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Date: 01/05/12 10:11 AM

26 Responses to Facebook Also Flushes Out The Sicko Perverts [Pic]

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    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:12 am
    Link: Facebook Also Flushes Out The Sicko Perverts - James, we`re looking at you.
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    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:25 am
    haha my mom would tell me to walk the other way too. ahhh parents. :)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:38 am
    Is it fresh meat or old and rotted?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 5, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Check the wallet.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:00 am
    Well, it depends where you found it really . If you opened your wardrobe door and it fell out at your feet I am sure you would do something different than if you found it while walking the dog....
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Am I the only person who is going to say "call 9-1-1?" Seriously?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Poke it with a stick.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
    Yeah, first thing I would do if I found a dead person, leave my own DNA
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
    make sure it isn`t yours...
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:25 am
    I do believe I saw this on 9gag yesterday. Ah well.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Madduck, i like your comments, and now i find you walk da dog too, i`d like to hook up one time, but i`m worried you got some skeletons in your closet...
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    tuckerd12 Male 30-39
    44 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Well...dialing 911 would be for an emergency. I would assume that being dead means the emergency already happened. No need to rush, the dead don`t move very fast.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 11:32 am
    leave a believable amount of cash in the wallet, and then call the police.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Never a good way to start a day.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Dont you usually poke it with a stick
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    MrOrange- I did actually mean walking a canine, rather than, well,that- finding a body THEN would be rather offputting.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    "Dont you usually poke it with a stick"

    Well you could call it a stick :D
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    The answer is quite obvious. You take it to the nearest man with a pig farm.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Madduck: my profound and sincerest apologies, whilst i am well versed in alternative names for that which i do on a regular ba... for THAT. i wasn`t aware of this euphenism.
    I was merely trying to point out that skeletons falling out of your closet is something you seem to be accustomed to..
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    true that james
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:19 pm
    If you find a dead body search it for valuables then call police. If asked later why you had any contact with the body due to your hair or finger prints etc being found on it after you searched it just say you checked the body for signs of life before realizing it was in fact dead.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 12:09 am
    Corpsecrank- that works well if it is a fresh body, could be hard to explain if it was going green. MrOrange- apologies accepted, I do rarely have bodies falling out the wardrobe, but one always worries in case a lapse of memory led to someone being left in there too long....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36844 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 12:17 am

    steel his shoes
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    Heliosphere Male 30-39
    6 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    and nickel his wallet
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    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    Nobody even suspects Joey. Hmmmm....
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 6:40 am
    steel his shoes? how does one `steel` a pair of shoes? stupid americans

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