    She goes to sex clubs with her husband, shows women that want to see it, and announces this publicly yeeetttttt getting paid a million dollars for ONE porn shoot would be too much because she wants to be left alone? What am I missing here?
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    i`d hit it forsure.. why not
  28. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    1 million probably just wasn`t enough for her...
  29. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    Only a million? I hope they offered royalties too, because they would have made far more than a million off of that.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    "i just want to be left alone" says the chick with 2 vaginas who went a show and said `i got two vajay-jays` (would it then be i have one vajay-jay-jay-jay?).

    give the bitch 5 years, and 10 mil, when she starts to wrinkle up she`ll want to feel sexy and hey, vivid`s not gonna quit trying.
  31. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    I read as far as `two vaginas` and automatically thought of LMFAO. Funny that.
  32. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    pics or it didn`t happen
  33. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    Good for her. Steve Hirsch can rot in the personal hell he creates for himself.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    "TriplePenetration"
    You mean quadrup.....oh yeah..just one poop chute.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    "I don`t blame her, I wouldn`t do one either....Mostly,I don`t want to be the cause of so much puking..."

    Soooo...the sight of just one vagina only makes you a "little queasy"?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 8:26 pm
    "I just want to know if we are talking about "side by side" or "over and under", to put it in shotgun terms."

    PLEASE let it be "shotgun" style.
  37. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    "She`s cute! If she agreed do you think they`d try a worlds first quad penetration?"

    She only has one ass hole. Thats ok...took me a minute too.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    "So she goes on the rag TWICE a month?"

    And the award for funniest comment goes to....... drumroll please..... brbrbrbrbrbrbr..... GERRY1of1!!!


    Lol..well played, Gerry.
  39. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    Bitches don`t appreciate nothin.
  40. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    it`s still quadruple penetration if her mouth counts...
  41. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 10:09 pm
    um it still looks the same on the outside...it`s the inside that`s different. i`m glad she turned it down.

    now if someone had THREE holes down there then that`s another story....
  42. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    January 23, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    What a waste!
  43. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    257 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 4:26 am
    She should wait for the offer from Hollywood, after all they`re not averse to casting a couple of overpaid c*nts in a big movie.
  44. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 5:41 am
    She uses tampon `chucks.


  45. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 5:51 am
    @jtrebowski

    You`re negating the mouth..QUAD!!
  46. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 8:07 am
    pigsnout5 is correct. It looks the same from the outside. This is because what she has is actually a single vagina with a membranous wall, starting partway in, that separates it into 2 sides. Similarly, if you built a wall down the middle of your garage it would still look the same from the outside when the door is closed.
  47. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    Good for her. Honestly if I was her I wouldn`t even let the world know that kind of thing without expecting a WHOOOOLE lot of attention. And he`s not even the first girl born like that. There was a woman like that who hooked up with a guy with two dicks back in the days of freakshows.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    I was just thinking about how cool this would be to see. But the pr0n would have to be in a circus, where she screws the 2 donged dude they keep in the back.
  49. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    "um it still looks the same on the outside...it`s the inside that`s different. i`m glad she turned it down. "

    You are completely wrong. She has....For lack of a better term, two slits where there should only be one.

    AS a previous IAB member put it, she has a Vajayjayjayjay.
  50. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    @steelgrid
    i think you mistake vagina for vulva.
  51. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    lol, holy crap @patchgrabber, i almost peed myself.
  52. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    January 24, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    who the hell is that?

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