Facebook Also Flushes Out The Sicko Perverts [Pic]

Submitted by: ffi 5 years ago Funny

James, we"re looking at you.
There are 26 comments:
Male 583
steel his shoes? how does one `steel` a pair of shoes? stupid americans
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Female 212
Nobody even suspects Joey. Hmmmm....
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Male 6
and nickel his wallet
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Male 37,888

steel his shoes
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Female 7,832
Corpsecrank- that works well if it is a fresh body, could be hard to explain if it was going green. MrOrange- apologies accepted, I do rarely have bodies falling out the wardrobe, but one always worries in case a lapse of memory led to someone being left in there too long....
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Male 928
If you find a dead body search it for valuables then call police. If asked later why you had any contact with the body due to your hair or finger prints etc being found on it after you searched it just say you checked the body for signs of life before realizing it was in fact dead.
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Male 2,855
true that james
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Male 2,416
Madduck: my profound and sincerest apologies, whilst i am well versed in alternative names for that which i do on a regular ba... for THAT. i wasn`t aware of this euphenism.
I was merely trying to point out that skeletons falling out of your closet is something you seem to be accustomed to..
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Male 2,332
The answer is quite obvious. You take it to the nearest man with a pig farm.
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Male 2,841
"Dont you usually poke it with a stick"

Well you could call it a stick :D
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Female 7,832
MrOrange- I did actually mean walking a canine, rather than, well,that- finding a body THEN would be rather offputting.
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Male 25,416
Dont you usually poke it with a stick
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Male 1,404
Never a good way to start a day.
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Male 3,894
leave a believable amount of cash in the wallet, and then call the police.
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Male 44
Well...dialing 911 would be for an emergency. I would assume that being dead means the emergency already happened. No need to rush, the dead don`t move very fast.
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Male 2,416
Madduck, i like your comments, and now i find you walk da dog too, i`d like to hook up one time, but i`m worried you got some skeletons in your closet...
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Female 857
I do believe I saw this on 9gag yesterday. Ah well.
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Male 2,416
make sure it isn`t yours...
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Male 1,010
Yeah, first thing I would do if I found a dead person, leave my own DNA
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Male 14,330
Poke it with a stick.
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Male 1,931
Am I the only person who is going to say "call 9-1-1?" Seriously?
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Female 7,832
Well, it depends where you found it really . If you opened your wardrobe door and it fell out at your feet I am sure you would do something different than if you found it while walking the dog....
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Male 37,888

Check the wallet.
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Male 36,335
Is it fresh meat or old and rotted?
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Female 54
haha my mom would tell me to walk the other way too. ahhh parents. :)
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Female 156
Link: Facebook Also Flushes Out The Sicko Perverts [Pic] [Rate Link] - James, we`re looking at you.
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