Disney Princesses If Designed Today? Part 1 [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 5 years ago

Sweet! I much prefer these versions.
There are 63 comments:
Male 694
poca and tiana are hot in this pic :P. my ex looked just like this pocahontas lol. but no, they wouldnt look like this.. they still make new princesses, and they all look oldskool..
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Male 5,413
Snow White <3
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Male 60
ariel looks like she would steal your wallet when you fall asleep
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Male 130
Thanks, Angelmassb!
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Male 408
ill poke her hontus
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Male 380
Who is Tiana?
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Male 506
Jasmine is so hot that even though she`s not in the picture, she`s still hot.
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Male 240
@Zymotical have you ever seen robot chicken? The entire thing is using likenesses of other peoples` creations. All they have to do is stick a message at the beginning and they`re dandy. It`s art not like they took a picture of an actual disney princess and made an independent film from it.
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Male 416
"Ooooh I love Jasmine, Tiana, and Pocahontas. Belle is pretty freakin cute too. Ariel looks like Pretty Woman lol"

Jasmine? Are we looking at the same picture?
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Male 3,619
i doubt disney would do it like this
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Female 2,525
@Zymotical, you don`t understand how art works, do you?
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Female 3,696
Ooooh I love Jasmine, Tiana, and Pocahontas. Belle is pretty freakin cute too. Ariel looks like Pretty Woman lol
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Female 25
Not hipster, and not Disney exclusively, either. (note Anastasia, who was actually done by Fox animation(thank you angelmassb for completion of incomplete post)). The artist calls them "fashion princesses".
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Female 399
It`s supposed to be "Hipster Disney Princesses" I think. Saw it on 9GAG the other day.
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Female 7
They`re all hipsters!
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Female 418
pocahontas looks awesome. so does snow white. i dont like the others though, ariel looks like a prostitute
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Male 15,510
Incomplete post is incomplete


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Male 41
So they`d look like pooty FB The Sims characters?
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Female 1,743
dumb.
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Female 9,402
This is really cute.
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Female 61
i`d still do pocahontas
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Male 3,301
Ariel looks like a drag queen.
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Female 1,324
someone`s bitter they can`t draw >>;
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Female 267
@ Zymotical - Lighten up man. Then look up "parody" and "fair use concept".
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Male 197
No, this is just retarded. Come up with something original rather than stealing other people`s IP.

The person who created this is no less a thief than someone who robbed a bank. I cannot wait until the corporations are allowed to ban these people from the internet for this kind of blatant thievery.
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Female 494
Yeah, Snow White is awesome!
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Male 1,196
i am still bored
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Female 676
I freaking love the way Pocahontas looks.
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Male 1,164
DAMN YOU TIANA. YOU WILL NEVER BE A PRINCESS IN MY BOOKS!!
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Female 3,562
They don`t exactly look like princesses anymore, just everyday hot chicks. Seems like a downgrade to me.
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Female 53
Snow white looks cool as hell. I want her clothes please.
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Male 1,625
@Chicomimi:

Snow White was also a princess by blood, the evil queen was her step mother. [not pictured] Sleeping Beauty (aka Aurora) was also a princess by birth, same with Rapunzel and Jasmine.
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Male 515
This was not as trashy as I was expecting.
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Female 854
I think Pocahontas`s stole Cinderella`s shoes....

Isn`t Ariel, really the only princess? Pocahontas`s was like the daughters of the chief...the rest just got married.
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Male 141
my god, Ariel is Mushie_mush
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Male 36,410
Why are their legs twice as long as human legs? They look like `Bratz` dolls or something.
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Female 262
Disney Princesses if they were designed as dirty hipster chicks.
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Female 418
HAHA Gerry
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Male 55
who is tiana?
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Female 418
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 102
i agree with gerry the boobies would be way bigger
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Male 25,416
I thought it would be more like this
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Male 1,625
they do know that Ariel and Tiana were `designed` recently...

do they mean designed in today`s fashion?
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Male 936
i agree with ani187. Besides, the style of art is called "alternative art" - or at least that`s the slang term for it. Its about taking a character in one style and drawing it in a different style. For instance, a pikachu that is drawn to look like a real animal or yoshi from mario brothers drawn to look like a real dinosaur. This is just Disney princesses drawn to look like modern girls.
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Female 2,525
"lol, Ariel has Jadzia Dax`s Trill markings!"

That was my first thought. /nerd.
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Female 2,525
I like Pocahontas`s outfit.
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Male 2,586
lol, Ariel has Jadzia Dax`s Trill markings! :-D
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Male 163
fugly
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Female 4,447
Um, no. This is more like if they were in a raunchy movie about stuck up college girls.
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Male 1,064
ariel looks like a crazy bitch
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Male 3,061
Does Ariel have scales on he shoulders?
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Male 625
There`s quite a bit more:

http://www.buzzfeed.com /abrams/hipster-disney-princesses

Sorry for the random space in the link....it wouldn`t let me post a "word" longer than 40 characters :P
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Male 10,440
I don`t think so.
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Male 10,339
@Kego: Yes, but the time period of the movie she is in is from the 1800`s.
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Female 583
Yes, I-A-B. Rip it a new one please. XD
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Male 7,585
Nevermind, shes from "Princess and the Frog". I never watched that one.
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Male 7,585
Interesting, but who is Tiana?
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Female 515
I would say more like 80`s...what`s up with Ariel???
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Male 1,341
Wait... Isn`t Tiana from their latest princess movie featuring the first black princess? If so... Wouldn`t she have been designed "today?"
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Male 37,888

If Disney princesses were more realistic...


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Female 583
NO. Goddamit. I loath Viria`s art. Why I-A-B? Why? Why does she have to contaminate you?!
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Female 258
Hm, not so much "if designed today" as "if they went shopping today."

Ariel`s Chuck Taylors are perfect.
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Female 368
Link: Disney Princesses If Designed Today? Part 1 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sweet! I much prefer these versions.
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